A really early morning ode to Cruise Critic

[lucywestie]

I'm sitting at work on overtime, Cruise Critic I'm perusing

For handy tips and great ideas so I enjoy my cruising

 

From Vancouver to old San Diego and all points inbetween

First time cruisers that is us, to places we've never been

 

Reflections dining room what do we wear? Tux or fur lined speedo?

It's cold I'm told and we should obey the formal fashion cr edo

 

So many things we must sort out, excursions for the picking

But time is short as you can see, my countdown clock is ticking

 

This overtime is such great fun, more dollars for the spending

I see the bar bill in my dreams with the headache that is pending

 

Maybe I should bring some booze aboard and hide it with my toothpaste

Then be summoned to the decks above to open up my suitcase

 

I know that I am not allowed to wear my diaper in the pool

But I hear Alaska in late September can be a little cool

 

So there you go, I've learned so much, Cruise Critic surely rocks

From tipping to the fashion board for guides on wearing Croc's

 

Its time to go, my bed awaits the computer must go blank

But for all the tips and great info it's Cruise Critic I thank

 

G'NITE

Pete:)

[Marley-Bop]

Just thought Id add my ode to RCCL:

 

I thought Id take a little time to share my cruise dilema,

We've never cruised and couldnt lose, it sounded like a winner.

 

We saw the price and thought it nice, a "deluxe Oceanview"

Room 6506 upon deck 6 so we booked the room with you.

 

We've paid our trip to board your ship and took a better look,

No balcony to see the sea just a window's all we booked.

 

I made a boob and didnt read, alas I now despair,

The price went up thats just our luck, no extra could we spare.

 

So everyday I check & hope & pray & look & see,

If you're feeling kind and feel inclined, please send the upgrade fairy to me.:)

 

Chubbas XX

[EggDropErin]

These were both very good. My thanks to your creative minds. :)

[Tuna]

And let me add my little dedication to CC:

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I love Cruise Critic,

But I can't rhyme.

[LauraS]

And let me add my little dedication to CC:

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I love Cruise Critic,

But I can't rhyme.

 

OK, now STOP! LOLOL

 

Laura

:::cleaning coffee off puter screen:::::

[Ottawa_Guy]

Good-Day Pete

 

Your going to Love Alaska .

 

We did

 

Just keep loret out of the water : - ) P. S. She TURNS 50 in November and yes I know she will kill me for this .

 

Have a Great cruise .

 

GB

[kathyemma]

And I love the fact that you are getting paid overtime to write it. Is your company hiring?

 

Kathy

 

Then again I am getting paid to write this and i don't have to work overtime - so nevermind.........