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  1. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, β€œI cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week”. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a β€˜thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, β€œI cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, β€œI cannot accept money from. you. I'm doing community service this week”. The Member of Congresswas very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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    WC26

    Hi Jim, thanks. Haven't heard from you for quite awhile. Missed your comments.
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    I don't think I'll live that long!
  4. Anybody spot a comment by Mr Silver? I haven’t seen anything lately.
  5. If you are first in line when dinning opens, you can get any table you want without greasing palms.πŸ˜‰
  6. Did you check out the mirrors in the opera house. How close you finger against the mirror appears?
  7. Marouane Zegnani. I don't think he is the same. He came over from a german ship. He is recently married to a Filipino and wasn't sure where they would live.
  8. that sounds like a more than a day thing. I have heard that Tunisia has the best Roman ruins in N Africa. Our waiter on the last 2 cruises is from there. (on SS)
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