Stowing Away

[Nitemare]

It's been 8 months since my last cruise, and a good 8 months until my next one, and I really can't afford to take another one right now, but looking out my window at 2 feet of snow tells me that I HAVE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND BACK ON A BOAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

 

I can get to Fort Lauderdale or NYC if there's a ship leaving from there, but how the hell do I get on and hide out for a week (or more, if I get a good Panama Canal cruise)? I know not to try to eat in the main dining rooms, as they sometimes ask to see your cruise card, the buffet will be fine, and I don't need to take excursions, hell, it would probably be difficult to get back on the ship, so no leaving for me as I'd hate to be stuck in Cozumel (or would I?).

 

Advice? Suggestions? How do I get on??? Where should I sleep? What should I do about clothes (I'm thinking of stealing, ummm, borrowing from the laundry rooms)?

 

All advice appreciated!

[spongerob]

In addition to smuggling yourself on board, you are going to have to smuggle all your adult beverages. And we all know what kind of response questions about that practice will bring on these boards. :D

 

Best of luck in that storm. Winter has arrived with a vengeance, eh?

[derf5585]

The Stowaway's Cruise

from

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/stowaway.htm

 

Paulette Cooper set out to become the first successful woman stowaway. She did it not by hiding out, but by making herself conspicuous:

from

http://www.oceanliner.org/stow_away.htm