spongerob Posted July 14, 2005 #1 Share Posted July 14, 2005 For those who want to be assured that there will be no dress-code faux-pas, here's the ticket: Nude Cruises! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandee Posted July 14, 2005 #2 Share Posted July 14, 2005 And no pesky tan lines :D And you might not gain any weight, either. If the people on this nude cruise are similiar to people who frequent nude beaches, the sight of them might make your stomach turn more than 20 foot waves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drink-in-Hand/Toes-in-Sand Posted July 14, 2005 #3 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh my! What to do on formal night... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamer333 Posted July 14, 2005 #4 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh my! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globaliser Posted July 14, 2005 #5 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh my! What to do on formal night... :DI could post photos, but I'm sure they'd get censored ... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkmamom Posted July 14, 2005 #6 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I don't think that Margarett and I could do that....we need out coats:D Rob, are you getting excited, your time is getting closer. We leave Monday:eek: I will check out the pubs and fill you in. Linda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemeec Posted July 14, 2005 #7 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh my! What to do on formal night... :D A nice "glitter spray" should do the trick! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimneycrkit Posted July 14, 2005 #8 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I certainately hope the poor crew doesn't have to participate. Can you imagine the poor guy that has to clean the windows hanging on the side of the ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travelgrrl Posted July 14, 2005 #9 Share Posted July 14, 2005 We were berthed next to a Carnival ship that was hosting a nude cruise once, in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. The folks from the ship (older, regular people from what I could discern) were freezing in N.O. because it was chilly for February that year (yes, they were dressed in port!). They said that in the alternative dining room, you could wear clothes if you wanted. In the formal dining room it was strictly nude. I always wondered what the servers thought; here they were used to serving clothed people 51 weeks a year, and this one week, everyone is naked as a jay. I think I'd spill the soup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Cruis'n Posted July 14, 2005 #10 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Oh my! What to do on formal night... :D Gives a whole new meaning to "Black Tie Optional" But where does one wear the black tie ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travelgrrl Posted July 14, 2005 #11 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Reminds me of the joke about the nudist camp, and the most popular guy being the one who could carry two hot coffees and six doughnuts at the same time! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinsac Posted July 14, 2005 #12 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I've never had a problem with formal nights....I usually bring two tuxes or one tux and dinner jacket......but I certainly would not have a problem participating in a nude cruise. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Charlie Posted July 14, 2005 #13 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Reminds me of the joke about the nudist camp, and the most popular guy being the one who could carry two hot coffees and six doughnuts at the same time! ;) Is that the same camp where they banished the midget? He kept sticking his nose in everybody's business. Charlie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamer333 Posted July 14, 2005 #14 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Is that the same camp where they banished the midget? He kept sticking his nose in everybody's business. Charlie LOL! That is just AWFUL!!!!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drink-in-Hand/Toes-in-Sand Posted July 14, 2005 #15 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Glitter spray! Bowties in unmentionable places! Guys that can carry six donuts and 2 cups of coffee! Where do I sign up? I gotta see all this! Unfortunately I think DH would stand out in the crowd. hee hee :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEOWSMURPHY Posted July 14, 2005 #16 Share Posted July 14, 2005 A nice "glitter spray" should do the trick! :p How about a perky RED BOW TIE???:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Cruis'n Posted July 14, 2005 #17 Share Posted July 14, 2005 But what do I do with the matching Red Studs Ouch! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemeec Posted July 14, 2005 #18 Share Posted July 14, 2005 But what do I do with the matching Red Studs Ouch! :eek: Wow! You are bringing sunburned dates??????? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachnlucy Posted July 14, 2005 #19 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Wow! You are bringing sunburned dates??????? :p omg, that's it for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzinchris Posted July 14, 2005 #20 Share Posted July 14, 2005 For those who want to be assured that there will be no dress-code faux-pas, here's the ticket: Nude Cruises! Spongerob, Thanks for the amusing post. Having seen some pretty frightful sights on "partially clothed" beaches (i.e. Orient Bay), the idea of a "nude cruise" is a bit scary. Might work for Halloween. Does the crew observe the non-dress code, too? Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARGIN Posted July 14, 2005 #21 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Cool.. Works for me.. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted July 15, 2005 Author #22 Share Posted July 15, 2005 He kept sticking his nose in everybody's business. Okie Dokie! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regnig Posted July 15, 2005 #23 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Rob - can I still wear my jewelry on formal night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted July 15, 2005 Author #24 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Pierced, or clip-ons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Host Tink Posted July 15, 2005 #25 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Is that the same camp where they banished the midget? He kept sticking his nose in everybody's business. Charlie Lawd, a Spew Warning next time!!!;) :p :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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