All I wanted was a bathtub

[balf]

A wind up? Yes I think certainly, though sometimes it's hard to tell at first sight. Apologies to the "prune juice" OP. I did have doubts there.

 

David.

[durante]

Yes, sometimes it is really hard to tell the genuine queries from the wind ups, you do see some really odd queries such as the one here. Anyway, their query was patiently dealt with by several helpful people...

I too first wondered about the prune juice question at first, but having seen first hand what many people eat on cruise ships, that seemed genuine, although I am sure being educated to eating a common sense diet with plenty of roughage and less sugar would be of more long term health benefit than insisting on a not always available drink.

I also wondered if the query about wearing shorts on a transatlantic cruise was a wind up, so apologies and no offence intended to anyone who thought otherwise, it's probably just my cultural background where with a few exceptions, we mainly don't like them on anyone who isn't playing sport and/or isnt a child.