mariemorgan Posted March 23, 2009 #1 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I think it's fitting for here too.. http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showpost.php?p=18744171&postcount=1 Hope Hensghan doesn't mind me reposting How many posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb". Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs. 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too". 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb. 4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxamuus Posted March 23, 2009 #2 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Which one are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asburyfamily Posted March 23, 2009 #3 Share Posted March 23, 2009 omg LOL:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVegasMan Posted March 23, 2009 #4 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Should have been left on the HAL board as this has nothing to do with Carnival's lamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L2J Posted March 23, 2009 #5 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Hilarious, but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariemorgan Posted March 23, 2009 Author #6 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Which one are you? That is a very good question.. I am not sure.... Probably the share experience or add a new line of trying to help everyone change lightbulb and if don't know the answer research it and return with what I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tess2cruz Posted March 23, 2009 #7 Share Posted March 23, 2009 That is funny!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessemon Posted March 23, 2009 #8 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Very true and funny.....By the way, in England a lamp is a flash light....LOL Thanks for "light" ening up the day...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathalane Posted March 23, 2009 #9 Share Posted March 23, 2009 but the original poster forgot... and 4 posts to say "let's get the popcorn" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariemorgan Posted March 23, 2009 Author #10 Share Posted March 23, 2009 So true.. hear that a lot around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #11 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Those were GREAT!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #12 Share Posted March 23, 2009 but the original poster forgot... and 4 posts to say "let's get the popcorn" ;) lol!! And 1 post to put nothing but the ":rolleyes:" smilie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapman_2004 Posted March 23, 2009 #13 Share Posted March 23, 2009 What about: 5 to post about how to smuggle a lightbulb on the ship 39 to post about tipping a lightbulb or not tipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #14 Share Posted March 23, 2009 lol, i thought of a couple more... 1 post where the op is called a troll... and then... 3 posts who call THAT poster rude for saying that... :rolleyes::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieastrosfan Posted March 23, 2009 #15 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Don't forget the 10 who ask you to pass the popcorn!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #16 Share Posted March 23, 2009 What about: 5 to post about how to smuggle a lightbulb on the ship 39 to post about tipping a lightbulb or not tipping good, good!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan40 Posted March 23, 2009 #17 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Should have been left on the HAL board as this has nothing to do with Carnival's lamps. Carnival ships are built in Italy. Maybe the lamps are Illuminati? Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelz66 Posted March 23, 2009 #18 Share Posted March 23, 2009 the correct term is lamp....LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #19 Share Posted March 23, 2009 more... 1 post to enquire as to whether or not the light bulb is allowed in the hot tub 1 post to ask if it is ok for the light bulb to wear jeans in the dining room, because they are NICE jeans... ok, sorry, i'm getting silly here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggieastrosfan Posted March 23, 2009 #20 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Carnival ships are built in Italy. Maybe the lamps are Illuminati? Dan Now you've just added 50 posts debating the Da Vinci code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted March 23, 2009 #21 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Now you've just added 50 posts debating the Da Vinci code. someone pass the popcorn please...:D;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Cruiser Posted March 23, 2009 #22 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelz66 Posted March 23, 2009 #23 Share Posted March 23, 2009 more... 1 post to enquire as to whether or not the light bulb is allowed in the hot tub 1 post to ask if it is ok for the light bulb to wear jeans in the dining room, because they are NICE jeans... ok, sorry, i'm getting silly here... is it an incandescent or compact fluorescent? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tess2cruz Posted March 23, 2009 #24 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Carnival ships are built in Italy. Maybe the lamps are Illuminati? Dan Since the thread started on HAL threads it would be gloeilamp:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan40 Posted March 23, 2009 #25 Share Posted March 23, 2009 is it an incandescent or compact fluorescent? :p I don't believe that kind of cursing is allowed on the boards.:mad: Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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