Jsipes Posted January 13, 2007 #1 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 13, 2007 #2 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? Love it, LMAO :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger_77 Posted January 13, 2007 #3 Share Posted January 13, 2007 ROFL It will likely only happen if he is seen taking a swig from it!:D Smooth Sailing! :) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanford's girl Posted January 13, 2007 #4 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? ROTFLMAO!! :D :D He should be OK but if they find out, they may make him drain his leg. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lippylulu Posted January 13, 2007 #5 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? Should be OK just as long as he doesn't put his foot in his mouth...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 13, 2007 #6 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I am always putting my foot in my mouth. My god the mind boggles, just let us hope he sanitizes it first, the ships company will gladly offer him a swig of Pucell to do the job . :D :eek: Keep the funnies coming, I just love this one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 13, 2007 #7 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Bump Bump Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted January 13, 2007 #8 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likelihood of being busted? Depends on what it does to his mammary glands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesmom Posted January 14, 2007 #9 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Don't you think he'll get awfully tired hauling around all of that extra weight? Roberta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanFantasys Posted January 14, 2007 #10 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I love to laugh and this sure did the trick !! Rhonda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zdude Posted January 14, 2007 #11 Share Posted January 14, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? You just made me spit beer all over my keyboard. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 14, 2007 #12 Share Posted January 14, 2007 This has most definitely got to be one of the best since I have frequented these boards, but it seems everyone to his own. What makes the posters on here so damn serious about life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomasale Posted January 14, 2007 #13 Share Posted January 14, 2007 too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noblepa Posted January 14, 2007 #14 Share Posted January 14, 2007 If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ???? This give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "aged in oak"... He might have a bit of a problem if they confiscate it and return it on the last night of the cruise. Paul Noble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammybee Posted January 14, 2007 #15 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Would that be his keg leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 14, 2007 #16 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Would that be his keg leg? Just too witty! Thanks gals and guys please just keep them coming, what a way to start my MOnday. The last 2 just got me rocking. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzlover Posted January 14, 2007 #17 Share Posted January 14, 2007 His legal defense may tell him he doesn't have a leg to stand on...teehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammybee Posted January 14, 2007 #18 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Just too witty! Thanks gals and guys please just keep them coming, what a way to start my MOnday. The last 2 just got me rocking. :D Monday ??? And it's probably not MLK Day either, down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 14, 2007 #19 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Monday ??? And it's probably not MLK Day either, down there. Sorry Hammybee MLK Day I am afraid you have lost me, but Monday it surely is, and instead of me sitting here fiddling on my laptop I would be far better employed shoving some dirt around in my little piece of "Godzone" Hope you have a good Sunday :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzermon Posted January 14, 2007 #20 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Just make sure he fills his leg AFTER he gets off the plane. You don't want TSA confiscating his leg for containing more than 3 oz of liquid.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy1 Posted January 15, 2007 #21 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Oh, I knew a gal with a wooden leg With her I used to linger How do I know she had a wooden leg? I got a splinter in my finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 15, 2007 #22 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Oh, I knew a gal with a wooden legWith her I used to linger How do I know she had a wooden leg? I got a splinter in my finger he he I love that just as much as I love grumpy :D Did you get the splinter trying to get into her whiskey ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivalrygirl Posted January 15, 2007 #23 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr......bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcrandle Posted January 16, 2007 #24 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Could he possibly be the one referenced in Mary Poppins? "I once knew a man with a wooden leg, named Smith." "Well, what was the name of his other leg?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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