I'm going on holiday

[bdaguy]

Leaving on Tuesday on a court-ordered holiday for three weeks. The magistrate warned me that he "don't wanna hear me breathe" so I figure now would be a good time to give the courts time to forget just how upset they are with my antics.

Here's my list of must dos while on furlough

 

1 Find out what's so bad about Cleveland.

2 Locate Hillary's pant suit factory

3 Investigate the nutritional benefits of chitlins and grits

4 Buy one gallon of gas costing less than $6

5 Infiltrate pant suit factory and substitute pant suit sewing patterns with mini skirt and halter top patterns

6 Go to NY governor's mansion with my wife and leave with the same woman

7 Go back to pant suit factory and give em back their pant suit patterns

8 Make the world a better place by making everyone Bermudian

9 Buy a drink for everyone in the lower 9th

10 Who needs blue pills when there's Black Rum?

[serenacatherine]

haha ur too funny!

[musicgirl63]

Are you really going to Cleveland? I'm guessing Cleveland, Ohio. Which is the area where I am from. Well, I didn't live in Cleveland, but rather just of East of it.

 

I loved your list!!!

[Got2Cruise]

:D Loved your list. My favorite is #10. Because I have confirmed that.:p

 

 

Seriously, many of the locals told us that they come to the States for their shopping. One cab driver told us how he chose one particular hotel in lower Manhattan because besides sight-seeing, he is going to do major shopping in New Jersey, and all he would need to do is take a cab through the Holland Tunnel to get there. :)

[Carnac767]

Have fun. My wife and I used to get strange reactions when we left Bermuda to go on holiday, usually of the "you left Bermuda to come here?" type. The rest of the world doesn't want to believe that Bermuda residents actually travel, too.