stretch Posted May 12, 2004 #26 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ahem, this is the Captain speaking........... Since we were unable to port in Grand Cayman and Ocho Rios, we will be refunding everyones port charges in full. The credit will be placed on your Seapass Accounts immediatly. In addition, all drinks will be free until we reach Aruba. Thank you. Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next? Carnival Celebration 08/97 Carnival Fantasy 02/99 RCI Explorer 05/02 RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005 Barcrawlers in Alaska email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 12, 2004 #27 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Waiter to guest...... I'm sorry sir, but the Chef refuses to cook your Prime Rib well done. It competely drys out the meat and renders it tasteless. May I bring you one that is rare to med. rare instead? Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next? Carnival Celebration 08/97 Carnival Fantasy 02/99 RCI Explorer 05/02 RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005 Barcrawlers in Alaska email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 12, 2004 #28 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Guest to waiter.......... Please, only one lobster tail for me. They are so large I don't think I'll be able to finish my first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folgy Posted May 12, 2004 #29 Share Posted May 12, 2004 LMGO , @ Stretch Thats a good one. I look down at that punie little thang and wonder where its mommy is? LOL [img]http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/92/02/GoodFriendsComeTogether/3/1d.jpg[/img] Alaska (my BIG 50)Serenade of the Seas [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=dc143c&cdt=2004;8;8;12;0;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizcourt Posted May 12, 2004 #30 Share Posted May 12, 2004 One single adult cruiser to another: I was really hoping there'd be more kids and teenagers on this cruise -- I just can't sleep without the pitter patter of little feet running outside my door at 1 am! I must go down to the sea again. . . . Countdown to Voyager! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;7;2;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folgy Posted May 12, 2004 #31 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Lizcourt , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That one is just plain scary [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/92/02/GoodFriendsComeTogether/3/1d.jpg[/img] Alaska (my BIG 50)Serenade of the Seas [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=dc143c&cdt=2004;8;8;12;0;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 12, 2004 #32 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Lizcourt, It's not only scary, it's downright sick!!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] Stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioPal Posted May 21, 2004 #33 Share Posted May 21, 2004 ...."Good thing for the warning label in the bathroom, I almost flushed while sitting!!" ...."Portofinos and Chops is having a two for one special today" ...."I wish these balconies were a little smaller!" TO LAUNCH [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=8b0000&cdt=2004;08;15;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Mariner of the Seas (August 2004) Navigator of the Seas (8-16-2003) Monarch of the Seas (7-26-1998) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rascalious Posted May 21, 2004 #34 Share Posted May 21, 2004 "Due to customer complaints, all announcements will now be made in plain American English dialect!" Check out my AOS and Caribe Hilton photos: [url="http://community.webshots.com/user/rascalious"]http://community.webshots.com/user/rascalious[/url] NCL Norway 7/2001 E. Caribbean Carnival Victory 7/2002 W. Caribbean RCCI AOS Southern Caribbean 9/2003 RCCI AOS Southern Caribbean 9/19/2004 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;9;19;22;0;00&timezone=GMT-0400[/img] Until Adventure of the Seas - (Aruba/Curacao) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevoli Posted May 21, 2004 #35 Share Posted May 21, 2004 "The Art auction is a great way to get great art cheaply." Actually, they DO say this. Over and over again. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevoli Posted May 21, 2004 #36 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Whether it's true or not, is in the eye (or ear) of the beholder. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRay Posted May 21, 2004 #37 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Spoken while in the hot tub: [B]"Oh how cute, look at the "Baby Ruth" floating by... and there's a diaper too, isn't that special?"[/B] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobcan Posted May 21, 2004 #38 Share Posted May 21, 2004 From the onboard shopper: There are other stores in port besides those recommended by RCI, however, we advise that cruisers not go to these stores because they sell their goods cheaper and do not give kickbacks to the cruise line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
want2seaitall Posted May 21, 2004 #39 Share Posted May 21, 2004 I love this thread!!! It brings up many things that some of us have squawked about...but makes you realize it is truly all part of the cruising experience...that we all love. Great! My first balcony on the Vision!!! 2/20/05 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=da70d6&cdt=2005;2;20;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] RCCL Majesty of the Seas - April 2004 Carnival Inspiration - June 2003 RCCL Monarch of the Seas - July 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted May 22, 2004 #40 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Oh my goodness!!! Thanks for all the laughs [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Ok, here's mine: Captain Speaking: "Welcome aboard, your June/July/August cruise....we have approximately 120 children sailing with us" [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] ### [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;6;26;17;1;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Navigator of the Seas 6/26/04 <center> <a href="http://www.escati.com/counter98/free_time_codes.htm"> [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/logos/time98.gif[/img]</center> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimmyII Posted May 22, 2004 #41 Share Posted May 22, 2004 [img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/rofl.gif[/img] [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=42110339&p=3"]Grandeur 11/13/04 FantaSea Cruise click here[/url] [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=927093444&f=4763056957&m=76210354&p=2"]Grand Princess-11/27/2004-Click Here[/url] JOHN MENDENHALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malony33 Posted May 25, 2004 #42 Share Posted May 25, 2004 And my personal favorite: "Towels left on lounge chairs longer than 20 minutes will be removed so that ALL passengers can enjoy the comfort and pleasure of lying in the sun...close to the pool...within hearing distance of the steel drum band...in an area where waiters circulate taking drink orders." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzin2paradise Posted May 25, 2004 #43 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Ok, now think about this one carefully . . . "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to [name], Happy Birthday to you." [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=913106321"]11/20/04 Voyager Roll Call[/url] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=dc143c&cdt=2004;11;20;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] till my Voyage of the Seas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandmom Posted May 25, 2004 #44 Share Posted May 25, 2004 [B]cruzin2paradise[/B] That is funny.... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] But they do try... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Darlene Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=111111&cdt=2004;11;6;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0600[/img] Until Grandeur of the Seas 11/6/04 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=800080&cdt=2005;3;17;23;59;00&timezone=GMT-1000[/img] Until Legend of the Seas Hawaii 3/17/05 Serenade 10/30/03 Grandeur 11/23/02 Enchantment 1/13/02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomad498 Posted May 26, 2004 #45 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Ok, ok. I have lurked on this thread and am now ready to make a post...but with something I did hear... Once heard from the Captain over the PA on a 2001 voyager of the Seas cruise (I swear to god) "Ladies and Gentleman. We apologize for the delay. Once the deep sea divers finish buttoning up the ship, we will be on our way". We were 2 hours late leaving Fla.... Ok, and now for one I haven't heard on RCCL..., While in the dining rooms on the "entertainment night"...Boy, our wait staff are very talented. What is that dance we learned tonight, the Macarena? That is VERY original! Chris and Jim [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;5;2;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] till the sun and fun on Adventure! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;11;28;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Till the sun and fun on Jewel of the Seas! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=dc143c&cdt=2005;7;2;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Till our 4th of July cruise to nowhere on QM2!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brn2crz Posted May 26, 2004 #46 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Lady getting off Elevator,to Mob getting on elevator,"OH,no really you first" [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&s=927093444&a=tpc&f=1683059817&m=1003063257&r=193100571"]Rhapsody Reunion 9-12-04[/url] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;09;12;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0600[/img] [url='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008'][img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_51.gif[/img][/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnwilson Posted May 26, 2004 #47 Share Posted May 26, 2004 How about - "This ship only serves ice cold fresh squeezed orange juice" instead of the usual room temperature yucky orange stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezi Posted May 26, 2004 #48 Share Posted May 26, 2004 OK not that i will be cancelling my cruise on the gradneur on april 23 of 2005 BUT this is my first time on a RC and you guys are scaring me..haha $9 drinks?? buffet lines soo long? casino's suck? am i going to find a chair by the pool? ok, whats with the redneck's..haha? i dont smoke am i going to be surrounded by second hand smoke??? what about the tender? whats wrong with the show & dinner coordination? last but not least, am i going to be surrounded by children & wild teenagers??? please help, i would like as much information & warning as possiable. help!! angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crockett Posted May 26, 2004 #49 Share Posted May 26, 2004 This thread is sooo funny! I laugh at all of them thinking- "Been there, done that!" I wish I had some to add. Explorer 10/10/2004 Here we go again [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff0000&cdt=2004;10;10;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettyvon Posted May 26, 2004 #50 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Angela, After a few of those $9 drinks, the rest won't matter to you...... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Radiance of the Seas 7/04 Adventure of the Seas 4/02 Elation 4/01 Sun Princess 10/00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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