stevedeccaman Posted December 21, 2012 #1 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Adults only :cool: NUDE SANTA Scroll down to see Santa nude * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For crying out loud act your age :eek: There is no Santa ! :rolleyes: Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 21, 2012 Author #2 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Love Story I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarey Mary Posted December 21, 2012 #3 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Brilliant:D:D Mad Person:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevedeccaman Posted December 21, 2012 Author #4 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That'll be us in ten years." :( He said, "That's a mirror " :rolleyes: Stevie :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamgirl1957 Posted December 21, 2012 #5 Share Posted December 21, 2012 ...... I bought my wife a pug dog for Christmas...despite the squashed nose , bulging eyes and the rolls of fat the dog seemed to quite like her :D:D Happy Christmas everyone !!! ;) Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy mac Posted December 23, 2012 #6 Share Posted December 23, 2012 asked wife for hint as to what she wanted for Christmas,her reply was something made of animal skin, maybe something for my neck. so i bought her a donkey jacket and a cake of soap. i am due out of hospital nextweek a very merry Christmas to one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalos Posted December 23, 2012 #7 Share Posted December 23, 2012 NEW DRINK WARNING JUST RELEASED !!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth Gin and ice will ruin your brain THERE YOU HAVE IT !!! BE WARNED, ICE IS LETHAL :eek: I'm selling my pet python on E Bay. Some bloke just rang up and asked "Is it big?" I said "Massive." He said "How many feet?" I said "None, stupid ,it's a snake!" :rolleyes: Must dash, off to wrap the Mrs Christmas present . She wanted a prezzie with diamonds this year , Just hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her .;):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wddeni Posted December 26, 2012 #8 Share Posted December 26, 2012 I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate,"That'll be us in ten years." :( He said, "That's a mirror " :rolleyes: Stevie :) Brilliant:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymro1953 Posted December 28, 2012 #9 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Adults only :cool: NUDE SANTA Scroll down to see Santa nude For crying out loud act your age :eek: There is no Santa ! :rolleyes: Stevie What you mean "There is no Santa"? Then who was I watching on the NORAD Santa Tracker the other night going around the world delivering prezzies? :(:( Berwyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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