ItsADryHumor

Glad you’re feeling better! Being hungry is a good sign!

I mean, packaged food has an allowable amount of rat feces and insect matter in it, so I feel like that point is on shaky ground. Reputable companies provide certificates of third party testing.

We had one a few months ago and loved it! It was very quiet (except for when our neighbors were on their balcony - they had a very, VERY good time out there!!)

It’s unclear whether or not you tried it. Did you? You can always talk to the staff in the buffet and the MDR about your dietary needs. My son has a gluten allergy, and they have always provided meals and tasty treats for him. Sometimes there is something different tucked away (in his case, cookies) that they can bring out.

You are so right about the speaker/ face time calls. A woman next to us called her teenage son on FT and proceeded to rip him a new one over something he’d done. For 20 minutes. Then, she called a relative and rehashed the whole thing. People nearby were turning to look at her - you know the look! - and she just carried on, oblivious. Ma’am? You did not need to take this whole section of the Lido deck on this journey with you. No consent was given. And yet, she stuffed us all in her proverbial trunk for the ride. 😭

Not the Villages!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Awesome! I’ve been waiting on this review. I’m the super awkward human who recognized you on the pier in Amber Cove. 🤣 Interested to see what you thought of the ship/ cruise!

Two dudes in the production booth are laughing like the old men in the Muppet Show as this happens.

A towel armadillo is a new one…

I love me some Walmart. Best produce in town. I have two degrees. 🎉🎉

My mother must’ve entered the chat. 🤣 Every time we go on a cruise- you know, that we’ve worked hard for as a middle-class family- she tuts and says, “Thousands of people doesn’t sound like a vacation to me, but I’m sure you’ll have a great time.” Mom, if you want to pay the 40k it would take for us all to sail your cruise line in Europe, we would LOVE to join you. In the meantime, we will be over here, slumming it with the unwashed masses, I guess. *shrugs and bites into a Guy’s burger*

Look, I drive a Kia. My own boss joked about Kia, not realizing that I have one. He drives a Jeep, so if he wants to pretend that his car is somehow luxurious and/ or superior, who am I to burst his bubble? I absolutely love my Kia. It makes me happy every time I see it. It’s the same with cruise lines. We’ve cruised several of the main cruise lines. Carnival makes me happy every time I’m on one. Is every cruise perfect? Nope. But I’ve left every one with great memories and ready for the next one. I loved our Celebrity cruise. I think it was the 5th or 6th one out after cruising started back up. Everyone was thrilled to be there. Everyone was so kind to each other and the staff. Food was great. We had Captain Kate (IYKYK). Were our next door neighbors eagerly engaging in activities at all hours? Sigh. Yes. And the walls were thin. But we still left with great memories and ready for the next one. We choose what we focus on; ergo, that cruise made us happy. But it wasn’t superior to our Carnival ones. If someone wants to believe that their experience is somehow superior for whatever reason, who am I to correct their thinking? That’s its own form of elitism. I’m just on a cruise to have a great time.

Was it “All By Myself”?

People say the same thing about my abs…under my protective layers of fat.

Or laughing at you when you’re naked. Either way, pretty rude.

It was like that on Celebration, too. Walk 20 yards forward, my friends. Or not.

The heat can be so draining. Rest up!

What the cluck? I feel like I’m late to the party today. Sorry. PD while some people are having fun vacations. 🫠

LSMSA alum and I never. 🤣

What was on that potato? It looks next-level!

Having grown up in LA and lived in Natchitoches, I feel like calling a meat pie the “official LA state dish” is…a choice…

Look, my Stanley was free, and I would happily have paid for it. Ice stays icy in my car in the “surface of the sun” temps here in FL.

GMG!

At our house, this chain is called “Delicious Garbage,” and my teen would consider crimes for it.

Is that Bradley Whitford?!