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Ever been caught "doing something" on your balcony???

matt082600

By matt082600,
in Carnival Cruise Lines

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thebird

thebird

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Birdie, I think Vicar is avoiding us.

 

 

I concur...

 

I tracked him down on another thread

and then....to my amazement.....

I got carried away, and forgot to tell him to get his buttless chaps back over here and face the music!

 

Never fear, Lady Pungo

I will prevail...

 

LOL

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MoonBaby

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If you think a balcony is too small, book one of the aft Cat 11 suites on the Spirit Class ships...the ones with the wrap around balcony. It's very private (at least on deck 4) and HUGE!!!!! Plenty of room with lots to spare!

:D

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Vicar

Vicar

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Well like I said I like telling AND HEARING!!!!!!!

 

Ok ok i'll start

 

lets just say nothing kills the mood then looking up and seeing a maid drop a handful of towels to make the sign of the cross and say a Hail Mary in Spanish

 

*LOL*

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jess43

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When we were on our cruise in March we were either pulling into Nassau or St. Thomas and I was just chillen out on our balcony butt naked and I heard some noise. Looked down and realized that there was a boat guiding us in with plenty of guys lookin up. O-well I have no shame.

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Vicar

Vicar

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Oh you have come to the right place *LOL*

 

Ya know how they all complain that the showers on these ships are too small

 

HOGWASH I SAY!!!!!! HOGWASH!!!!

 

They are just amateurs!!!!!

 

*LOL*

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thebird

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So Bird

 

No vacation Nookie stories huh?

 

Sounds like you need to get a better TA *LOL*

 

No mile High Club stories either huh?

 

Sorry, Vicar...

I'm a maiden

in 'all' senses of the word.........hmm....

(yeah........I'll leave it at that...)LOL

 

My problem wasn't with the TA

it was with the 'company' ......or lack of it...

It's on my to-do list, as well........OOHHH YEAH!!

(ALL these things)

 

got any more stories??

I'm storing them 'all' in my birdbrain for future reference...

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Vicar

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Hmmmmmmmm lets seeeeeee

 

 

stripper at my stag party NAH

 

My best mans GF on the night of MY rehearsel dinner...uh uh

 

Grandmothers private nurse at the convalescent home ...ah thats been done to death.

 

My divorce lawyers secretary? ...

 

 

nope nothing that comes to mind

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