what is the wildest,craziest thing you've ever seen on a cruise?

[SheriNtexas]

3) The same game as above, but after more rum (and champagne if I remember). The last chore: show us your favorite sexual position. Without hesitation I dove onto the deck assuming that my wife...or maybe Steve's :D :) :cool: ... would get on top of me. But Nooooo, Steve was quicker than they were and He was on top of me before I knew what had happened. And I should add that his head was at my feet when he did so. Needless to say everyone was HOWLING!!! (Footnote: For the remainder of the cruise he was known as Steve Top and I was Steve Bottom...and we wore those monikers with pride!)

 

Steve (the Bottom) :o

 

LOL! Any pictures of this you would care to share, Steve the bottom?:D

[calberry]

LOL! Any pictures of this you would care to share, Steve the bottom?:D

 

You know (now that you mention it), many people 'pooled' pictures and shared a CD when the cruise was over but I don't ever remember that activity being documented in any of the photos. Part of the problem was that Steve and I were the ones taking pictures all the time, and we both probably were holding onto our cameras while this was going on. Plus I think people were laughing too hard to think about taking pictures. I think I do (unfortunately) have one of THE thong though. (And I have one of 4 or 5 of us mooning a passing vessel from the beach on Nevis after a few Killer Bees from Sunshine's bar. Oh man, what a 'liver killer' that cruise was!!! (Go to my website...6 of the pictures on the front page are from that cruise, including the one in the middle at the bottom which is the view from our cabin on a particularly rough day. But my favorite one is the full sails.)

 

StB

[AZbeachboy]

Thanks for sharing you website calberry. We leave for Tahiti in June. I really enjoyed those pictures

[calberry]

Thanks for sharing you website calberry. We leave for Tahiti in June. I really enjoyed those pictures

 

Thanks for the comments. As you can see on my Trip Reports page I was inspired by two other CC'rs to even make the website...and I still have a ways to go.

 

Enjoy Tahiti and your Princess cruise . My father-in-law passed away while we were on our PG cruise. We had to cut it short and fly home, so that it is one reason why I never actually did a trip report and/or finished my photo albums from the trip. We still haven't decided if we will go back or not...too many other places to see and things to do!

 

Steve

[smoothdancer]

Well not funny but great for me anyway...

 

In all our cruises I never ran into funny stuff... So I chat on the ballroom thread a lot and had the site up... My son is home from college and clicked on this thread.... He is in my office laughing very hard, I asked why.. He was reading all your guys funny stories and told me you have got to read these things!!!

 

Go figure, a few times on college breaks we invited him to cruise with us in suites.... After two times he turned us down, did not enjoy to cruise... That I just cant understand, but anyway thanks for giving him some great entertainment.

[sunny beach]

I was traveling on the Alaska Marine Ferry out of Seattle. I had a tip from a local cabbie on how to get on the boat first with my car and get a good "tent Spot". I was camping on the top deck, no stateroom. I was looking forward to my first trip to Alaska, and what an adventure it would be. Anyway ,I set up my tent near the rail in the back, and was standing there marveling at down town Seattle, and I hear a comotion above me. On the plexi-glass roof, just above my head, was a lady totaly nakid, except for a bottle of champagne, waving at rush hour trafic on interstate 5. She had obviosly been over-served and feeling no pain. I was concerned for her safety, so I kept watching her for at least 10 minutes, and finaly 3 uniformed crewman threw a blanket around her and escorted her down. I dont know how she got up there, and I never saw her again after that. What a fun trip it was, 3 days to Haines on the inside passage. Then 850 miles of gravel road to Homer, then another Ferry to Kodiak. But thats a whole other story.

[shining gem]

On the Diamond Princess last year we were lunching in Horizon Court and generally having a good time till I glanced over at the more mature "gent" at the next table who had apparently finished eating and had taken out his dentures and was licking them clean at the table. (No wonder he was seated alone.) Needless to say, I left in a hurry and was thoroughly revolted! Yuuuuuuuuk!:(

I generally have a good tolerance for yukky, being a nurse, but that was way too much for me!:eek: Unbelievable!

I wrote a letter to the CD on table manners which was read out on the morning show. Hope he was watching!:)

[sullaRaffaello]

I was on an eastbound transatlantic crossing of the QE2 back in September 1982. There were quite a few college students on board going to Europe to study for a semester or 2. About the third night, at around 3AM, I walked outside of one of the bars and heard quite a bit of giggling and splashing. When I turned the corner, there were about 10 college girls and guys in their birthday suits uninhibitedly having a ball in one of the pools. Made me wish I were in college again!

[cruie4ever]

:D ROTFLMAO These are just too funny.thanks a million for all your posts.Keep them coming .Great therapy for grey days.:)

[Avariel]

Was sailing on the SuperStar Virgo of Star Cruises in 2005 with my mother. We saw a few people pack instant noodles into their bags. They were carrying said food items in a plastic bag and so I saw.

 

Was laughing like crazy because I knew that there was way too much food onboard the ship for one to bring their own food along.

[rebeljohn]

Two cruises ago, our ship was sailing in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, when a passenger spotted a VERY small boat, with one man aboard, waving his arms. The ship turned around and went back. A small contingent of men(with guns, BTW) rode out to the man. We watched them(through our binoculars) give him some gas and food, then left as he cranked the small motor and sailed off. We were told he was fishing and had run out of gas................

[lostie]

Two cruises ago, our ship was sailing in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, when a passenger spotted a VERY small boat, with one man aboard, waving his arms. The ship turned around and went back. A small contingent of men(with guns, BTW) rode out to the man. We watched them(through our binoculars) give him some gas and food, then left as he cranked the small motor and sailed off. We were told he was fishing and had run out of gas................

 

Off topic, but your story reminded of when I was in Aruba (an all-inclusive) and some guy from our resort fell asleep on his raft in the ocean. When he woke he was many MILES out at sea. He was frantically waving until the resort sent a boat out to get him:) It was funny from our point of view but I'm sure he was scared out of his mind when he woke up!:eek:

[fiugypsy]

Thanks for the abdominal workout with so much laughing!

 

My stories are not as funny as some of the gems in here but I still chuckle at one particular one.

 

In '99 I went on my hs graduation cruise and being young and hormonal I got a crush on our cabin steward but I didn't plan to "go there". One day I'm walking back to my cabin and I see him doing his work in my cabin so I just say hello and walk in, he says hello and gives me a confused look just as I realized that this was not my cabin. Not to walk out in shame and embarrassment I look at the bed, look at him, push him on the bed, give him a kiss on the lips, say "there" and walk out with dignity and a sense of accomplishment.

 

His smiles were larger than usual for the rest of the cruise.

[sea_u_onboard]

Now that's funny.

[lostie]

Thanks for the abdominal workout with so much laughing!

 

My stories are not as funny as some of the gems in here but I still chuckle at one particular one.

 

In '99 I went on my hs graduation cruise and being young and hormonal I got a crush on our cabin steward but I didn't plan to "go there". One day I'm walking back to my cabin and I see him doing his work in my cabin so I just say hello and walk in, he says hello and gives me a confused look just as I realized that this was not my cabin. Not to walk out in shame and embarrassment I look at the bed, look at him, push him on the bed, give him a kiss on the lips, say "there" and walk out with dignity and a sense of accomplishment.

 

His smiles were larger than usual for the rest of the cruise.

 

OMG that's funny, what happened after that? Was it awkward seeing him again after that?

[fiugypsy]

OMG that's funny, what happened after that? Was it awkward seeing him again after that?

 

I thought it would be awkward but it was easier than I expected. I kept having to suppress a giggle every time he would see me and a huge grin would suddenly appear on his face.

[smrtypnts]

In '99 I went on my hs graduation cruise and being young and hormonal I got a crush on our cabin steward but I didn't plan to "go there". One day I'm walking back to my cabin and I see him doing his work in my cabin so I just say hello and walk in, he says hello and gives me a confused look just as I realized that this was not my cabin. Not to walk out in shame and embarrassment I look at the bed, look at him, push him on the bed, give him a kiss on the lips, say "there" and walk out with dignity and a sense of accomplishment.

 

His smiles were larger than usual for the rest of the cruise.

 

That's very funny!!!

[Aunu]

On our first cruise my husband and I got into the elevator with about 6 other people, including a mom her daughter and son. The little girl was about 9 and the brother a bit older, well apparently she just started wearing deodorant because she picked up her arm and shoved her armpit in her brothers face and said real loud "smell my pits, its apple fresh". Her mom was mortified, my husband and i just giggled, we saw her a few times around after that and just laughed, its still a joke to us, i will pick up my arm and say real loud, SMELL MY PIT!!

[AZbeachboy]

On our first cruise my husband and I got into the elevator with about 6 other people, including a mom her daughter and son. The little girl was about 9 and the brother a bit older, well apparently she just started wearing deodorant because she picked up her arm and shoved her armpit in her brothers face and said real loud "smell my pits, its apple fresh". Her mom was mortified, my husband and i just giggled, we saw her a few times around after that and just laughed, its still a joke to us, i will pick up my arm and say real loud, SMELL MY PIT!!

 

Sounds like something my boys would have done to each other. I am glad this thread keeps going. There have been so many funny happenings. Thanks Aunu for the story, it hit home.

[SheriNtexas]

I am glad this thread keeps going. There have been so many funny happenings.

 

 

You need to find the thread, i guess it ended up in Floataway lounge, I think it's title had something to do with what kind of lifeboat would D and D+ members get!!! We ended up with casino lifeboats, buffet lifeboats, nude sunbathing lifeboats etc. I have never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! I was so sad when the thread "died", lol!!! THIS thread is so funny, too!!:D

[Uncle Doug]

We were on the Elation in November of 2004 with a group of 30 crossdresser couples. Gotta' be the same group already mentioned. All were men during the day except the two who wore bikinis and posed for photos by the pool!

 

They became the passtime of the ship and a buzz would circulate around the pool/casino/whereever whenever a "sighting" occurred.

 

Of course the formal night photo on the staircase was the ultimate. The photo shop guy told me they had sold 70 copies of the group shot and he just didn't understand why folks not in this picture would want a copy. I took the photo and said to him "have you looked at this photo? - I mean REALLY looked at it?" I left him staring at the photo with the strangest look on his face.

 

Each evening they led the line dancing at the midnight deck party and everyone about died when out of the group 2 women (real ones) were introduced as the wardrobe consultants for that nights wear (about half the group were wearing oriental frocks) - these women were further introduced as the wives of two of the guys. On that note we all needed another drink!

 

I'll never forget that cruise. it was a blast.

 

MagnoliaBlossom

 

I think we were on this cruise but my cruise history shown Nov 2003. Maybe the cruise together every year. I remember passing the photo stops on the formal night and saying that is one ugly group of women. Then My wife says I don't think they are women.

 

We were on the Liberty last month and there was a small group of deaf people. At all the public shows and talks they they would sit on the first couple of rows on the side of the lounge. The had a signer who would translate everything to them. When the comic came on he got a kick out of watching her tell his jokes to the deaf people and made the comment that they should return for the adult midnight show. Of course they did return and we were all just rolling on the floor watching her try and tell the dirty jokes. Even the comic would have to stop and turn to watch here deliver the punch line. It was one of those shows you wanted to see again pon video.

[Uncle Doug]

I didn't see this one - I hadn't yet been on a cruise - but my mom told me about it.

 

Mom and Dad were on their first cruise, on the Carnival Victory. As Mom was unpacking, Dad went into the bathroom. Mom heard him flush, and then a scream followed by a string of swear words. Dad apparently didn't realize that you shouldn't sit down when you flush the toilet on a cruise ship - there's so much suction that you run the risk of getting stuck!

 

On the Carnival Fantasy the flush button is behind the toilet lid as my DW found out when she leaned back while seated. It is a mistake she will not make again soon.

[Uncle Doug]

I didn't see this one - I hadn't yet been on a cruise - but my mom told me about it.

 

Mom and Dad were on their first cruise, on the Carnival Victory. As Mom was unpacking, Dad went into the bathroom. Mom heard him flush, and then a scream followed by a string of swear words. Dad apparently didn't realize that you shouldn't sit down when you flush the toilet on a cruise ship - there's so much suction that you run the risk of getting stuck!

 

On the Carnival Fantasy the flush button is behind the toilet lid as my DW found out when she leaned back while seated. It is a mistake she will not make again soon.

[Wild Thing ~T]

My DH, mother and father were onboard the Zaandam last September and they held the NOT so newlywed game (which I am sure you are all familiar with from past cruises) They picked 4 couples ranging from a couple married 4 months to a couple IMO their late 80's married over 70 years from Montana.

 

The older couple had a hard time hearing at first (so we thought) and it looked like this would not be that entertaining. We almost left, I am so glad we did not!

 

The CD asked the wives what condiment does you husband like the best? The elderly wife said " hot sauce". When the elderly husband was back on stage and asked the same question (he is in good physical shape for his age and wearing cowboy boots) JUMPED about 2 feet in the air klicked his heels together and yelled TORJANS!!!!!:eek:

 

The elderly wife just looked discussed and rolled her eyes, it was PRICELESS!! The CD was laughing (along with the entire audience in the theater) so hard, he had to have another CD staff person take over.

 

My mom and dad were celebrating their 50th anniversary on this cruise and we were not sitting with them in the theater at the time. We were not sure they saw it. As so as they returned to their cabin my dad called our cabin and yelled TROJANS!!:D

 

That was the theme for the rest of the cruise! If you yelled out TROJANS you would get laughs anywhere on the ship!

 

AAHHHH! To be married 70+ years!!;)

[clooz4u]

Do yuo think angelrmt has a vision problem? :eek:

LMAO!!!:D :D :D