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Hi Desert Sand :)

 

The Dive-in movies for September are:

 

Fast & Furious 7

Avengers: Age Of Ultron

Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1

The Hobbit The Battle Of The Five Armies

Inside Out

Insurgent

Pitch Perfect 2

Cinderella

Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb

San Andreas

Sponge Bob Square Pants: Sponge Out Of Water

The Fault In Our Stars

 

Have a great day!

 

:)

 

 

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From John Heald's Facebook page:

 

But before I go I wanted to leave you with the Dive in Movie Big Screen schedule for the month of September. Here then are the movies you will be able to enjoy on the 13 ships that have these big screens.........3 new ones this month.

FAST AND FURIOUS 7

Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic

Toretto and his family.

Note: Men, yes men, please bring tissues for a very sad ending – sometime’s it’s OK for a man to cry, this is one of those times as ii is when a baseball hits you in the dangly bits.

Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker (RIP)

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

When Tony Stark and Bruce Jenner try to jumpstart

a dormant peacekeeping program called

Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to

Earth's Mightiest Heroes to stop the villainous

Ultron from enacting his terrible plans.

Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans

HE HUNGER GAMES:

MOCKINGJAY PART 1

Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after she shatters

the games forever. Under the leadership of

President Coin and the advice of her trusted

friends, Katniss spreads wings as she fights to

stop Carnival Cruise Line from turning the ice cream machines off at 9:00pm each night

Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson

THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF

THE FIVE ARMIES

Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war

against an array of combatants and keep the

Lonely Mountain from falling into the hands of a

rising darkness, people in blue t shirts with the symbol CC on them.

Starring: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman

INSIDE OUT

After young Riley is uprooted from her Midwest life and moved to San Francisco, her emotions - Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust, Constipation and Sadness - conflict on how best to navigate a new city, house, and school.

Starring the voices of Diane Lane and a bunch of people you have never sodding heard of.

PITCH PERFECT 2

After a humiliating command performance at Lincoln Center, the Barden Bellas enter an international competition that no American group has ever won in order to regain their status and right to perform.

Starring Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Hailee Steinfeld

Note: John Heald was turned down for a part in this movie as he was found to be as pitch perfect as two cats having rumpy pumpy on an electric fence in Ohio.

CINDERELLA

When her father unexpectedly passes away,

young Ella finds herself at the mercy of her cruel

stepmother and her daughters. Never one to give

up hope, Ella's fortunes begin to change after

meeting a dashing chubby bent tooth Brand Ambassador who she immediately wants to have rumpy pumpy with. He leaves a pair of underpants on the floor at midnight and Cinderella travels the country trying to find out who the underpants belong to.

Lily James, Cate Blanchett

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM:

SECRET OF THE TOMB

Larry spans the globe, uniting favorite and new

characters while embarking on an epic quest to

save the magic before it is gone forever.

Starring: Ben Stiller, Robin Williams

Note: London's Imperial War museum is really interesting.

It turns out the French can be quite innovative as, during WWII, they introduced the first ever tanks to have reversing lights.

SAN ANDREAS

A pilot must rescue his daughter and estranged

wife as a series of earthquakes destroy California.

Meanwhile, a Cal Tech professor attempts to warn

other citizens but like in every other disaster movie the stupid bastards ignore him and thousands die.

The good news is the dog lives.

Starring: Dwayne Johnson and Carla Gugino

INSURGENT

Beatrice Prior must confront her inner demons

and continue her fight against a powerful alliance

which threatens to tear her society apart with the

help from others on her side.

Another moody teen movie FFS

Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort

THE SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS MOVIE:

SPONGE OUT OF WATER

When a diabolical pirate steals the

secret Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob and his

nemesis Plankton must team up in order to get it

back.

Starring: Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone and Ozzy Osbourne.

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

Hazel and Gus are two extraordinary

teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a

disdain for the conventional, and a love that

sweeps them ‐ and us ‐ on an unforgettable

journey. Their relationship is all the more

miraculous, given that they met and fell in

love at a cancer support group.

Starring Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort

After the movie there will be a group hug.

Enjoy all these movies with complimentary popcorn

cheers

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