kevinsgirl88 Posted June 4, 2013 #26 Share Posted June 4, 2013 ~OK, let's see who has been paying attention~ You see, this is basically what happened... In the wee hours of the morning, a group of men descended upon the hot tubs with several bottles of champaign only to find the man battering his corn dog with the lady WITHOUT a reservation (appearantly RCCL allows you to book these kinds of activities, but you need to be D+). The couple was just finishing up and the woman was lighting up a cigarette :eek: The gentleman gave chase and she threw her cigarette over the side where it landed on the aft balcony of an emerald cruiser, who complained about it to the GS, who immediately called security. Security gave chase and caught the couple, and then they discovered the real crimes - identity theft. The couple was posing as D+ when they were really Carnival faithful cruisers looking to sabotage RCCL. First, they were booked into a non-suite but were wearing suite issued robes :eek: Second, they discovered a magnet in the woman's robe pocket (she was systematically demagnetizing sea passes). Third, the man had a list of ridiculous questions to ask the captain in an effort to delay the ship at each port. But, their worst crime... They smuggled liquor aboard via rum runners, and were giving it away to passengers...:eek: Lmbo that is awesome :D Sent from my MB886 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjldvlks Posted June 4, 2013 #27 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Am I the only one who doesn't know which thread is being cross-referenced? :confused::confused: No, I was wondering the same thing. Is there a joke we are missing?? :eek: There was a thread in the last couple of days where the OP was complaining about -- among other things -- the Guest Services staff didn't know the outside temperature when he/she called and asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poncho1973 Posted June 4, 2013 #28 Share Posted June 4, 2013 that makes it officially a running gag.... ;) I have really been trying to keep that mystery present on the stateroom floor gag running... but apparently it was too gross for most folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spookwife Posted June 4, 2013 #29 Share Posted June 4, 2013 There was a thread in the last couple of days where the OP was complaining about -- among other things -- the Guest Services staff didn't know the outside temperature when he/she called and asked. actually it was three or 4 separate threads, all complaints, although I think the one about GS not knowing what the outside Temp was tops all past present and future nominees for the "dumbest complaint EVAR" Award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSLeesburg Posted June 4, 2013 #30 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Am I the only one who doesn't know which thread is being cross-referenced? :confused::confused: Sorry, I think I cross-referenced about 4 or 5 threads in my post. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSLeesburg Posted June 4, 2013 #31 Share Posted June 4, 2013 actually it was three or 4 separate threads, all complaints, although I think the one about GS not knowing what the outside Temp was tops all past present and future nominees for the "dumbest complaint EVAR" Award. Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onessa Posted June 4, 2013 #32 Share Posted June 4, 2013 ~OK, let's see who has been paying attention~ You see, this is basically what happened... In the wee hours of the morning, a group of men descended upon the hot tubs with several bottles of champaign only to find the man battering his corn dog with the lady WITHOUT a reservation (appearantly RCCL allows you to book these kinds of activities, but you need to be D+). The couple was just finishing up and the woman was lighting up a cigarette :eek: The gentleman gave chase and she threw her cigarette over the side where it landed on the aft balcony of an emerald cruiser, who complained about it to the GS, who immediately called security. Security gave chase and caught the couple, and then they discovered the real crimes - identity theft. The couple was posing as D+ when they were really Carnival faithful cruisers looking to sabotage RCCL. First, they were booked into a non-suite but were wearing suite issued robes :eek: Second, they discovered a magnet in the woman's robe pocket (she was systematically demagnetizing sea passes). Third, the man had a list of ridiculous questions to ask the captain in an effort to delay the ship at each port. But, their worst crime... They smuggled liquor aboard via rum runners, and were giving it away to passengers...:eek: You did not mention that the woman in question attempted to wear "dressy" flipflops (several rhinestones on each) to the MDR on formal night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSLeesburg Posted June 4, 2013 #33 Share Posted June 4, 2013 You did not mention that the woman in question attempted to wear "dressy" flipflops (several rhinestones on each) to the MDR on formal night. I completely missed that thread... ~hangs head in shame~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poncho1973 Posted June 4, 2013 #34 Share Posted June 4, 2013 What about the family that wears their pajamas to the MDR on the last night? I get serious PofW vibes there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleckle Posted June 4, 2013 #35 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Just got off the 3 day Majesty of the Seas. When we boarded on Friday, we were hanging out by the pool and saw 2 police officers walking around. They looked liked they were "looking" for someone. We did not give it a second thought. This morning as we were coming down from breakfast back to our room on deck 9, we saw a few Miamia police and they had a person up against the wall in handcuffs. As we walked off the ship we saw the police taking the person away. Have no idea what he did. That was my brother-in-law.Serves him right for wearing jeans on formal night and trying to spoil the ambiance for the rest of us. I tried to warn him, but he never pays any attention to what I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grand isle joe Posted June 4, 2013 #36 Share Posted June 4, 2013 That was my brother-in-law.Serves him right for wearing jeans on formal night and trying to spoil the ambiance for the rest of us. I tried to warn him, but he never pays any attention to what I say. ...he could have worn "dressy" jeans at least......:rolleyes::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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