JW and Jerome's Adventure on The Norwegian Escape

[Jeannine1026]

Hey do you remember who the shopping potty lecturer was and have copies of the shopping map from st thomas

[aeroo777]

Hey do you remember who the shopping potty lecturer was and have copies of the shopping map from st thomas

Oh my, Trouble gets asked the strangest questions ;p

[nancydow]

Hahahahaha!

 

 

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[cruiseguys2009]

Oh my, Trouble gets asked the strangest questions ;p

 

 

Right? I mean, this can go so many ways on so many levels............me being me, Trouble, of course......

"It's My Potty and I'll Cry if I want to, Cry if I want to................"

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[cruiseguys2009]

Hey do you remember who the shopping potty lecturer was and have copies of the shopping map from st thomas

 

 

I am actually hoping that this is a mis-auto-spell inquiry. The shopping map, a much better one, would be available on StThomas.com along with a host of wonderful current shopping information.

 

I still am not sure whether you want to know if there is a Bathroom Tour or where the Potty's are located throughout St Thomas. Or perhaps asking if there is an organized excursion of the Eau du Toilettes in St Thomas...................(trust me, now that I think about it, how fun would that be? Awfully fragrant to say the least! I am soooo naughty!)

 

As for Potty's, well it is an island after all and there is an abundance of trees and bushes should you not find a suitable alternative. I still have no idea what you are asking me. It is funny, I laughed. Perhaps I just need to Tinkle.

[nancydow]

I'm sure they meant PORT, not potty.

 

I'm still laughing about this!

 

~ Nancy :)

 

 

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[cruiseguys2009]

I'm sure they meant PORT, not potty.

 

I'm still laughing about this!

 

~ Nancy :)

 

 

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Really? Because knowing me, it would be Potty Lecturer. I sure do know enough about the Potties on ships, there are pictures as well, just go back a few posts and see what I am writing about regarding our Celebrity Reflection adventure. Potty Lecturer. I will have to look that person up. Perhaps that would be a position I could do? The JW and Jerome Potty Adventures! THAT is for another forum, not Cruise Critic. Ha!:eek:

[nancydow]

I would TOTALLY read the "JW and Jerome Potty Adventures"!!!

 

 

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[cruiseguys2009]

Speaking of Potty Lecturers, I came across this pic, it's me on The Johnny from The Norwegian Sun, taken many Moons ago. (Now there is a play on words......) This is the standard balcony BA cabin's "facilities". No one has ever done a "Potty" review, I think it would be rather kooky and funny. I would never get away with it. I have too much of a Potty mouth and double entendre moments............

 

[snyniew]

Speaking of Potty Lecturers, I came across this pic, it's me on The Johnny from The Norwegian Sun, taken many Moons ago. (Now there is a play on words......) This is the standard balcony BA cabin's "facilities". No one has ever done a "Potty" review, I think it would be rather kooky and funny. I would never get away with it. I have too much of a Potty mouth and double entendre moments............

 

 

 

JW, you had me hooked on you & Jerome after your Reflection review that was cut short. You keep this up & I'll be forced to go on the December sailing of the Silhouette just to meet you. After this March on their & the "gaybee" you'll get the term (no offense to anyone else reading, you had to read JW's Reflection review to understand) we'll be best friends if we ever met.

 

 

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[canadadreamer]

Such a great review! Thanks for taking the time to write as well as entertain us!

[#55worktoplay]

I'm sure they meant PORT, not potty.

 

I'm still laughing about this!

 

~ Nancy :)

 

 

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OMG, I can't stop laughing, this is so funny.

 

JW, can you please do a Live review I can't wait to hear about your adventures.

[BeckyC77]

Oh!!! What a coincidence -- just saw this thread pop up here.

 

Today, I just reserved a 2018 cruise on the Escape in a mini suite with the super ultimate mega supreme balcony -- based on your YouTube video! Yay!

 

I must go back and read this thread

 

:)

Edited March 21, 2017 by BeckyC77
Autocorrect typos :/

[cruiseguys2009]

 

"Shut The Door! Get Dancin' On The Floor! JW's A (Nope Can't Say THAT Word):eek:! Row Your Boat With An Oar. Let Out A Lion's Roar. Get Everything You Need From The Store. I Want More! Don't Be A Bore. No Time For Getting Sore. This Cruise Will Be The Stuff of Folk Lore. The Martini's Will Pour! Get Your Undies Packed And Out Of That Drawer. The Cruise We'll Adore.......Before.......We Go Ashore......To Explore......The Seashore. I've Been Called The Ambassador. Therefore, Forevermore, Heretofore, I Underscore, I can't Go On Anymore.....We've Only Got

 

FOUR......................Days

 

4 Days Until We Sail-A-Way On

The Norwegian Es-Caw-Pay!"

 

"Are You Ready For My Trilogy Encore?"

[Brooklyn59]

Have a GREAT vacation!!!!! I am missing your 'live' adventure by just one week - I would have definitely asked for your autograph. Maybe I will be lucky enough to see you from afar when you are disembarking and we are waiting to board on 4/01.

(I promise I am not a stalker just a fan of your adventure stories...!)

[cruiseguys2009]

 

This is The Norwegian Escape as seen from The Carnival Glory's webcam as they are both docked in St Thomas today 3/21/2017.

 

Many folks have asked about these rooms and I have never found a clear picture that portrays what the view actually is. Friends of ours were so disappointed in these Haven Suites over the past sailings we were on. This provides a great picture showing the example of the Haven H7 Forward Facing Suites. The bottom two rows are Deck 9 and Deck 10. There is absolutely no view from either of these Suite's bedroom windows. There is wall going up, that you can kind of see, on the sides of the bow blocking any view of the ocean, so the view is just the bow of the ship and the sky. No sea. It still is a wonderful layout and it is a Haven Suite, but just be aware there is no view should you get awarded an upgrade bid. On YouTube there is a video of these deck 9 and 10 H7 suites as well, showing the obstructed view from the windows. Just an FYI.

[cruiseguys2009]

OMG, I can't stop laughing, this is so funny.

 

JW, can you please do a Live review I can't wait to hear about your adventures.

 

 

You can't stop laughing? I never stop! Come cruise with me and your cheeks will hurt.............both sets of them! You will laugh so hard you will have to Tinkle at every moment!

[cruiseguys2009]

Oh!!! What a coincidence -- just saw this thread pop up here.

 

Today, I just reserved a 2018 cruise on the Escape in a mini suite with the super ultimate mega supreme balcony -- based on your YouTube video! Yay!

 

I must go back and read this thread

 

:)

 

 

YAY!

 

You will love them, but.......There IS NO storage drawers, so do remember your CUBES AND SHOE ORGANIZER. You will thank me profusely when you return.

[cruiseguys2009]

Have a GREAT vacation!!!!! I am missing your 'live' adventure by just one week - I would have definitely asked for your autograph. Maybe I will be lucky enough to see you from afar when you are disembarking and we are waiting to board on 4/01.

(I promise I am not a stalker just a fan of your adventure stories...!)

 

 

It would be great fun to have a stalker! I get "Gawkers" at the Port as Jerome and I are checking in. These ladies are usually pointing at me (Don't think I don't see you out of the corner of my eye)......."Look Harold, that's them, you know, the boys!" "JW and Jerome" "Go and say hello Honey", I would suspect Harold the Husband to say. "Oh No, I just couldn't" "What would I say?" "Hi JW, I am one of your stalkers?" Oh please, I wish ya'all would! I have never had a stalker. Well, except for that one time I wrote about on The Celebrity Reflection with the Japanese guy always taking pictures of me, especially when he got me on the handicap toilet when the automatic door flung open wide open to Jeezus and I was sitting doin' my emergency constitution.

 

 

No, never had a stalker. You can be my first!

[#55worktoplay]

You can't stop laughing? I never stop! Come cruise with me and your cheeks will hurt.............both sets of them! You will laugh so hard you will have to Tinkle at every moment!

 

Cruising with you is definitely on my bucket list, I am a slot queen myself and I now look for the babies.

 

I wish I was joining you on this one and I somehow thinking glad I wasn't on your last one it sounded too weird to me.

 

I only go on 5 day max cruises though so doubt you ever do that. However, your hotel brand is my go to so I will find you someday, we will go gambling 😀

[cruiseguys2009]

Cruising with you is definitely on my bucket list, I am a slot queen myself and I now look for the babies.

 

I wish I was joining you on this one and I somehow thinking glad I wasn't on your last one it sounded too weird to me.

 

I only go on 5 day max cruises though so doubt you ever do that. However, your hotel brand is my go to so I will find you someday, we will go gambling 😀

 

I have to tell you of one of our favorite 5 day cruises. It was on The Carnival Victory. In our opinion, it is just a ship unlike any other sailing in Carnival's fleet, and we have been on them ALL!. The Casino on The Victory is wonderful. Lots of contemporary machines and it is much bigger than on even the larger ships sailing. It's an anomaly ship, as it has no sister ships sailing. We enjoyed the Victory and now it is doing routine shorties out of Miami. We are currently booked for the rest of the year, and don't want to throw off our Official upcoming 50th cruise schedule, but we will definitely be back on The Carnival Victory soon enough.

[Brooklyn59]

It would be great fun to have a stalker! I get "Gawkers" at the Port as Jerome and I are checking in. These ladies are usually pointing at me (Don't think I don't see you out of the corner of my eye)......."Look Harold, that's them, you know, the boys!" "JW and Jerome" "Go and say hello Honey", I would suspect Harold the Husband to say. "Oh No, I just couldn't" "What would I say?" "Hi JW, I am one of your stalkers?" Oh please, I wish ya'all would! I have never had a stalker. Well, except for that one time I wrote about on The Celebrity Reflection with the Japanese guy always taking pictures of me, especially when he got me on the handicap toilet when the automatic door flung open wide open to Jeezus and I was sitting doin' my emergency constitution.

 

 

No, never had a stalker. You can be my first!

 

Be careful what you wish for.....ha!!!! If I do see you at the port I will definitely introduce myself or maybe I will hold up a sign saying - 'JW & Jerome's Stalker,.,,' ha!!!!!

[Kfamilycruise]

4 is better than 88. Sigh! I too wish to be cruising with you! Your adventures also convinced me to try the Escape. Can't wait to follow yours again!

 

 

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[cruiseguys2009]

Be careful what you wish for.....ha!!!! If I do see you at the port I will definitely introduce myself or maybe I will hold up a sign saying - 'JW & Jerome's Stalker,.,,' ha!!!!!

 

 

I always say "I'm to lazy to be a Stalker." "You will have to come here to me, and bring Vodka!"

[cruiseguys2009]

4 is better than 88. Sigh! I too wish to be cruising with you! Your adventures also convinced me to try the Escape. Can't wait to follow yours again!

 

 

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There are exactly three people who are ecstatic that you are cruising on The Norwegian Escape. Me, Jerome and Andy Stuart, The Big Guy, The President and CEO at Norwegian Cruise Lines! (Oh there is a Bigger Guy, but he is just called Gawd at the Pier...........That is Frank Del Rio who is the Prez and CEO of Norwegian/Oceania HOLDINGS.......He is pretty terrific too). But Andy is the Main Man of NCL that I love.

Thank you so much! I am happy and look forward to you chiming in here, in exactly 96 days (I will give you a day to unpack) to then tell me all about it. Thank you also for being a valued member of Cruise Critic!