TxTeach79's LIVE Venezia Summer 10 Day from NYC 5/27

[IntrepidFromDC]

1 hour ago, TxTeach79 said:

Oh buzz off, fake Jeff Corwin. #cutbacks

 

I've only watched this guy a couple times and I agree!  Steve Irwin's son, Robert Irwin, is also better than this guy.  Did you see Robert with Kevin Hart on Jimmy Kimmel?

 

 

[TxTeach79]

The peer pressure is relentless. No deal again. 
 

[Roscoe13]

2 hours ago, IntrepidFromDC said:

 

My experience is it depends on your relationship with staff, I have good success (~50%?)with a server or two each cruise who become my favorites - I tip $2/drink at the table games, $3-$5/drink last night depending on how I did.

 

Some are even proactive, they'll bring you a drink without you asking, no slip to sign and say something like "you're at 14 drinks".

That's a lot of work for >15...

I'm lazy, I made friends with @MeganGC1983 and hang out where she is and boom!  It's like sitting at the cool kids table without the requirement of actually being a cool kid! 

To be honest, I don't think I have ever gone over 17...

[TxTeach79]

1 minute ago, IntrepidFromDC said:

I've only watched this guy a couple times and I agree!  Steve Irwin's son, Robert Irwin, is also better than this guy.  Did you see Robert with Kevin Hart on Jimmy Kimmel?

 

 

no, I haven’t seen that! I love the Irwins. I just miss my Jeff Corwin comfort show in carnival (and Princess) cabins

[TxTeach79]

1 minute ago, Roscoe13 said:

That's a lot of work for >15...

I'm lazy, I made friends with @MeganGC1983 and hang out where she is and boom!  It's like sitting at the cool kids table without the requirement of actually being a cool kid! 

To be honest, I don't think I have ever gone over 17...

If you count the five #tedmosas at the Diamond Lunch yesterday, I popped a nice Andrew Jackson yesterday. Feels good. 

[TxTeach79]

What if the giant towel animal is the banker? Have you ever thought about it?

[Retired-N-Happy]

3 hours ago, IntrepidFromDC said:

 

"I'll be sure to thank you with special droppings."

Now I know where that special white sauce back in NYC comes from.

[spencercoop]

1 hour ago, TxTeach79 said:

Funny you should ask - I didn’t snap a picture of the benches specifically because they did not have the name imprinted on them, they were just plain. 

 

Interesting that they're blank on the Venezia.  On the Firenze they had the name imprinted on them.

[TxTeach79]

I’d have been outta here with my $119 by now, so what do I know? (He turned this down too)

 

[Roscoe13]

2 minutes ago, TxTeach79 said:

If you count the five #tedmosas at the Diamond Lunch yesterday, I popped a nice Andrew Jackson yesterday. Feels good. 

For those about to rock, we salute you 👏 

[TxTeach79]

He took this one. 
 

[Retired-N-Happy]

2 hours ago, TxTeach79 said:

Balcony cleaning done at 1:15p. Partitions back. 

Sniff, sniff. 😥 No more bowling.

[TxTeach79]

His case had the $300. Here’s the final audience board. 
 

[MeganGC1983]

44 minutes ago, Retired-N-Happy said:

What would happen if your cabin was occupied by Megan?

I’m not even sure what this means, but no one gets a free lunch around here. 

[MeganGC1983]

17 minutes ago, Roscoe13 said:

That's a lot of work for >15...

I'm lazy, I made friends with @MeganGC1983 and hang out where she is and boom!  It's like sitting at the cool kids table without the requirement of actually being a cool kid! 

To be honest, I don't think I have ever gone over 17...

And that one time we got vodka soaked fruit! 

[dmet0225]

16 minutes ago, TxTeach79 said:

What if the giant towel animal is the banker? Have you ever thought about it?

Only you would think of that possibility.

[TxTeach79]

Checked out after game one to catch Jason Love’s set in Punchliner/Limelight…. Caught about 20 minutes of just riffing off what audience members were wearing and where they’re from and snuck out. Not my thing. But it’s hard doing five shows in two days, can’t judge based on a clip 

 

 

[TxTeach79]

Tonight, we let the Josh talk

 

[Roscoe13]

2 minutes ago, MeganGC1983 said:

And that one time we got vodka soaked fruit! 

Oh yeah!  That's gotta count for 2 drinks! 

We are coming for your 20 Paul!

[TxTeach79]

Mango Rum Punch, Judy, 🇱🇨, Gondola Bar

 

[MeganGC1983]

Just now, TxTeach79 said:

Tonight, we let the Josh talk

 

That guy was either really cocky or really lazy when he got into the wine business. 

[TxTeach79]

Just now, Roscoe13 said:

Oh yeah!  That's gotta count for 2 drinks! 

We are coming for your 20 Paul!

Hold everything. I forgot about my four XX preorder tall boys. 
 

[TxTeach79]

1 minute ago, MeganGC1983 said:

That guy was either really cocky or really lazy when he got into the wine business. 

coulda been worse. “Darling, let’s let the Pingus breathe.”

 

[dmet0225]

2 minutes ago, TxTeach79 said:

Hold everything. I forgot about my four XX preorder tall boys. 
 

I already have a couple of orders of 4-packs of beer for my stateroom.  Then again, I can't have the Cheers package, as I'm the only person in our room who will have adult beverages.

[Retired-N-Happy]

10 minutes ago, MeganGC1983 said:

I’m not even sure what this means, but no one gets a free lunch around here. 

It wasn't a free lunch, it was whether there would be a free show with the curtains open and the balconies being cleaned today.  Paul decided not to put on a show.

After consuming 15 with Cheers plus an additional 5 at the Diamond lunch, Paul was a beast yesterday and forgot his liquid IV today.