garigoun Posted January 30, 2009 #1 Share Posted January 30, 2009 OK! Enough! What is going on? There are questions to be asked ON A MATTER OF GRAVE PUBLIC CONCERN. It is almost five months now since we had a post concerning: A CRUISE FROM HELL. Is there something the cruise lines are not telling us? Have all the CRUISES FROM HELL been quietly cancelled, just one more unsung and unremarked victim of the global economic downturn? If so we should be told. We need to be told. It is our right to be told. The ramifications are immeasurable, people who had heretofore written with delight about their Hellish Cruises will be bereft. The Cruise Critic boards will languish and die due to lack of topics of an infernal nature. Regular posters will forsake the boards and seek other outlets for their ire on boards dedicated to telephone card collecting or soft toy cremating and others of that ilk. What about the congenitally choleric? Without the safety valve of a CRUISE FROM HELL to rant about and so obtain an inner peace their blood pressure will escalate to dangerous levels with the concomitant increase in the cost to the NHS. These are serious times my brothers, these are perilous times my sisters. HOWEVER It is my belief that there are still CRUISES FROM HELL taking place. It stands to reason that with the number of cruise boats steaming around the world with their thousands of GUESTS someone somewhere must be having a diabolical time. There will be poor suffering souls who have had to endure a formal evening with someone with a pre-tied tie, perhaps a coloured tie or a coloured DJ. Some anguished wretch will, even as we speak, be eating ‘not quite warm toast’ delivered 3 minutes late by some white-coated and begloved Beelzebubb. Some bewildered and benighted Grill passenger will be sobbing inconsolably because he/she went to a bar and no-one remembered his name of what he/she drinks. Some late booker who got his cruise for £2.99p an hour before sailing time will be incandescent because he has been aboard 10 minutes and no-one has called him Sir. Believe me folks these dreadful things are still taking place. But we are being kept in the dark.. So come on HELL CRUISERS do not hold your sadness in. Do not let your resentment swell like some foul tumour in your bosom. Let us share your pain. Our hearts go out to you, your families and your bank managers. We are here to help. Post Now. Today. Obtain the catharsis of complaint. (Unless of course your cruise was with Cunard. In which case forget it pal) Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV BOY Posted January 30, 2009 #2 Share Posted January 30, 2009 OK! Enough! What is going on? There are questions to be asked ON A MATTER OF GRAVE PUBLIC CONCERN. It is almost five months now since we had a post concerning: A CRUISE FROM HELL. Is there something the cruise lines are not telling us? Have all the CRUISES FROM HELL been quietly cancelled, just one more unsung and unremarked victim of the global economic downturn? If so we should be told. We need to be told. It is our right to be told. The ramifications are immeasurable, people who had heretofore written with delight about their Hellish Cruises will be bereft. The Cruise Critic boards will languish and die due to lack of topics of an infernal nature. Regular posters will forsake the boards and seek other outlets for their ire on boards dedicated to telephone card collecting or soft toy cremating and others of that ilk. What about the congenitally choleric? Without the safety valve of a CRUISE FROM HELL to rant about and so obtain an inner peace their blood pressure will escalate to dangerous levels with the concomitant increase in the cost to the NHS. These are serious times my brothers, these are perilous times my sisters. HOWEVER It is my belief that there are still CRUISES FROM HELL taking place. It stands to reason that with the number of cruise boats steaming around the world with their thousands of GUESTS someone somewhere must be having a diabolical time. There will be poor suffering souls who have had to endure a formal evening with someone with a pre-tied tie, perhaps a coloured tie or a coloured DJ. Some anguished wretch will, even as we speak, be eating ‘not quite warm toast’ delivered 3 minutes late by some white-coated and begloved Beelzebubb. Some bewildered and benighted Grill passenger will be sobbing inconsolably because he/she went to a bar and no-one remembered his name of what he/she drinks. Some late booker who got his cruise for £2.99p an hour before sailing time will be incandescent because he has been aboard 10 minutes and no-one has called him Sir. Believe me folks these dreadful things are still taking place. But we are being kept in the dark.. So come on HELL CRUISERS do not hold your sadness in. Do not let your resentment swell like some foul tumour in your bosom. Let us share your pain. Our hearts go out to you, your families and your bank managers. We are here to help. Post Now. Today. Obtain the catharsis of complaint. (Unless of course your cruise was with Cunard. In which case forget it pal) Gari Words fail me ! :eek: :eek: :eek: Gav :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Brit Posted January 30, 2009 #3 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Words fail me ! :eek: :eek: :eek: Gav :cool: Every cloud... Sir Martin:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAV BOY Posted January 30, 2009 #4 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Every cloud... Sir Martin:eek: Ouch that hurt ! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMatesNYC Posted January 30, 2009 #5 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Every cloud... Sir Martin:eek: Bad kitty!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunardqueen Posted January 30, 2009 #6 Share Posted January 30, 2009 And what exactly is this doing on the Cunard thread? Cunard dont do cruises from hell, their passengers are a breed above the rest, heck they even do long range weather forecasts....Self tied bow ties are another matter Its P&O that have the chavvy brigade.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIRELT5 Posted January 30, 2009 #7 Share Posted January 30, 2009 And what exactly is this doing on the Cunard thread? Cunard dont do cruises from hell, their passengers are a breed above the rest, heck they even do long range weather forecasts....Self tied bow ties are another matter Its P&O that have the chavvy brigade.... Chavvy Brigade ???? Could you explain this phrase to us Folks in the States :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunardqueen Posted January 30, 2009 #8 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Chavvy Brigade ???? Could you explain this phrase to us Folks in the States 'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos. Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres, and tend to holiday on p&o cruises:eek: Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA I gather the P&O ship Ventura had a rather "interesting" mix on her Xmas cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMatesNYC Posted January 30, 2009 #9 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Chavvy Brigade ???? Could you explain this phrase to us Folks in the States :) Definition of "chav" here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav Think track suit, baseball cap, Timberland boots on this side 'o the pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIRELT5 Posted January 30, 2009 #10 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I gather the P&O ship Ventura had a rather "interesting" mix on her Xmas cruise Got the US (NY,NJ) Guido term. Hopefully our Voyage on Mary, 11/19/2009 will be "Chav or Guidio Free" lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCurry Posted January 30, 2009 #11 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Regrettably, are alive and well in Texas, usually with their baseball caps on back wards! Gari should perform a public service for Cruise Critics by taking his Epistle over to the Carnival and Norwegian boards where he'll find no end of malcontents starved for sympathy. The "I even wrote the president of (fill in the blank line) and they refused to totally refund my money!" crowd. Much like a few other things in life, the worst cruise I ever had was wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guernseyguy Posted January 30, 2009 #12 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Words fail me ! :eek: :eek: :eek: Gav :cool: Not entirely......:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMatesNYC Posted January 30, 2009 #13 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Got the US (NY,NJ) Guido term. Hopefully our Voyage on Mary, 11/19/2009 will be "Chav or Guidio Free" lol :) Well, (assuming you mean November 17th, 2009) since this is a round trip NYC over a holiday period (which was heavily discounted last year) I would not bet your life on it.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIRELT5 Posted January 30, 2009 #14 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well, (assuming you mean November 17th, 2009) since this is a round trip NYC over a holiday period (which was heavily discounted last year) I would not bet your life on it.:eek: The Price for this voyage was just discounted. We received an upgrade to a B5 from a D7 with $500 OBC. Debating if we Should cancel and wait within a month of sailing to rebook ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMatesNYC Posted January 30, 2009 #15 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The Price for this voyage was just discounted. We received an upgrade to a B5 from a D7 with $500 OBC. Debating if we Should cancel and wait within a month of sailing to rebook ???? Sounds like you received a great adjustment. Keep your eyes on it, and if the B5 goes below what you paid, call your TA and ask what more will be coming your way. You may end up in PG at this rate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Brit Posted January 30, 2009 #16 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Chavvy Brigade ???? Could you explain this phrase to us Folks in the States :) Here you are, FIRELT5. My cat, wearing his favourite Burberry hat, the trademark of the Great British Chav. Photograph courtesy of Jimmy, with thanks Mary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIRELT5 Posted January 30, 2009 #17 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Here you are, FIRELT5. My cat, wearing his favourite Burberry hat, the trademark of the Great British Chav. Photograph courtesy of Jimmy, with thanks Mary Cute Kitty, Mary :). Just keep in Mind that We never Heard of English Bacon, Blood Pudding or Smashed Peas before sailing on our First Cunard Voyage several years ago. Love the Hat :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guernseyguy Posted January 30, 2009 #18 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Here you are, FIRELT5. My cat, wearing his favourite Burberry hat, the trademark of the Great British Chav. Mary Flashing your pussy again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywood Posted January 30, 2009 #19 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Cunard dont do cruises from hell, their passengers are a breed above the rest but why does every thread include a discussion about reductions; refunds and upgrades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMatesNYC Posted January 30, 2009 #20 Share Posted January 30, 2009 but why does every thread include a discussion about reductions; refunds and upgrades? Well, old chap, one does not accumulate wealth by spending, what?:eek: (Yeah, yeah, I know, wealth does not breeding make, yadda, yadda, yadda...just being a wiseacre) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisegal101 Posted January 30, 2009 #21 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I seem to be having difficulty finding cruises that depart from Hell. Can anyone help me?:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiser765 Posted January 30, 2009 #22 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I seem to be having difficulty finding cruises that depart from Hell. Can anyone help me?:o Me too B! Are we missing something here dear! :cool: J :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted January 30, 2009 Author #23 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I seem to be having difficulty finding cruises that depart from Hell. Can anyone help me?:o Try your nearest Thomsons they will have a selection. Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiser765 Posted January 30, 2009 #24 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Words fail me ! :eek: :eek: :eek: Gav :cool: Me too Gav! :eek: J :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiser765 Posted January 30, 2009 #25 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Try your nearest Thomsons they will have a selection.Gari Guess it's Friday night fever here once more! THOMSONS :confused: Who or what are they please :eek: J :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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