cruisemainiac Posted August 27, 2012 #1 Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) 1] Talking back to the Captain. 2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward. 3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner. 4] Taking flash pictures in the theater. 4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world". Feel free to add to the list.;) Edited August 27, 2012 by cruisemainiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dphockey13 Posted August 27, 2012 #2 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Upsetting cruise members who forgot what it was like to be young and fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meltingmoments Posted August 27, 2012 #3 Share Posted August 27, 2012 1] Talking back to the Captain.2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward. 3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner. 4] Taking flash pictures in the theater. 4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world". Feel free to add to the list.;) Haha....that made me smile!! :) My change to your number 4 would be ... standing on the bow and singing * Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveH2508 Posted August 27, 2012 #4 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Sitting on a sun lounger with towels over another 6 loungers; smoking in the wrong place; drinking out of a rum-runner; wearing speedos and snapping your fingers at the waiters. Have I forgotten anything? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpk218 Posted August 27, 2012 #5 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Playing with that funny little lever over by the Anchor :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFV Posted August 27, 2012 #6 Share Posted August 27, 2012 That song is now running through my head over and over! Make it stop......:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meltingmoments Posted August 27, 2012 #7 Share Posted August 27, 2012 That song is now running through my head over and over! Make it stop......:eek: Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're one Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Sorry.......couldn't resist!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCurler Posted August 27, 2012 #8 Share Posted August 27, 2012 repeatedly asking to see the poop deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodlesoup Posted August 27, 2012 #9 Share Posted August 27, 2012 OMG! Speedos!!!!! What's that all about?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starshine74 Posted August 27, 2012 #10 Share Posted August 27, 2012 taking peoples children back to them and saying did you lose something? leaving doritos as a tip ! using your safe as a microwave (totally happened!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodlesoup Posted August 27, 2012 #11 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hahaha! I Know! Doing a bomb in the pool at H2O! Someone did that when we were in there, we laughed- Then noticed all the dirty looks !!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Line Posted August 27, 2012 #12 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Feel free to add to the list.;) Taking a picture of your picture in the photo gallery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveH2508 Posted August 27, 2012 #13 Share Posted August 27, 2012 OMG! Speedos!!!!! What's that all about?:D Any repeat cruiser over about 40 years of age does NOT want to wearing speedos/skimpy bikinis!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisemainiac Posted August 28, 2012 Author #14 Share Posted August 28, 2012 1] Talking back to the Captain.2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward. 3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner. 4] Taking flash pictures in the theater. 4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world". Feel free to add to the list.;) 5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties". 6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet. 7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel. 8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wroughtironron Posted August 28, 2012 #15 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Shouting "House" in the Bingo when you haven't bought any tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
searoses Posted August 28, 2012 #16 Share Posted August 28, 2012 if ncl doesn't want you drinking out of rumrunners why are they selling them on board with the ncl LOGO for heaven's sake!!!! found these on the dawn last month....laughed my u know what off....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisemainiac Posted August 30, 2012 Author #17 Share Posted August 30, 2012 1] Talking back to the Captain.2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward. 3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner. 4] Taking flash pictures in the theater. 4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world". Feel free to add to the list.;) 5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties". 6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet. 7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel. 8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull. 9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course. 10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?" 11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?" 12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikini Posted August 30, 2012 #18 Share Posted August 30, 2012 repeatedly asking to see the poop deck. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsak123 Posted August 30, 2012 #19 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I see nothing wrong with speedos. Americans are too self conscious about their bodies. All bodies are beautiful and I think Europeans have the right mentality when it comes to that. So I say Speedos Rock!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalgirl Posted August 30, 2012 #20 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I see nothing wrong with speedos. Americans are too self conscious about their bodies.All bodies are beautiful and I think Europeans have the right mentality when it comes to that. So I say Speedos Rock!!!!! Seeing a really overweight and out of shape hairy European in a speedo and throwing your frozen strawberry margarita into his....um...speedo:p Seeing a really super hot, young European god and trying to get into his...um...speedo:o Note to self - cut down on the margaritas:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisemainiac Posted August 31, 2012 Author #21 Share Posted August 31, 2012 1] Talking back to the Captain.2] Being in the hall after midnight with out a note from your steward. 3] Trying to get dessert without finishing your dinner. 4] Taking flash pictures in the theater. 4] Standing on the bow and yelling "I'm the King of the world". Feel free to add to the list.;) 5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties". 6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet. 7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel. 8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull. 9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course. 10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?" 11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?" 12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest. 13] Repeatadly calling the front desk and asking if they have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can. 14] Inspired by the crew members dancing by the gangway while passengers are coming back to the ship, you and your buddies try to teach them the dance from the old Nair commercial; Who has short shorts? 15] You challange the chef at Teppanyaki to reenact a sword fight scene from Kill Bill. 16] Letting your daughter go door to door selling Girl Scout cookies. __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welove2cruise* Posted August 31, 2012 #22 Share Posted August 31, 2012 We cruise next week on the POA. First Hawaii trip! This thread is making my night. :) Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMH15 Posted August 31, 2012 #23 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Funny ones. How about wearing a diaper OR depends in the pool??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlynn0366 Posted September 1, 2012 #24 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Seeing a really overweight and out of shape hairy European in a speedo and throwing your frozen strawberry margarita into his....um...speedo:p Seeing a really super hot, young European god and trying to get into his...um...speedo:o Note to self - cut down on the margaritas:D I'm laughing :p A doctor I work with says she hates when she goes back home to Europe & her Grandpa hits the beach with his speedo :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser1955a Posted September 1, 2012 #25 Share Posted September 1, 2012 5] Dressing like a crew member so you can sneak into their "cool crew parties".6] Trying to slip $10 to the "washy, washy, happy, happy" girl to get you "a nice table with a view", in the buffet. 7] Insisting your steward makes a whole jungle full of towel animals in your room so your kid can play Wild Kingdom and use the sling shot he got in Cozumel. 8] After saying "I saw this on TV once", standing on the stern with a french fry sticking out of you mouth trying to feed a sea gull. 9] You show up at the buffet with a cooler and offer to take any of the old ice cream off their hands... for a price of course. 10] Trying to slip the Captain $100, to "just take the old girl around the block a couple of times. By the way Cap, is this have a hemie?" 11] Standing around on the private island saying to the girls walking by, " Hi my name's Gilligan, want to see my Tiki Hut?" 12] You bring a bunch of bowling balls up to the pool deck to try to give your kids team an advantage in the underwater breath holding contest. 13] Repeatadly calling the front desk and asking if they have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can. 14] Inspired by the crew members dancing by the gangway while passengers are coming back to the ship, you and your buddies try to teach them the dance from the old Nair commercial; Who has short shorts? 15] You challange the chef at Teppanyaki to reenact a sword fight scene from Kill Bill. 16] Letting your daughter go door to door selling Girl Scout cookies. __________________ #16 takes the top prize....... It's also a GREAT idea ! You might even be able to pay for your cruise if you knock on the right doors, at the right time. Midnight, after the buffet has been closed for a while. Especially those cabin doors where you smell that funny smoke spilling out into the corridor. Unless , of course, those peple have already been escorted to the naughty room :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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