Open letter to President of RCI, We're onto You!

[iroyster]

[img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] Okay Big Shot President!
I know you sneak into this board and see what cruisers are saying about your cruise line!
1) I know you want to fess up to not having those beds turned down at night!
2) I know you like Ranch Steak!
3) I know you sit at your desk and raise rates just so we can anguish over what we pay!
4) We all know you have a team that runs from ship to ship putting spots on carpets so that we can talk about them!
5) All non-smokers know that you intentionally book a smokers cabin next to theirs!
6) We know you have your under cover employee's check for us smuggeling alcoholic beverages on board. We are much smarter than them!

I could go on and on about what we know about you but I think the other posters have a few to tell you, so read away!!!!

PS
Any chance I can upgrade to an owners suite from an inside cabin at no extra charge?

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[cruiserforlife]

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"a bad day at sea is better than a great day at work and a lousy day at sea is still pretty damn good!"

[secrui]

Gee, Ira; that's funny, the president of RCI speaks very highly of you!


Just kidding; we've corresponded on the MEET and MINGLE BOARD. Glad to know my wife and I will be sharing our cruise with a live wire! Should be fun!

10/20 PARADISE
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