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My son, it is good that you are providing so much info and photos for all of these fine people who have been following along.

However, I do detect the ugly spectre of "Gluttony" raising it's head. Therefore, I suggest you cut back on the porkchops, and increase your intake of rum. Otherwise, you have done a fine job.

Just remember, in the morning while getting dressed : yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Wishing everyone reading this review smooth sailing and  well shaken drinks.

K&N

Am I a wonderful dude too  💤.

K

🐔 🐈

I see you still won't eat anything with feathers, or that was a pet.

By the way, Zacapa 23, and El Dorado 21yr. old, are FREE here for my guests.

K&N

It's "Buffoon" you baboon. Have a great time , mi amigo.

For those of you who do not personally KNOW Z and TB, that photo of the ginormous luggage pile, was NOT photo shopped. I can attest to that.

The  Z  man with my wife, on Brilliance OTS, doing what he does best. Hide your liquor and your pets.

K&N

On 6/29/2019 at 2:05 AM, Zqueeze1 said:

Yep. He is awesome. 

I tend to share most of what I write with her. But, if she finds out that I posted that pic, I would end up next to Bill sleeping with the fishes. Recommend you save it for future blackmail material. 

Z and TB

Already saved. We can discuss terms when you get back. Noemi says hi .

K

6 hours ago, RachelG said:

Identical twins!

Two questions : What are you smoking ? Can I get some ? Z wouldn"t even know how to put those clothes on.🤣

Let"s just say, I have photographic proof to the contrary. But hey, we are all enjoying his report, so I'll leave him be. For now.

K

😀

Glad to see you are having a great time, mi amigo.

For everyone following this blog, the first time we visited Z at his homestead, he handed out protective head gear just in case TB bumped into you while on her broom ( and if she reads this I may never be invited back  😝 ).

Great news Uncle Z : Eldorado rums have now released a 25 yr. old beauty. And yes , I will bring some next visit.

Your barstool buddy,

K

Z has never missed the 1400 hrs wine and alcohol tasting, whether he is on the ship or not.

🍤🍤   By the way Bubba, regarding your lobster photo, where I come from we call em shrimp. 🍤🍤

Enjoy your day. Newcastle Brown is a fine beverage, try some. Have you heard Guinness"s new motto ?  " GUINNESS -  MORE THAN JUST A BREAKFAST BEER. "

K

8 hours ago, UUNetBill said:

I don't know why but I was suddenly thinking about when the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo was advertising the new exhibit of Naked Mole Rats years ago...must just be coincidence...

 

Live & learn : Roberto was not circumcised at all.......rather, he had two teeth pulled.😝😝

K

2 hours ago, Eno-Bob said:

 

Zqueeze1 – I am very impressed – and my DW thinks I’m obsessive-compulsive!  After 25 years active duty and another 20 as DoD Contractor I thought I could put together a good OPlan – not by half.  Guess I spent too many of my last years writing requirements documents.  With your kind permission I would like to copy your wonderful OPlan.  If I may ask, what do you cover under the Plan of Attack?

 

Bars and buffets only.

K

10 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Mom Cheri ami, c’est mon plaisir

It’s a true story and to make it worse an older couple just happened to walk right in front of my door and caught me at my best. 

Z and TB

Indeed, the senior lady in question said to her husband " look, it"s a gerbil. "

K

She looks just like you, with that beer stein attached to her lip.

I can vouch for the "no" pajamas. Our esteemed friend Le Grande Z, had an accidental mishap one night when he crawled out of bed to answer nature"s call in his BirthDay suit,  and bumped the automatic door opener revealing Mr.Dinky in all his glory to anyone passing in the hallway ( aboard Brilliance OTS ). What kind of cabin has an auto opener you ask ? Why a handicapped cabin of course....just a co-incidence : I think not.

By the way, Z hides his rum in his sock & underwear drawer😝🍸

K

Once again, bon voyage you big rump roast.

K

On 3/13/2019 at 8:32 PM, Zqueeze1 said:

I got a pair issued to me by Uncle Sam when I was in the military. But, as you can see, they were too tight. 

Z and TB

Funny, I've seen your eyes look just like that many, many times, you big rum pig.

K

22 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

 

This video is of the last time I saw Ken in Santorini after drinking some grappa. 

Z and TB

What happened to my shoes ????

K

🐵🐵🐵

............and this tale is finished. Good night Sweet Prince.

🏒  K  🏒

2 hours ago, vegasdriven said:

Hahaha! Your wife must feel like she is the luckiest girl in the world😉😄

Wish we could come on your next cruise with you!

You really don't know his wife.

🏒K🏒

37 minutes ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Putz. 

It"s Mr. Putz to you, baboon.

K🏒🏒

PASS THE TISSUES PLEASE !!

k🏒🏒

13 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Name your price, bubba.  

Z

Oh, what the heck. For you amigo, no charge. Mr Dinky shall remain hidden.

By the way - I still have your Medallion   🤜🤛

K 🏒

22 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Hah!! Can’t believe I actually miss yous!!!

Noemi told me to be nice to you. She misses you & TB and said if we were not going to Asia in January, it would be great to go to Florida again. Next time I come I might stay for a few months. 

That rum situation is a catastrophe - not very Regentish. A mile up the road from me is a store that has at least 25 sipping rums ( up to 25 yrs old ) and about 50+ other rums. Nirvana.

Not sure what your cruise would have been like if we had come with you, but I do know this : it would not have been dull.

K

22 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Ohhh you don’t want that!!!  There is only one pic of me online that I know of and that’s on indeed.com. I sort of like to stay anonymous. 

Z and TB

🤪🤪  Would you like me to post your " MR. DINKY " picture here ? Or perhaps we could discuss a payment from you to me that would make sure it remains where it is ?  Hope you get some better weather.

K

7 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

You guys are so right about the weather making things a little depressing. Our tour today was a rain soaked adventure by the sea. We almost feel as if it was not worth coming onboard. When I get this way, I find myself having a long conversation with one of my onboard friends, Hendricks:

 

I have seen your friend Hendricks before : in your wedding party, no ?

Forget the hot flashes you old grump, the problem is, your underwear is too tight.🐖🐖🐖

K

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16 hours ago, Zqueeze1 said:

Rachel:  good to hear from you.  In this case, I was reaching out to one of the great American story tellers who helped me learn English as a kid in PR, the incredibly gifted elocutionist and humorist Bugs Bunny who would say “maroon” instead of “moron.”  

Z and TB

You are indeed a "moron", you Baboon. Seems to me , I had to return some lost passports to you once upon a time, but we won't talk about that now.

K

Thank you.