OlsSalt Posted July 29, 2013 #1 Share Posted July 29, 2013 On the SS Clairvoyance? Posted April 1 ....as a joke Seattle, Wash., April 1, 2011 — Holland America Line, in order to promote passenger safety, will no longer allow guests to bring their own wine aboard. Much drunkeness, which imperils other passengers has been observed. All luggage will be inspected at embarkation and any alcohol discovered will be confiscated and destroyed. In order to better differeniate ourselves from other cruiselines, smoking will be allowed everywhere. There are many non-smoking competitors these days and we believe that positioning ourselves as the "smokers' choice" will be a huge revenue enhancer. Complimentary cigarettes will be available from your steward upon request. In response to many surveys, our dresscode will be abolished. "Casual" will be the acceptable, and even encouraged, code of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVgirl Posted July 30, 2013 #2 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakepatrol Posted July 30, 2013 #3 Share Posted July 30, 2013 19 people jumped from ledges that day and 9 from bridges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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