A new BB...check out CREW'S CRITIC!!!

[Danno]

I just stubbled on a new BB for the crew of cruise ships, CREW'S CRITIC...here are some of the more interesting threads!!

 

 

 

Got run over by a nasty lady racing to the buffet ...by healingnicely

 

Busted my butt and got a lousy $10 tip :mad: ....by waittilnexttimebuddy

 

Can't take it any more !!!...by Spanisheyessinger

 

You're kidding...right ??...by GRangel

 

Whine, whine, whine ... by anotherGRangel

 

You want how many lobster :eek: ??...hogherdingserver

 

You'll never know what's REALLY in your soup ...by fedupsoupguy

 

One day pal, we'll meet OFF the ship :mad: ... by crewpersonabused

 

Let's me get this straight, you want a free cruise for what??...by nutcasehelper

 

Get this , a pax wanted the rules enforced!...by gottabekidding

 

What is in this $#@&%$ thing??...by bertthebaggageguy

 

Oh, look, a floater...by diaperdiver

 

Honest, he took one last bite and exploded :eek: !!...by buddythebuffetguy

 

Oh, no, not again!!!...by Spanisheyesbartender

 

 

You get the idea...anyone else have any interesting threads for CREW'S CRITIC??

[excitedofharpenden]

Love them, Danno. I think we could get a few more laughs on this thread!:)

 

This passenger at dinner told me to put the "X" motif on his plate in the 12 o' clock position - by nearlyfellover

 

How I made a lasting impression on stage as Cruise Director - by trippedupthestairs

 

Why is there always one on the cruise? - thinkstheycankaraoke

 

I saw this guy fall right off his bar stool - makemineadouble

 

The lady in the aft cabin moaned like h*ll - by ipukedonherbalcony

 

Phil

[Danno]

Sounded like the cabin was being demolished!!!....by honeymoonersnextdoor

[aaerobear]

woo hoo finally a little levity here.

 

Thanks

 

Ed

[calamity]

Danno and Phil,

 

Thanks for making me laugh so much !

 

 

 

 

Kleo:)

[turtlemichael]

"Why does the passenger in 6201 say everything loudly and slowly? My English is better than hers". Halfwaytoheaven

 

"Her cabin is like a disco there are so many blue lights" Igotstuckaft

 

"i've changed my name to Vasopolis and I expect I'll be captain inside 6 months " Hellenic

 

"Breakfast is late because they put the clocks back and no one told the crew!" Sleepyhead

 

"There are Australians on board. Thank heavens for pre-tipping otherwise we would get nothing!" AussieAussieAussie

 

"Madam, remove your hand. The eggs are easy over, I'm not!"

DonJuan

 

 

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[Danno]

We've got a hairy what competion now :eek: ...by gotonaCarnivalshipbymistake

 

Some idiot claims we shorted him 3 square feet...by cabintapemeasurefella

 

They make Middle east terrorists look like boy scouts...seniorsgroupgirl

 

Someone get me an eraser :D ...beerdater

 

X doesn't want me :( .... dresscodeenforcer

 

Take my wife, please...cruisehostagenegotiator

[kannna]

"stubbled"

 

hmm

[Danno]

"stubbled"

 

hmm

 

 

 

eekkkk....how about stumbled :D ...I'v jus get ta lurn 2 pruf reed this stuf be4 I hit Submitt

[usha]

Take this power washer and put it "aft". by cabanaboy

 

The crew's from Hell by bluelightknight

 

Mystery ingredients by jeff boyardee

[CaptData]

Upgraded!!! by Hardtocomeby

Foul smell.. By Stinker

Spa question... by Lovinghands

[greydog]

She ran off with my best friend...by AndIMisshim

 

How can I get over her....by Whenshe'sunderhim!

 

A ring on her finger means nothing....by Whenshehastimeonherhands

 

She got the goldmine....by Igottheshaft

 

She's thinkin single....by Imdrinkindouble

 

Her lips tell me no no....by Buttheresyesyesinhereyes

 

Hey, I'm as good at this as I am at karoke....by Me:o

[widget]

She ran off with my best friend...by AndIMisshim

 

How can I get over her....by Whenshe'sunderhim!

 

A ring on her finger means nothing....by Whenshehastimeonherhands

 

She got the goldmine....by Igottheshaft

 

She's thinkin single....by Imdrinkindouble

 

Her lips tell me no no....by Buttheresyesyesinhereyes

 

Hey, I'm as good at this as I am at karoke....by Me:o

 

Hmmm, is this supposed to be a "Crew's Critic" message board, or a country western song message board??;)

[spongerob]

Please quit calling me Stewart...ApuNahasapeemapetilon

[usha]

Please quit calling me Stewart...ApuNahasapeemapetilon

That's pretty good!

[Arubalisa]

It's a Ship, Not a "Boat" ...boysplaying inthebathtub

 

Port or Starboard? ...dontknow leftfromright

[Tricia724]

Deck chair, deck chair, wherefore art thou by cantbelievethosechairhogs

 

Which way to the dinning room by cantspellworthash**

 

Four o'clock shrimp cocktail by dontlikecrackersncheese

[Andym]

'They think tipping up front gives them better service !!'

[emptynest1]

Danno, this is too funny. I am laughing so hard I can't think of anything to add.:D

[Danno]

I'm tired of smiling at rude jerks :( ...bycontractalmostup

 

Is that a passenger or a pack mule ??...by notipsforthebarstaff

 

(SPLASH)...Let them annoy the sharks!!...by wornoutkidsclubgirl

 

The long, long, long line...that's yours...by welcometocaptainsclub

 

Lady, lady, just a second...aaahhhhhhh!!...by stormedbyseniors

[Host Anne]

Ahhh....I wish I had time to be so clever. Thanks for the laughs. I'm sure the crew would be laughing right along with you!!!!

[Danno]

I never thought of the crew reading this...you think they do??

 

If they indeed do, keep up the good work guys and girls...see you in Feb on Galaxy.

 

A couple more interesting threads...

 

It must be tip night... by diningroom1/2full

 

Swimming with sharks while on a cruise...by lawyersinthepool

 

GET ON THE TENDER...NOW!!! ...by nastyexviking

[CaptData]

The Ballroom Blitz by ShakeRattleandRoll

Swan Lake by Bathroomhurmour

She's got to dance by Rollininthehay

40 Winks by Drunkinsailor

[Danno]

Live porn on Celebrity ships...by oppswrongcabin

 

I've never seen a pax drink that much :eek: ... by Newtsbartender

 

Huge brawl after the game!!...by triviatroll

 

When it snapped, it sounded like a rifle shot :eek: ...by fatfellainaspeedo

[imsulin2]

Where does the crew sleep at night? By: inurcabinuvcourse.

 

I've been on 30 cruises and never tip! By: ivegotbruddasindamob.

 

Waiter - there's a fly in my soup! By: andtheresnothinginyourfly.

 

Where's the dinning room? By: wherescreamingchildrensit.