samscruiser Posted August 2, 2004 #1 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Some one sent this to me, and I thought it would be good to pass it along. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker 13. Thongs and Depends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbbyGirl Posted August 2, 2004 #2 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I agree with all of these, but #9 is the one that I see as a law breaker the most....Nothing like seeing people's rolls when their shirt won't cover their belly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongerob Posted August 2, 2004 #3 Share Posted August 2, 2004 You'd be surprised at how many of those combos I've actually seen...:eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isujim Posted August 2, 2004 #4 Share Posted August 2, 2004 These are great!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for posting this............and in many cases not far off from the truth............ Have you ever noticed that none of these types ever make the cruise line brochures???????????:p Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolmama_1 Posted August 2, 2004 #5 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Cute! I needed a laugh!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samscruiser Posted August 2, 2004 Author #6 Share Posted August 2, 2004 isujim - They don't make the cruise line brochures, but some make the video diaries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted August 2, 2004 #7 Share Posted August 2, 2004 How true, how true! Thanks for the chuckle. I think number six is also a major violation I see more often than I care to! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c&d Posted August 3, 2004 #8 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I agree how true. I was recently in Las Vegas and our friends and I were in a lounge just people watching. What makes some people think they look really good with spiked hair and big rolls and short shorts. But than again that is Las Vegas. thanks I had to forward to myself to send on to others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivebucs Posted August 3, 2004 #9 Share Posted August 3, 2004 :mad: A Speedo and anything! sb:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanetMarie Posted August 3, 2004 #10 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I work at a law firm, and believe it or not, there are some of those descriptions right here at work. :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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