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stretch

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Ahem, this is the Captain speaking...........

Since we were unable to port in Grand Cayman and Ocho Rios, we will be refunding everyones port charges in full. The credit will be placed on your Seapass Accounts immediatly. In addition, all drinks will be free until we reach Aruba. Thank you.

Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next?

Carnival Celebration 08/97
Carnival Fantasy 02/99
RCI Explorer 05/02
RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins
RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers
Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005
Barcrawlers in Alaska

email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email]
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stretch

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Waiter to guest......

I'm sorry sir, but the Chef refuses to cook your Prime Rib well done. It competely drys out the meat and renders it tasteless. May I bring you one that is rare to med. rare instead?

Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next?

Carnival Celebration 08/97
Carnival Fantasy 02/99
RCI Explorer 05/02
RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins
RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers
Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005
Barcrawlers in Alaska

email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email]
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Folgy

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LMGO , @ Stretch Thats a good one.

I look down at that punie little thang and wonder where its mommy is?

LOL

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Lizcourt

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One single adult cruiser to another:

I was really hoping there'd be more kids and teenagers on this cruise -- I just can't sleep without the pitter patter of little feet running outside my door at 1 am!

I must go down to the sea again. . . .

Countdown to Voyager!
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Folgy

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Lizcourt ,


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


That one is just plain scary [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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GioPal

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...."Good thing for the warning label in the bathroom, I almost flushed while sitting!!"

...."Portofinos and Chops is having a two for one special today"

...."I wish these balconies were a little smaller!"

TO LAUNCH
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Mariner of the Seas (August 2004)
Navigator of the Seas (8-16-2003)
Monarch of the Seas (7-26-1998)
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rascalious

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"Due to customer complaints, all announcements will now be made in plain American English dialect!"

Check out my AOS and Caribe Hilton photos: [url="http://community.webshots.com/user/rascalious"]http://community.webshots.com/user/rascalious[/url]

NCL Norway 7/2001 E. Caribbean
Carnival Victory 7/2002 W. Caribbean
RCCI AOS Southern Caribbean 9/2003
RCCI AOS Southern Caribbean 9/19/2004

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Until Adventure of the Seas - (Aruba/Curacao)








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TBRay

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Spoken while in the hot tub:

[B]"Oh how cute, look at the "Baby Ruth" floating by... and there's a diaper too, isn't that special?"[/B] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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bobcan

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From the onboard shopper:

There are other stores in port besides those recommended by RCI, however, we advise that cruisers not go to these stores because they sell their goods cheaper and do not give kickbacks to the cruise line.
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want2seaitall

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I love this thread!!! It brings up many things that some of us have squawked about...but makes you realize it is truly all part of the cruising experience...that we all love.

Great!

My first balcony on the Vision!!! 2/20/05
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RCCL Majesty of the Seas - April 2004
Carnival Inspiration - June 2003
RCCL Monarch of the Seas - July 2002

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PhoenixCruiser

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Oh my goodness!!! Thanks for all the laughs [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Ok, here's mine:

Captain Speaking:

"Welcome aboard, your June/July/August cruise....we have approximately 120 children sailing with us" [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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Navigator of the Seas 6/26/04


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[img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/rofl.gif[/img]



[url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=42110339&p=3"]Grandeur 11/13/04 FantaSea Cruise click here[/url]

[url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&a=tpc&s=927093444&f=4763056957&m=76210354&p=2"]Grand Princess-11/27/2004-Click Here[/url]

JOHN MENDENHALL
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malony33

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And my personal favorite:

"Towels left on lounge chairs longer than 20 minutes will be removed so that ALL passengers can enjoy the comfort and pleasure of lying in the sun...close to the pool...within hearing distance of the steel drum band...in an area where waiters circulate taking drink orders."
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cruzin2paradise

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Ok, now think about this one carefully . . .

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to [name], Happy Birthday to you."

[url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=913106321"]11/20/04 Voyager Roll Call[/url]
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till my Voyage of the Seas
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Grandmom

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[B]cruzin2paradise[/B]

That is funny.... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

But they do try... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Darlene

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!!

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Until Grandeur of the Seas 11/6/04


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Until Legend of the Seas Hawaii 3/17/05


Serenade 10/30/03
Grandeur 11/23/02
Enchantment 1/13/02
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nomad498

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Ok, ok. I have lurked on this thread and am now ready to make a post...but with something I did hear...


Once heard from the Captain over the PA on a 2001 voyager of the Seas cruise (I swear to god)

"Ladies and Gentleman. We apologize for the delay. Once the deep sea divers finish buttoning up the ship, we will be on our way".

We were 2 hours late leaving Fla....

Ok, and now for one I haven't heard on RCCL...,

While in the dining rooms on the "entertainment night"...Boy, our wait staff are very talented. What is that dance we learned tonight, the Macarena? That is VERY original!

Chris and Jim


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brn2crz

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Lady getting off Elevator,to Mob getting on elevator,"OH,no really you first"

[url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?q=Y&s=927093444&a=tpc&f=1683059817&m=1003063257&r=193100571"]Rhapsody Reunion 9-12-04[/url]



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weezi

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OK not that i will be cancelling my cruise on the gradneur on april 23 of 2005 BUT this is my first time on a RC and you guys are scaring me..haha

$9 drinks??

buffet lines soo long?

casino's suck?

am i going to find a chair by the pool?

ok, whats with the redneck's..haha?

i dont smoke am i going to be surrounded by second hand smoke???

what about the tender?

whats wrong with the show & dinner coordination?

last but not least, am i going to be surrounded by children & wild teenagers???

please help, i would like as much information & warning as possiable. help!!

angela
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Crockett

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This thread is sooo funny! I laugh at all of them thinking- "Been there, done that!" I wish I had some to add.

Explorer 10/10/2004 Here we go again
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bettyvon

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Angela,

After a few of those $9 drinks, the rest won't matter to you...... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Radiance of the Seas 7/04
Adventure of the Seas 4/02
Elation 4/01
Sun Princess 10/00
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