Legal age to drink Alcohol?

[GoinCruisin]

None...but what about Filping?

 

Fornicating in the lido pool seemed to be the consensus yesterday.

 

Derrick, how come you came back...I thought everyone was too mean to you yesterday...are you going to apologize for the names that you called everyone?

 

Wait, according to Derrick, I was the one Filping... and apparently, I was really enjoying it :eek: :D Shall we filp again today???? :D

[rwilymz]

Shall we filp again today?

 

Not in mixed company.

 

 

 

 

Get all the mixed people out, and have at it.

[rwilymz]

wait, that'd be me.

 

 

 

 

okay, i'm gone.

[Caribbean Dad1]

Thongs on the Lido deck.

 

Not sure how good of an idea that would be...it could have its plusses and minuses...

 

Jennifer Garner/Heidi Klum body types...the men end up with funny tans. Backs scorched, fronts white as a sheet. The infirmary sees an increase in sore necks and eye strains. As compared to a Kirsty Ally (pre Jenny Craig) body type which could cause a considerable shortening of the buffet lines. Might cause others to get excessively drank. So tough call. Not sure what to think.

[big_duck]

L what shall be debat about today?

 

How about the relative merits of the silent e at the end of a word?

 

 

 

Sorry couldn't resist.

[GoinCruisin]

How about the relative merits of the silent e at the end of a word?

 

 

 

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

LMAO< I was thinking it could be babout boing on a cruise :D

[rwilymz]

Jennifer Garner/Heidi Klum body types...the men end up with funny tans...

 

On a related topic, some scientists [i'd like to have their research grant] in Britain have come up with a mathematical formula for determining the best, um, bum.

 

(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).

 

First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist.

 

Finally, do the math.

 

 

 

I relate this only to inform the reader...

[coolestwife]

LMAO< I was thinking it could be babout boing on a cruise :D

 

did you mean boinging on a cruise???:eek:

[Caribbean Dad1]

did you mean boinging on a cruise???:eek:

 

Careful.......or you'll make her "spit" again. ;) :D

[coolestwife]

Careful.......or you'll make her "spit" again. ;) :D

 

oops...sorry!!!

I thought only one-eyed snakes did that?:confused: