Jump to content
Cruise Critic Community

Silversea Water Cooler: Welcome!

UKCruiseJeff

By UKCruiseJeff,
in Silversea

 Share

Recommended Posts

UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted

Just in case you didn't know ... your favourite gal is on Glastonbury at the moment Lux. DOLLY PARDON!

 

Never forget that in Virgin someone with a pen crossed out and replaced one of the letters on her album "Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits".

 

:eek:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mr Luxury

Mr Luxury

Posted
Posted (edited)
whatever might have been intended then presuming nothing untoward happens re referendum, then uk ltd, has just started jetting towards out. Junkers represents paralysis. He can neither go forward or reverse. He can now only irritate. Hopefully he will overdo breakfast and sleep all day! ;)

 

you can't go wrong with salmon with a dollop of heinz salad cream. Surprised that the food didn't come from the food hall.

 

You did lose me with ab and his missus. :confused:

 

jcb

Edited by Mr Luxury
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mr Luxury

Mr Luxury

Posted
Posted (edited)
She is singing a song she has just wrote 'specially for Glastonbury called "Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud mud, mud, mud mud, mud mud ..."

 

How quaint.

 

 

Glorious mud

 

I'm watching her

 

Islands in the stream!

 

Sail away with me to another world

 

9 to 5 what a way to make a livin'

Edited by Mr Luxury
Link to comment
Share on other sites
UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted
jcb

 

Thank gawd for that I thought you'd gone all Blairite ....:eek:

 

Hope you tell us more about the evening .... it sounds really magical. Sort of thing that stays in the memory. Lucky you! :)

 

Waiting for Tolly Pardon to sing my favourite foody anthem .... "Stand by your flan ...."

Link to comment
Share on other sites
specialcruisegirl

specialcruisegirl

Posted
Posted
Sounds like a lovely trip.

 

I have a wonderful picture of wifey on the beach at Paynes Bay with the main guard dog of the house we use to rent. The dog is standing on it's hind legs with his paws on her shoulders staring into her eyes and his head is much higher than hers .... The dogs name was Caribee.

 

We use to walk up to the next bay along the beach and Caribee always came with and "guarded us". The only problem was that he seemed to resent the rich people at the Sandy Lane, and he walk along the loungers "marking territory" and onced peed on a rather famous film and foody person's stuff by his lounger. He shouted at me "Oy .... your dogs just peed all over my stuff" and I had that pleasurable opportunity of saying "He's not my dog". We met again in Cannes a few years later and he laughed at the memory and he became my uncle after that .....;)

 

The lunch today looks good. I've made a tabbouleh I'm particularly please with. I'll photograph and post - always do what I'm told!

 

:)

 

Great tale Jeff....I've dined a few times at what was your 'uncle's' local, The Belvedere in Holland Park ;)

 

S:)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mr Luxury

Mr Luxury

Posted
Posted (edited)
Is she wearing a codpiece?

 

"I want to be a better person"

 

"I have an angel on my shoulder"

 

"Amen"

 

 

:o

 

All the bling must weight more than her

 

Must book that holiday in the Alps.I love snow covered peaks don't you Jeff?

Edited by Mr Luxury
Link to comment
Share on other sites
UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Great tale Jeff....I've dined a few times at what was your 'uncle's' local, The Belvedere in Holland Park ;)

 

S:)

 

:D

 

The opportunity to go all Pink Panther on the great bloke. He was a lovely man. So much softer, generous and prone to a tear than his public personna. Left a bleedin' shambles though, just like his own mum! For some reason or other he doesn't like the casinos in Cannes ...... ;)

 

Polly Lardon is a homely gal!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted
All the bling must weight more than her

 

Must book that holiday in the Alps.I love snow covered peaks don't you Jeff?

 

Not much grows under them peaks.

 

Still. She has suffered mate. They all have. Us terrible blokes! In spite of all that " I will always love youoooooooo ...... youooooooooo ...... ooooooo"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mr Luxury

Mr Luxury

Posted
Posted
:D

 

The opportunity to go all Pink Panther on the great bloke. He was a lovely man. So much softer, generous and prone to a tear than his public personna. Left a bleedin' shambles though, just like his own mum! For some reason or other he doesn't like the casinos in Cannes ...... ;)

 

Polly Lardon is a homely gal!

 

Who is this Jolly hardon.

 

I hope you and the boss are arm waving

 

I will always love you

 

XX

Link to comment
Share on other sites
UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted
Who is this Jolly hardon.

 

I hope you and the boss are arm waving

 

I will always love you

 

XX

 

Noddy Holder? Father Christmas ... aint he? :confused:

 

I just saw her slap her thighs. What a thigh slapper! Must be pantomime season. :eek:

 

I'll always luv you dad. Always in my thoughts. xx.

 

Hate to raise the subject dad ... know you're busy ...... but that postal order hasn't arrived yet and I've run up a bit of a tally at the tuck shop. Piggy has gone dry. Shakey no money, Please send three and fourpence. :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
specialcruisegirl

specialcruisegirl

Posted
Posted
:D

 

The opportunity to go all Pink Panther on the great bloke. He was a lovely man. So much softer, generous and prone to a tear than his public personna. Left a bleedin' shambles though, just like his own mum! For some reason or other he doesn't like the casinos in Cannes ...... ;)

 

Polly Lardon is a homely gal!

 

I've read his books, interesting chap and upbringing, at least he finally made an honest woman of Geraldine! ;)

 

Not keen on Lolly Tarpon although I'm thinking that outfit she's donning may be perfect for my cruise :D

She's looking good for her age l guess....:eek:

 

S:)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Mr Luxury

Mr Luxury

Posted
Posted (edited)
I've read his books, interesting chap and upbringing, at least he finally made an honest woman of Geraldine! ;)

 

Not keen on Lolly Tarpon although I'm thinking that outfit she's donning may be perfect for my cruise :D

She's looking good for her age l guess....:eek:

 

S:)

 

Me and she who must obey me were just wondering what age Dolly has reached

 

I say she must be seventy but obviously not all of her bits.

 

What's the consensus?

Edited by Mr Luxury
Link to comment
Share on other sites
UKCruiseJeff

UKCruiseJeff

Posted
  • Author
Posted
They should've booked The Quo Lux....:D

 

One day ... when it's quiet ... I'll tell you some more quo stories ..... and they were no matchstick men .... :eek:

 

We all once refused a burger in the Wimpy Bar in Cheltenham because of their bleedin' hair .... those were the days .....:) Ot when they decided to go for a beer because they thought they were due on at 8:30 and it was actually supposed to be 8:00 ... and you'll remember they had a biker audience and they don't like waiting .. .... and yours truly was sent on to keep them calm whilst a search party was sent out. Leyton Baths that was. Happy days! :)

 

They named a sheep after Dolly didn't they.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
  • Forum Jump
    • Categories
      • Welcome to Cruise Critic
      • Special Event: Q&A with Laura Hodges Bethge, President Celebrity Cruises
      • ANNOUNCEMENT: Set Sail on Sun Princess®
      • Hurricane Zone 2024
      • Cruise Insurance Q&A w/ Steve Dasseos of Tripinsurancestore.com June 2024
      • New Cruisers
      • Cruise Lines “A – O”
      • Cruise Lines “P – Z”
      • River Cruising
      • ROLL CALLS
      • Cruise Critic News & Features
      • Digital Photography & Cruise Technology
      • Special Interest Cruising
      • Cruise Discussion Topics
      • UK Cruising
      • Australia & New Zealand Cruisers
      • Canadian Cruisers
      • North American Homeports
      • Ports of Call
      • Cruise Conversations
×
×
  • Create New...