Dumb Cruise Director Questions

[cf32521]

When we were on the Holiday early in February we attended the debarkation talk by the cruise director. He told about the cruise director conference where they put together the top 10 dumbest questions asked of cruise directors. Can anyone remind me of some of these stories, I can only remember a couple and they were hilarious.

 

Thanks in advance!

[rellersi]

When we were on the Holiday early in February we attended the debarkation talk by the cruise director. He told about the cruise director conference where they put together the top 10 dumbest questions asked of cruise directors. Can anyone remind me of some of these stories, I can only remember a couple and they were hilarious.

 

Thanks in advance!

 

How about

Does the crew sleep on the ship?

What time is the 'MIDNIGHT' buffet? (not so funny anymore since it is usually around 12:30)

Does the ship generate its own electricity?

[njs]

Does this elevator go to the front of the ship:D

 

No wonder people ask ~ after getting so confused trying to get to the right dining room

[denisey]

Why do they put a pat of butter on my pillow at night.

 

I booked an Ocean View room and I all I can see is the parking lot. (New Cruiser when first getting on the ship)

[MaritimeCruisers]

Telephone call to Purser..

 

How do I get out of my room?

 

I'm stuck in my room. One door goes to the bathroom and the other says do not disturb.

[MaritimeCruisers]

What religion do the people with the dot behind their ear belong to?

[cruzinagain13]

Do these stairs go up or down?

[LHP]

With all these photos crammed together, how can I tell which are mine?

[luckycruzer]

With all these photos crammed together, how can I tell which are mine?

 

How long dose the 30 min massage take? and dun da da dunnnnh...Do the employees eat on board...

[mrdood]

If the ship is made of metal and metal sinks in water, will we sink when they untie us from the pier?

 

How can the captain drive the ship in the dark, isn't it hard to see where he is driving?

 

How would anyone know if I bought weed in Jaimaica:confused: :eek:

[Moondawgie]

When they meet the Captain, some (a lot) ask, "Who's driving the ship?"

 

They probably hate this question.:rolleyes:

[Cruiser Joe]

Does the ship generate its own electricity?

OK, I guess I am dumb too, because the electricity thing is kind of interesting! Just think about it: all of those light bulbs, etc. need to get their juice from the engines and turbines and batteries. I would love to see the "guts" of the ship to see how it all works.

[dan40]

Has this ship ever sunk?

 

How high are we above sea level?

 

What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt?

 

Dan

[Bunkie103]

Does the gift shop sell the daily newspaper?

 

If it does that paperboy deserves one huge tip!;)

[Cuizer2]

Here is a list ...