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A Smile for a wet Sunday ,To cheer you up .:D

 

After being married for thirty years the wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while,then said, your A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K

She asks. "What does that mean"?

He says, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot".

She smiled happily and said... "Oh that's so lovely,"... What about I, J, K ?.

He said, "I'm Just Kidding !";)

 

Went to a fires stations annual dinner and dance. Dress code was Blazer and flares;)

 

My mate Baz just told me that he robbed a shop last night.

" What did you nick ? " I asked

"26 pictures ! " he smiled, showing me , " Look the cheapest one is worth £ 180,000 !! "

I said Baz " These are from the estate agents ! ! ":;)

 

Catch you all later :D

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