I don't care if.....

[Chronic Observer]

I don't care how much your DW's bling set you back

 

I don't care which team is winning in the dining room

 

I don't care if your downwind from my balcony at 4:20

 

I don't care how much free champange you give me, I'll never buy any of that print "art"

 

I don't care if your kid is less than angelic, I might be old but I remember having fun as a child

 

I don't care about the super shopper choices for the next port

 

I don't care if they confiscate my smuggled booze

 

When I'm having the most fun, I don't care if I never make it back home:)

[critterchick]

I don't care that you spit wine out your nose as long as you let us in on what was so darn funny. Then I'll see if it makes me spit wine out my nose too.;)

 

I can't remember! Neither can my tablemates, hell, they didn't even notice the big event, which will tell you what condition we were all in!:o :D

[marthalt]

I don't care:

 

1. That bingo is starting in 10 minutes, or that it's noon and our position is xxx, or that a special sale is happening now in the shops. Shut up! Take the announcement microphone and stick it ..... I go on cruise to get away from annoying #($&'s like you! I live in D.C., for crying out loud!

 

2. That some people want to bid on art. Do it somewhere besides my bar! I don't want to hear the spiel, and I don't want to trip over the )#(&$ "art."

 

3. That people hog chairs. Means more of them are around the pool instead of where I am. Go for it, people! Plus, I never have to look at man boobs (moobs) or gorilla backs.

 

4. Whether I can save $3.50 on a shore excursion by going with ABC_XYZ instead of the ship. If I want to go, I will. Would ABC-XYZ make the ship wait for me if they are late?

 

5. Whether the casino is smoke-free or not. Used to smoke, don't any more. Don't care. You don't like it? Leave! I don't want to hear your whines.

 

6. Whether Sissy and Buffy from the show crew has mastered their latest Broadway moves. I'll never see them...Guaranteed.

 

7. What kid's program, spa special or step aerobics class is going on. Just don't spread across the whole promenade deck while you are sauntering and meandering, and let me by.

 

I'll probably think of dozens more.

 

Dave

I have LMAO! Please, think of those "dozens" more, lol!!! Thanx for the great afternoon laugh here in the concrete jungle office I'm sitting in right now.

[klct39lg]

I don't care if I have to leave my iron at home.

 

As Martha Stewart would say, "That's a good thing."

[tomboyy]

I don't care if anyone sees me in my underwear on the balcony. :p

 

 

anddddd .. your cabin number issssss?:D

 

Tom

[libracon]

I don't care that you don't care!!!

 

 

I'M ON VACATION:D

[Cruise Gypsy]

I don't care that the media thinks I am cheating death every time I go on a cruise.:)

[DALSAL]

I dont care that my son makes fun of me and my square head boyfriend for spending hours and hours pouring over CC before my cruise!

 

I dont care that you can cruise three times to my two times a year..much!!

 

I dont care if I win all the games of trivia and you win zip!

 

I dont care that someone wants to know what carbon footprints are..I wanted to know myself!

 

I just dont care! As long as Im on a cruise,I dont care! :) Dot

[hammybee]

What a fun thread. I agree with the OP, all the way.

[KarenMF]

I don't care...

 

*about people's opinions of my body looking like a deflated tire after losing 110 pounds

Congratulations!

 

*about my fear of flying...not yet anyway...I'm brushing it aside to get to my ship!

One word: Xanax - it got me back on planes after refusing to fly for 20 years!

 

I don't care about much of anything except that I'm with good friends, having a good time :)

[Wattle]

I don't care if........There is a line for the buffet, a wait for the dinning room, if I see my room steward, get towel animals or mints, or it if I had air conditioning (maybe just a little) .....I do care that I had the BEST holiday of my life (so far):D, and that I experienced the most amazing sites and that when I came home people said to me that I looked the best they had even seen me :rolleyes: (I don't know if thats good or bad).:eek:

[CruisinMinnie]

I don't care if anyone sees me in my underwear on the balcony. :p

 

 

I don't care if I see you in your underwear ..... as long as you're wearing underwear!:eek:

[larainec]

I don't care if I listen to steel drum music every day before the cruise starts.

I can close my eyes and pretend.

[Sea Hag]

if I ever go to an art auction

if I have a balcony (I don't want to spend my day sitting anywhere)

if I even have a window! (see the above)

if there even IS a casino on the ship

if I ever see another clueless smoker flick a cigarette overboard (I don't mean you smokers who have a clue, just those who don't)

if I ever buy another soda card (bought one once and got indigestion from too many sodas :p )

[critterchick]

if I ever see another clueless smoker flick a cigarette overboard (I don't mean you smokers who have a clue, just those who don't)

 

That's one I do care about!:mad:

[grandmaof2]

This is a great thread! I dont even care about the weather as long as I can sit somewhere with my feet up and watch it happen!!!!!!;)

[HereIam]

my clothes have wrinkles. If the wrinkle releaser doesn't work, oh well! No laundry room for me.

if anyone elses clothes have wrinkles.

about the shopping in port. I am sure there are way more interesting things to do.

what people wear in the dining room. I am more concerned with the good time I am having at my table.

the dancers are together. It's all good.

spa is having a special, it is all overpriced anyway.

our color is the last to be called to disembark. I am still on vacation until I get in the car to go home.

[noenre]

I don't care...

if I only eat dinner with the kids 1 night of our entire cruise (they can live on burgers and pizza!)

if I get seasick one night of the cruise (I've learned to expect it)

I DO CARE...

that my kids understand the "do not disturb" sign DH and I will be putting on the door periodically!

that my children treat other passengers with respect.

[cruisinbuddy]

I don't care if; work needs me. :p,

[shark&minnow]

I don't care about diamonds/tanzanite international or any other duty free bargain.

I don't care that we never bring our kids...this is our trip!

I don't care to sit with people who complain or are rude to the staff.

I don't care what people do/wear/how they look.....some are interesting to watch.

I don't care to pay so much for drinks....maybe the cruiselines would cut down on smuggeling and sell more stuff if they sold it for a reasonable price.

I do love my balcony!!:D

[DALSAL]

I DONT CARE IF ppl make fun of me because I just finished packing for my Hawaii cruise that doesnt leave for another week!! YIPEE! :)

[ATL-Cpl]

Who you are, what you do or how IMPORTANT you think you are, you can stand in line just like me. (And if you keep shoving me, I might accidentally spill something in your direction)

How cold it is back home, it’s 85 and sunny in St Marten.

Who the captain is (unless it’s “Crash Nash”).

I do care that I am here with my DW with no way for the real world to bother us.

Gilbert

[lostie]

Who you are, what you do or how IMPORTANT you think you are, you can stand in line just like me. (And if you keep shoving me, I might accidentally spill something in your direction)

 

LOVE IT!!!:p