Conde Nast Compares ships to Celebrities...

[Mysticks1]

Just think of all the waterskis, fishing poles and stink bait that would be carried aboard the ship. I can see Larry trolling off the back of the Lido...

 

LOL :p Spit cans at every table and Blue Collar endorsed edible underdrawers sold in the gift shop. Forget the buckets of beer - kegs now sold onboard and delivered directly to your cabin or table on the Lido deck. Overalls now outnumber the tuxedos in the dining room and wet t-shirt contests instead of the hairy chest contest. Loudest belch can win a ship on a stick. :eek:

[Tamara]

OK since were on a red-neck roll....

Can anyone complete the following with a "Cruise relevent" ending???

 

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

-Tamara

[Tamara]

OK since were on a red-neck roll....

Can anyone complete the following with a "Cruise relevent" ending???

 

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

-Tamara

[Mysticks1]

OK since were on a red-neck roll....

Can anyone complete the following with a "Cruise relevent" ending???

 

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

-Tamara

 

Your luggage consists of cardboard boxes duck taped shut ( I know it is duct but not in red neck land), bags from the Wal-Mart with the handles tied and the styrofoam ice chest tied shut with baling twine.

[mrdood]

OK since were on a red-neck roll....

Can anyone complete the following with a "Cruise relevent" ending???

 

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

-Tamara

 

...if the horn on your pickup is steam powered, and your hood ornament is a gold plastic ship.

 

...if your carry on bag is made of paper and your checked luggage is several duct taped styrofoam coolers.

 

...you wonder where the MaitreA,B and C are stationed.

 

...you stop in the supper club to inquire which night possum will be on the menu.

 

...momma cried when you called to tell her you won that ship on the stick in the belly flop contest, and she is clearing a special spot in the trailer for it.

 

...you ask the chief engineer if he prefers Johnson or Evinrude.

 

...you show up on the funnel deck with some plastic tubing and some beer.

 

...you don't understand why you were called to the Purser's desk when all you have is a wallet.

 

...you show up at the muster drill with your fully charged Makita, you don't know what a muster is, but are ready to drill it!

[futaba951]

OK since were on a red-neck roll....

Can anyone complete the following with a "Cruise relevent" ending???

 

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

-Tamara

 

someone yells, ho down, and everyone points the directions to the F-deck. :p

[campdaan]

You might be a cruizen redneck if.....

 

Your DW and your DS are the same person:eek: :eek:

[Cotton]

Cotton, you've read some of the questions on this board. And stop calling me surely.:D

 

Oh Shirley, surely you know you're making me laugh....and remember!:D

[Tamara]

You guys are a riot. -Tamara