YesJeffery Posted April 23, 2014 #151 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Aft Pool... Victory has an awesome aft pool on lido deck that can be covered and uncovered...it is flanked by two hot food stations and a bar... We went back to the room to catch a nap before the Master Mixology contest...My GF was adamant she wanted to enter, but she was sure she wouldn't get to because so many people always sign up its hard to get chosen... While she slept I caught some Smurfs.. Who lays in the bed watching The Smurfs while on a cruise?....ME!!...It's MY CRUISE dammit lol.... I don't understand Gargamel...Who wants to eat little blue rodents with socks on and human faces? I woke the GF up and we headed up to lido to grab a drink and see if we can get in the contest... The deck was PACKED...and the only seat we could find was in the upper deck in the sun....So we laid there turning into raisins when they announced they were taking entries....The GF goes " whoo babe...I am about to bake...go on over there and put my name in the contest...bring me back some water"....Sheesh...yes dear... I didn't know that when you submit you have to name your drink...AND list the ingredients, choose over the rocks/frozen etc.... So here I am...on the other side of the world, entering her in a contest and I have no idea what she wants to name it...what she wants to put in it...anything....So Essentially...Its up to me. Now yall know I know fruity drinks lol....I came up with something called the FUnship Freestyle....Frozen with vodka...pineapple juice, peach puree, a strawberry daiquiri base with a splash of oj.... We waited for about an hour till it was time for them to announce the participants...and of course they called the GF's name.... I couldn't see her from way over where I sat so I had to join her.... OMG that was soo funny. I wish you would have taken a video. I wonder if Freedom will have this in January. Edited April 23, 2014 by YesJeffery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigley80 Posted April 23, 2014 #152 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I am loving your review.....as much as I love my own :p :) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnj1 Posted April 23, 2014 #153 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Ok I missed your first review. I must go back and check it out. You and your girl, sound like so much fun. Loving the review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphinmus Posted April 23, 2014 #154 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Jesus omelet. OMG you are hilarious. My kid was like, what's so funny mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handsome58 Posted April 23, 2014 #155 Share Posted April 23, 2014 "Lido Lush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjn911 Posted April 23, 2014 #156 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Been a day I needed some humor and that fun Carnival feeling..you are fun Shyhova and thanks for review two...I love the looks of the Victory..I like that cool middle pool and i just like your "havin fun on a cruise with my girl vibe"...Thanks...Sarah Edited April 23, 2014 by sjn911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWA Cruisers Posted April 23, 2014 #157 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I am loving your review. We are sailing on the Victory in a couple of weeks and I can't wait to get onboard and start drinking those fruity drinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momonthego17 Posted April 23, 2014 #158 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Yay! I found your special wine at Walmart! What flavor do you get? Thx! Sent from my iPad using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousey Posted April 23, 2014 #159 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) I read your first review and LMBO!:D I was happy to see you've cruised again!:D I'm really enjoying your very creative and funny review! I've been on CC for years and your reviews are the ultimate best ever!;) I subscribed to your thread! First time I ever did this!!!!! APPRECIATE! LOL!:D:D:D Edited April 23, 2014 by mousey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjr88 Posted April 24, 2014 #160 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Yay! Another Shyhova review!! You really should write for a travel magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunkahunka Posted April 24, 2014 #161 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I have also noticed the watery cheese sauce. I'm thinking that I could get a coffee cup, put some shredded cheese from the salad bar in it, bring it back and mix cheese water in it. If the cheese water is hot enough it might turn out good. By walking back and forth I may use up about 25 of the 200 fat calories I will be consuming. Lol And thanks so much for taking the time to do this review. If you talk the way you write, you could be a stand up comedian on Carnival and cruise all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyegir Posted April 25, 2014 #162 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Loving the review so far! I saw your review mentioned in another thread and I'm definitely glad I decided to check it out. Now I have to go back and read your first review. Keep up the good work, can't wait to read more! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATHENA3 Posted April 26, 2014 #163 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Missing more from one of the best reviewers on Cruise Critic. I need a laugh and some great pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
re-re Posted April 26, 2014 #164 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Your review is off the chain, i'm in here rotflmbo,hurry back can't wait for more laughter :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyPC Posted April 26, 2014 #165 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I saw your 2nd review & started reading it - but then you told us about your 1st review - OMG - what a hoot - I'd love to have seen you boogeying with Grandma's from Boise! I had to read that to my husband! On page 5 (of 26) of the first review - - but had to tell you how funny you are! Thanks for sharing with us (live in NC also - no Duplin for me though):p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye02 Posted April 27, 2014 #166 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Loved the first review! Cant wait to finish this one, too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCWTSwife Posted April 27, 2014 #167 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Love your review! I look forward to the rest! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruiseCrazyCouple0611 Posted April 28, 2014 #168 Share Posted April 28, 2014 We will be sailing on Victory in September and your review makes us more excited to be going. I agree with everyone else, your writing style is great! I can't wait to read the rest. I absolutely have to read the first one. I am from Charleston and have also sailed the Fantasy. Sailing her during College Spring Break provided us with lots of extra entertainment. Lord, if their momma's only knew......lol. Anyway, I can't wait to read more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beachlover1964 Posted April 28, 2014 #169 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I just love your reviews! You are so funny. Can't wait for the next installment :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelLots Posted April 28, 2014 #170 Share Posted April 28, 2014 You are soooo funny! The line that got me hooked, "Just where the h*## is Waldo!" Absolutely hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KateLovesCruising Posted April 28, 2014 #171 Share Posted April 28, 2014 come back to us!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMSACE6 Posted April 29, 2014 #172 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I hope he is ok. Been a long time since he posted. Hopefully he is just busy, and will get back to us with his entertaining review soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
305diva Posted April 29, 2014 #173 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Maybe he is watching the NBA playoffs. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjcruiser Posted April 29, 2014 #174 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Loving the review, and definitely unique!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chirpbird Posted April 29, 2014 #175 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Apprecieate you all.....theres that dang word again...its got a red line underneath so I'm sure I butchered it.... Can someone teach me how to spell appreciate?????...Oh snap..I did it lol.:p I'll trade you - appreciate for necessary. When you pronounce necessary doesn't it sound like nes-ses-sar-ee? Doesn't that sound like two c's and two s's? Dang it. I'm only getting it right on this post because it keeps correcting itself. And, I have an English degree. Oh well, at least we have a good football team at my alma mater (FSU). Great review! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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