Adults only !

[stevedeccaman]

Adults only :cool:

 

 

 

NUDE SANTA

 

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For crying out loud act your age :eek:

 

There is no Santa ! :rolleyes:

 

Stevie

[stevedeccaman]

Love Story

 

I will seek and find you.

 

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

 

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

 

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

 

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be

relieved when I'm finished with you.

 

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

 

All my love,

 

 

The Flu

 

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! :D

[Scarey Mary]

Brilliant:D:D

 

Mad Person:D

[stevedeccaman]

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate,

"That'll be us in ten years." :(

 

 

He said, "That's a mirror " :rolleyes:

Stevie :)

[Dreamgirl1957]

...... I bought my wife a pug dog for Christmas...despite the squashed nose , bulging eyes and the rolls of fat the dog seemed to quite like her :D:D

 

Happy Christmas everyone !!! ;)

 

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

[andy mac]

asked wife for hint as to what she wanted for Christmas,her reply was something made of animal skin, maybe something for my neck.

so i bought her a donkey jacket and a cake of soap.

 

i am due out of hospital nextweek

 

 

a very merry Christmas to one and all.

[kalos]

NEW DRINK WARNING JUST RELEASED !!!

 

 

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys

 

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart

 

Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth

 

Gin and ice will ruin your brain

 

THERE YOU HAVE IT !!! BE WARNED, ICE IS LETHAL :eek:

　

 

I'm selling my pet python on E Bay.

Some bloke just rang up and asked "Is it big?"

I said "Massive."

He said "How many feet?"

I said "None, stupid ,it's a snake!" :rolleyes:

　

 

Must dash, off to wrap the Mrs Christmas present .

She wanted a prezzie with diamonds this year ,

Just hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her .;):D

[Wddeni]

I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate,

"That'll be us in ten years." :(

 

 

He said, "That's a mirror " :rolleyes:

Stevie :)

 

 

Brilliant:)

[Cymro1953]

Adults only :cool:

 

 

 

NUDE SANTA

 

Scroll down to see Santa nude

 

 

For crying out loud act your age :eek:

 

There is no Santa ! :rolleyes:

 

Stevie

 

What you mean "There is no Santa"? Then who was I watching on the NORAD Santa Tracker the other night going around the world delivering prezzies? :(:(

 

Berwyn