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This should be a lot of fun - it's a purse no it's wine - but it's my purse security

 

Trust Shine to put a new spin on "never running out of wine"

http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/boxed-wine-disguised-cute-purse-genius-idea-totally-181100482.html

 

Break out your vino glasses, because it's happy hour somewhere … especially if you've got the new wine purse. Intrigued? Thought so. Swedish brand Vernissage's "bag-in-a-bag" of wine is actually a box of wine, shaped like a handbag. Leave it to the Swedes.

 

 

 

Related: Evening Bag Essentials

 

 

 

 

Now, I'm no wine snob -- I'm not above Two Buck Chuck at Trader Joe's -- but I've always associated boxed wine with elderly aunts who spend their afternoons playing bridge, dusting their "knickknack racks," and drinking Franzia like it's tap water. But, this chic wine purse was actually created for fashionistas.

 

Related: Quiz: What Bag Should You Buy?

 

 

 

 

And I'll admit it, the notion of toting around a large quantity of wine in a convenient (and cute!) carryall without the tacky stigma attached to boxed wine is appealing. But most importantly, the wine is good! A massive 3-liter bag will run you about $40 and is filled with French wine from Vin de Pays d'Oc.

 

So before you start rolling your eyes at the idea of boxed wine masquerading as a purse, just think of all the amazing uses. You can be that girl that gets the party started with none other than … a handbag. And this amazing invention eliminates inconvenient trips to refill your wine glass. Simply open your purse's spout and top off your drink. Genius.

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Obviously designed by a man. A woman would have designed it with a shoulder strap.

 

And a straw. :D

 

Haaaaarump.

 

Had a man designed it, probably in a man cave where only great inventions can be invented, it wouldn't be in puny lil litters, it would be in gallons. It would take four litters, or kilograms or telegrams or something like that, to equate to one gallon. Jacque dela Jacque would use litters. Ravenous Wolf Kickbutt Armpithair would use gallons. Multiple gallons.

 

With a large spigot aiming upwards toward the mouth of recipient, a simple squeeze of massive bicep by previously mentioned male, Ravenous Wolf Kickbutt Armpithair, would render a half gallon of liquid into his mouth. A mouth that has yards of scars from biting off beer bottle tops and chewing glass into digestible material.

 

Nope....twarn't made by a man. :p

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