And Now for Something Completely Different...

[Cruachan]

Probably more old, worn out with lots of people on top.

 

(Sorry Jimmy, couldn't resist)

 

Stewart

 

Nice one Stewart! :D

 

J

[Cruachan]

Large, red and spewing fumes?

 

Sir Martin

 

Enough of the "Large" oh insolent dead one! In advance of my next cruise (three weeks time, QV to the Western Med since you didn't ask) I have trimmed down to a slim and sylph like 14 stones! :cool:

 

J

[babs135]

I have two very different mental images of the outfit you describe. One works and the other should not even be considered.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Why isn't there a LIKE button? :D

[Merry Maid]

Prolixity is it? Well, that's a lot better than being wordy...prolixity has so much more s p a r k l e.

 

But is it purple?

MM

[Cruachan]

But is it purple?

MM

 

Well MM, I am positive that you have previously perceived my propensity to produce prolix purple prose.

 

J

 

PS - I'm not half bad at alliteration as well!

[Merry Maid]

Now this is what I call a thread! The lack of erudite exchanges such as these is why I visit only rarely. BTW, where may I obtain one of these 'prolixies'? Heaven forfend I should be behind the trend when I board next month.

MM

[Cruachan]

Now this is what I call a thread! The lack of erudite exchanges such as these is why I visit only rarely. BTW, where may I obtain one of these 'prolixies'? Heaven forfend I should be behind the trend when I board next month.

MM

 

It is my understanding that MartiStan Enterprises plc (proprietors Sir Martin, and Lord Stanley (deceased)) do a good line in prolixes marketed through their retail outlet - MartiStan Literacy Ltd (Purveyors of Prolixity to Poetic Gentlefolk), Dept 101, Glacier View, Norwich. Also available on-line at funky.prolix.com

 

:cool:

 

J