rorito Posted April 3, 2004 #1 Share Posted April 3, 2004 After planning a cruise on the Mariner for a year the time finally arrived. Then our flight was cancelled and we just made the launch. Our luggage didn't make it with us. Then since we were so late, our suite was sold as an upgrade so we got the last inside cabin on a low deck. Lost my wallet and sea pass in Nassau and almost couldn't get back on the ship. Next day I was so angry I got in a fight with a chair hog and was warned by the captain. My wife got sick eating at Johnny Rockets after we paid the surcharge. At St. Thomas our stateroom was raided by the DEA but all they found was candles. The teens on the ship thought it would be funny to stop the elevator and we got stuck between floors for several hours. The whole time I really needed to use the restroom since I had just eaten ranch steak. We bought a bottle of rum in St. Martin but it got confiscated by security. So we decided to go play bingo the last day. We bingo'd on the last game which had a $15,000 pot but the game card had expired so we were disqualified. I went back to our room and went to sleep only to find an old condom under the sheets. Then I woke up realizing it's only 2 more months until our cruise and I am reading way too much Cruise Critic boards!!!!! MARINER of the SEAS [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00ffff&cdt=2004;5;30;18;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyron Posted April 3, 2004 #2 Share Posted April 3, 2004 LOL... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img] Til We Party on the Navigator Of The Seas...AGAIN! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;05;01;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family of 14 Posted April 3, 2004 #3 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You had me going there for a while! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=1913020557&r=1913020557#1913020557"]Are you sailing on the Mariner 7/18/04?...Click here! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img][/url] [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=4933032747&r=9113028567#9113028567"]or HERE! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img][/url] Disney Wonder 3/2000 ~ Disney Magic 9/2000 ~ RCI Vision 2/2001 ~ Carnival Victory 12/2001 ~ Celebrity Millennium 3/2003 ~ RCI Adventure OTS 9/2003 ~ RCI Mariner OTS 7/18/2004 ~ RCI Serenade OTS 9/26/2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie_WA Posted April 3, 2004 #4 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You definetly had me going!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] So glad it was only a DREAM!!! Ollie [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;5;23;16;00;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] till we start celebrating our 20th Anniversary on the The Explorer of the Seas~~~~5/04 NCL Dawn~~~6/03 Star Cruises~~~Singapore 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisinfanatic Posted April 3, 2004 #5 Share Posted April 3, 2004 you're late for April Fools [I][B] Tropical 9/91 Ecstasy 9/93 Monarch 9/95 Sensation 9/96 Grandeur 9/97 Inspiration 9/98 Enchantment 9/99 Grandeur 9/00 Explorer 3/01 Grand 9/01.........[url="http://cruisereview.homestead.com/GrandPrincessReview.html"]Review!![/url] Victory 9/02........[url="http://cruisereview.homestead.com/VictoryReview.html"]Review!![/url] Navigator 3/03....[url="http://cruisereview.homestead.com/CruiseReviews.html"]Review!![/url] Adventure 9/03....[url="http://cruisereview.homestead.com/AdventureReview.html"]Review!![/url] Voyager 9/04 [/I][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarlenna Posted April 3, 2004 #6 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You should have published that one a few days ago! Work like a dog. Live like a pauper. Save all your money. Then Cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevdeb Posted April 3, 2004 #7 Share Posted April 3, 2004 CUTE............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmjaffe Posted April 3, 2004 #8 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Thanks.... I needed that LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted April 3, 2004 #9 Share Posted April 3, 2004 hahaha! You got me too [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;6;26;17;1;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Navigator of the Seas 6/26/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y14 Posted April 3, 2004 #10 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Much funnier than the April Fool's joke posted. I had to go look at the date you posted to make sure it wasn't April 1. However, something told me this couldn't be true and read your last line. But I still think it was funny. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] Rhapsody [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=9400d3&cdt=2004;6;6;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0600[/img] Monarch of the Seas Disney Wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arosenbe Posted April 3, 2004 #11 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Very well done............LOL Al Rosenberg Adventure of the Seas 14 November 2004 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=FF0000&cdt=2004;11;14;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Radiance of the Seas 03/04 Navigator of the Seas 10/03 Carnival Pride 03/03 Norwegian Sun 10/02 Dawn Princess 03/02 Sensation 09/01 Carnival Destiny 03/01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavigatorBride Posted April 3, 2004 #12 Share Posted April 3, 2004 [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] ....sounds like you don't have much faith in RCI. Hope you have some good things to report in your review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjerryw Posted April 3, 2004 #13 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You forgot to mention how your iron burned a hole in your formal shirt...... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] <applet code="countdown.class" CODEBASE="http://*************/java-sys" width="203" height="25"> <param name="font" value="lcdb0"> <param name="year" value=2004> <param name="month" value=03> <param name="day" value=19> <param name="hour" value=17> </applet> Donuts, is there anything they can't do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
want2seaitall Posted April 3, 2004 #14 Share Posted April 3, 2004 OK...you got me...you actually had me feeling really bad until I caught on...right around the candles part. [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=e9967a&cdt=2004;4;19;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] until my Majesty of the Seas cruise! Carnival Inspiration - June 2003 RCCL Monarch of the Seas - July 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmjaffe Posted April 3, 2004 #15 Share Posted April 3, 2004 What... no brown water... oh yeah... that's water under the bridge... and old news. Carolyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie Posted April 3, 2004 #16 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Hilarious!!!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] My DH was wondering why I was sitting here reading with my mouth dropping open...till I started laughing out loud!!!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Sophie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumD Posted April 4, 2004 #17 Share Posted April 4, 2004 All that would probably happen to someone from Dripping Springs, Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvtotrav Posted April 4, 2004 #18 Share Posted April 4, 2004 If it were me, I would call RCI right now and demand a refund just for having the dream! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00bfff&cdt=2004;7;11;17;30;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] Looking forward to Alaska, Infinity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
academicdeluge Posted April 4, 2004 #19 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Loved it. Thanks. [B]<blink><font color=#33CCCC size=5>On my way to the Caribbean in May [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] </font></blink>[/B] [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=6293048067"]Talk with others on my cruise[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imosoreal Posted April 4, 2004 #20 Share Posted April 4, 2004 That was too funny! I bet you hope that's a dream that really won't come true. Til our Adventure of the Seas 10/03/04 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=9400d3&cdt=2004;10;03;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Triumph -- November 2003 Fantasy -- July 2001 Imagination -- Nov 2000 Fantasy -- Nov 1999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammallama Posted April 4, 2004 #21 Share Posted April 4, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Luvtotrav: If it were me, I would call RCI right now and demand a refund just for having the dream!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll bet he didn't buy insurance, either. LOL RORITO, OMG! That is so funny! You are too much! Thanks for the laugh. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Karen [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;6;6;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] to get me outta here! <MARQUEEdirection=leftwidth=33%>___/7___/7____ \:::::::::::::::::/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~</MARQUEE> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammallama Posted April 4, 2004 #22 Share Posted April 4, 2004 bump [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;6;6;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] to get me outta here! <MARQUEEdirection=leftwidth=33%>___/7___/7____ \:::::::::::::::::/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~</MARQUEE> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuilderMan Posted April 4, 2004 #23 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Very good! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Majesty of the Seas 06/01 Monarch of the Seas 06/02 Explorer of the Seas 05/03 Navigator of the Seas 06/05/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori0512 Posted April 5, 2004 #24 Share Posted April 5, 2004 rorito, Too funny!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I was feeling so sorry for you, and then the light bulb went on~~ [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Have a great cruise. Lori [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=008080&cdt=2004;10;31;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] Until our Oct 31st, 2004 Vision of the Seas Mexican Riveria Girl's Cruise!! Voyager of the Seas (Jan 2004) Sovereign of the Seas (Feb 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love2 travel Posted April 5, 2004 #25 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Hey, it sounds like my real life. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] Thanks for the laugh Majestic: Oct. '89 Rhapsody of the Seas: May '01 Golden Princess: Dec. '01 Until Navigator---May 15, 2004 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;5;15;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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