A new BB...check out CREW'S CRITIC!!!

[Offtune Angel]

I'm laughing so much I just got told to be quiet by my son (he's trying to sleep though). Thanks, Danno -- this thread is your best yet.

 

Will this elevator take me from the front of the ship to the back of the ship? by imamapreader

[debby21]

Danno, Be sure to go to the Century and not the Galaxy this week.

[63galaxie]

The latest book selections:

 

Put a Cork In It by Whin E. Tablemate

 

Sittin Pretty by Steal N. Aloungechair

 

Man Overboard by Every Woman Who's Been Cheated On

 

Slob In the Deck (you know, like Swabbin' the Deck) by Ihada Toomuchtodrink

 

I Love the Waffles by Leggo My Eggo

 

Get Me To the Shore Excursion on Time by Love Me Tender

 

Rip Me Off by N. E. Art Auction

 

Bring Me Seconds by R. U. Full

 

Where's the Baked Alaska Cruise? by Will Sail For Food

[Danno]

Thanks :D ...this is a thread from a while ago that I pulled forward. It was a lot of fun then (and "Stadler and Waldorf" never got involved so it never got nasty).

[63galaxie]

Danno, if you write a book, I'll buy the first copy! Thanks for the laughs!

[Danno]

Danno, if you write a book, I'll buy the first copy! Thanks for the laughs!

 

After exchanging a few emails with Chester...I think I would rather spend my money cruising and sailing, rather that getting poorer and poorer as an author ;) . I think Chester would be the first to tell you that it's a labour of love, not a pursuit of profit.

[Offtune Angel]

"Wine, Wine Whine" by exhaustedsommelier

[Danno]

Offtune...you're pretty good at this!!

 

If we ever cruise at the same time, I can pick you up on the way through. We can save some of the parking fees...Tay, north of Toronto, right??

[Offtune Angel]

Offtune...you're pretty good at this!!.If we every cruise together I can pick you up on the way through. We can save some of the parking fees...Tay, north of Toronto, right??

Thanks. Wouldn't it be great to actually put faces with all the names we know so well on Cruise Critic?

Parking fees aren't a problem at all. You park here, we park at our daughter's and she drives us to the airport from Brampton. Happens all the time :D (I wish)

Tay (on the S/E corner of beautiful Georgian Bay) is actually straight north of Pearson and Brampton so it would be a little bit out of your way (about 45 k west of Orillia on Hwy 12) but we could make up the time when we get back onto 400 S/B (at Waubashene) and aren't restricted to 80 kph.

Now, before I arrange seating in the vehicles are we having Jib, Cally, Casey and Buddy licensed as service dogs so they can travel with us?

[Danno]

Better yet, one day we'll put in at Parry Sound and sail down...she's not quiet as big as an X ship, but the service is just as good!! (as long as all you want is Keith's and BBQ'd fare)

[CaribbeanBound]

I saw the lady who ate herself to death at the buffet... IFoundHerFirst

 

They don't have enough body bags on the Otherdam... WhyDoTheyComeHere2Die

 

Man Overboard... OkaySoIPushedHim

 

I get $20 for an 8x10 and get to wallpaper my cabin with pictures of the babes for free... CruisePhotographer

 

I told the passenger we go home at night... ThereAreIdiotsOnboard

 

How to get $350 for authenticated copies of genuine hand-numbered reproductions I buy for $5... ArtAuctioneerAtSea

 

Instead of a tip, they gave me a dam* plant... OverworkedWaiter

 

If I hear "so, who's steering the boat" one more time... SeaCaptain

[Danno]

Man Overboard... OkaySoIPushedHim

 

 

I love it :D :D :D !!! It's in my top three!!

[CaribbeanBound]

Of course we move the bodies from cabin to cabin, there's no place to store them... ItsNotWhatYouThink

 

All I do is show up and remove the lobster tails from their shell... Maitre'd

 

Then they asked me "What do you do with the beautiful ice sculptures when they melt?"... IStuckHerWithMyIcePick

 

No sir, the "Midnight Buffet" is at 10:30 tonight... EatDrinkAndBeMarried

[Cracker Ken]

Beware of reckless wheelchair drivers! flatfootfred

[Longboysfan]

What time is the Midnight Buffet? Losttrackofeverthing.

 

When is the next trivia contest? Knowsallthefacts.

 

Which fork do I use next Cutleryexpert.

 

Can I get some A-1 for my steak sauceyexpert.

 

Who elae can they complain to? watchingthmemakeassesofthemselves.

 

I think I came on the trip with my wife! attentivehub.

[frchteaze]

Bingo Cat Fight AlliSawWasTheBlueWigFlyingThruTheAir

 

They Gave Me Another Phone Card IDontHaveAPhone

 

Why Do They Keep Trying To Shake My Hand IForgotToPutSoapInTheirCabin

 

Oh Jess Mum Tis Bootiful Countree ImReallyFromLA

 

They Brought Two Buck Chuck To Dinner AndIHadToServeItWithAStraightFace

[frchteaze]

She tried to sneak on a vodka bottle filled with water Somepeopleshouldnotdrinkwhiletheypack

 

Another waffle mattress request Isnappedandpouredsyruponit