Something funny from the HAL thread

[Fat Boy]

Can I tip entirely in light bulbs? I prefer to remove the automatic light bulbs from my stateroom, then give out light bulbs based on who I think deserves the light.

[ShedQueen77]

Is the light bulb required to go to the muster drill?:confused::rolleyes::D

 

Sorry, I'm going to bed...:rolleyes:

 

No, it remains screwed in the bathroom.....:eek:

 

Sorry, I'm going to bed too! :D

[jetwet1]

Where is the light bulb allowed to smoke

Why the light bulb should not be allowed to smoke

Why the light bulb should be allowed to smoke

How the light bulb sunbathing topless will ruin my kids life

How are we supposed to get light bulbs with no trays

 

This list could go on forever, but I think we have now found our reference saying.

[mousey]

What about:

 

5 to post about how to smuggle a lightbulb on the ship

39 to post about tipping a lightbulb or not tipping

 

OMG, this is a funny thread!

 

How about:

 

12 people to ask how to pack a light bulb; and

24 to tell you where to go to find "light bulb runners"!:D

 

Or, how about:

 

12 people aksing if you can wear a light bulb on Formal Nights; and

100 people posting pictures of the light bulbs they plan to wear, and

10o people saying they would never be caught dead in one!

 

Oh this is fun!:D

[Fat Boy]

8 people saying you can get private light bulbs cheaper on the internet than booking them through Carnival.

9 people asking how many light bulbs to pack for a 5 day cruise.

14 people asking why their lightbulbs are waitlisted.

[floatingaway2525]

8 people saying you can get private light bulbs cheaper on the internet than booking them through Carnival.

9 people asking how many light bulbs to pack for a 5 day cruise.

14 people asking why their lightbulbs are waitlisted.

 

ROFLMAO!!!!:p

[newcatintown]

OMG, this is a funny thread!

 

How about:

 

12 people to ask how to pack a light bulb; and

24 to tell you where to go to find "light bulb runners"!:D

 

Or, how about:

 

12 people aksing if you can wear a light bulb on Formal Nights; and

100 people posting pictures of the light bulbs they plan to wear, and

10o people saying they would never be caught dead in one!

 

Oh this is fun!:D

 

Most of this has been addressed - http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showt...ight=lightbulb

 

:D:D

[Les68pony]

How much wattage did your bulb lose/gain while in the casino?

Did you get called for an upgraded bulb and if so did you take it?

I only want to pay for a guaranteed bulb, but I am expecting a suite bulb.

Are light bulbs included in the platinium perks?

 

This post was way too funny. It reminds me of the new Gieco Insurance commericals, with the stack of money with huge eyeballs on them. Maybe Carnival should use a light bulb in some new commericals.....they have already used the pinata, and big beach ball.

[Coolcruise02]

I think it's fitting for here too..

 

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showpost.php?p=18744171&postcount=1

 

Hope Hensghan doesn't mind me reposting

 

How many posters does it take to change a light bulb?

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

 

My favorite "quote the whole thread" .... LOL :)

[DreadPirateRobert]

Threads like this are one of the reasons I enjoy CC so much.

[BBigfoot613]

you all forgot about the posts from the...

 

27 bulbs begging for help on which circuit to go on

21 of said bulbs asking if they have the capers from said circuit

and my personal favorite....

 

276 bulbs complaining about how plain the box(S&S) they come with is and how they DESERVE to have one that stands out to show their "brightness"

[Socref124]

1 post stating that is your fault the lightbulb burnt out in the first place...:)

[cruisin'4aboozin']

....6 posts complaining about those rude platinum bulbs cutting to the front of the tender line

[tutzig]

And dont forget about the 7 posting about how great the lightbulb is, and being compensated for posting about how great it is. When confronted, denying that they were compensated to say how great the lightbulb in fact is!!

[jamers22]

and...

 

4 posters asking whether anyone has gotten their refund back for the light bulb surcharge

2 posters complaining about light bulb hogs;)

10 posters explaining the time frames that make you a light bulb hog:rolleyes:

[dotshub]

And dont forget the 5 posters who will post to say "This is the funniest thread Ive ever read".

[woodey]

2 posts about the high of the rails and how easy it is for the lamps to fall overboard

 

12 posts to say the rail is high enough already

 

7 posters that says if the lamp fell it is there own fault for being to close to the rail

 

5 posters to say it was Carnivals fault and they should demand compensation of atleast 25% towards there next cruise :eek: