SmoothFlying Posted February 17, 2013 #26 Share Posted February 17, 2013 :p You are standing in line to board your favorite cruise ship when you notice the couple in front of you naively has a bottle of premium vodka sticking out of their carry-on luggage. Do you: a - Flag down the first available security guard to point out the transgression and volunteer for the stoneing squad ( I mean shooting at dawn is obviously too good for these rule breakers)? b - Stay quiet and hope that the disturbance allows you and your wife to quietly sneak your bondage handcuffs and whip on board? c - Show them the tonic and lemons you bought for just this opportunity and ask them to adjourn to a less busy part of the embarkation area to enjoy a quiet happy hour? Innocently ask them their room number and IF they wanna 'P-A-R-TEEE' (IF they can git that liquor aboard!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand isle joe Posted February 17, 2013 #27 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Such a funny guy...:rolleyes: ...Thank you folks.....I'll be here all week.....try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress........;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshhawk Posted February 17, 2013 #28 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I wouldnt say a thing, but when they got caught I would laugh my butt off. I'm going on a cruise, I've got my own stuff to hide-fan, sound system, electric pug etc.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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