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The Snails are Back..The Snails are back!!!!


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A snail was beat up by a gang of slugs. When the police questioned him they asked for a description. 'I don't know what they looked like, it all happened so fast.'

 

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I heard about a trucker at a loading dock who squished a slug under his foot.

Kid at the dock hollered "Ick! Why'd ya do THAT!?"

Trucker said, " 'Cause he's been followin' me for the last two days and I got tired of it!"

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We have snails at the house a few times a year, cans of them are pretty reasonable. I joked with the wife last week when we had them. No cruise for 2013, and maybe 2014 as well ( depends on car repair bill). But atleast I'll keep her in escargot.

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Escargot is one of my all-time favorite "cruise foods". Looking forward to a couple of orders! On our RC cruise last summer, we had the new menus which featured Escargot on the daily menu. I almost OD'd on butter and garlic!

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