What is the difference between a Captain and Skipper?

[kjunea]

Yes, it has to do with the quantity of scrambled eggs on their cap. And whether or not their shirt has been pressed. The exact formula is rather complex.

 

I thought Skipper was Barbie's little sister!!

[PurpleCow]

I thought Skipper was Barbie's little sister!!

I've been chuckling my way through this thread, but that last is the one that got the belly laugh. Thanks for that!

[AWED23]

Oh my gosh, I am falling off my office chair laughing so hard! Believe me, I googled the question prior to asking it here and a precise answer was not to be found. Your answers are much better! I hope you keep em coming! I want to laugh more!

 

Coka

;) Is it at all possible that a Captain is indeed the Vessels' Master...And a manly one at that....And a "Skipper" is also a Vessels' Master,.......but perhaps of a more gay personality..???:D Just trying to figure it all out. LOL:)