Dowser307 Posted April 28, 2004 #76 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Just fish from your balcony, dont worry about fee's and regulations. When you haul in the "big one" from 8 or 9 decks up, just gut it right there so no one knows. Call room service and order lots of ice to pack it. If your the catch and release kinna guy, im sure the fish wouldnt mind being thrown back into the ocean from a 50-100 ft.in the air.(depending what deck your stateroom is on) Go ahead its your vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefish Posted April 28, 2004 #77 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Back in 89 the guy boarding in front of us was caught trying to smuggle a 600 lb. Grouper onto the ship in his carry on so he could win the "Biggest Fish" pool. It would not have done him any good though because a guy in an aft cabin hooked a Humpback. (We ended up in Aruba instead of Jamaica before they could get the line cut). He did manage to smuggle 300 croakers in his underwear and ended up winning the "Most Fish Caught" pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefish Posted April 28, 2004 #78 Share Posted April 28, 2004 By the way, I would have blown the whistle on this cheater but you don't mess with a guy that can lug a 600 lb grouper around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted April 29, 2004 #79 Share Posted April 29, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by klingoncruiser: International fishing licence cost $260. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh my goodness, I cannot stop laughing [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;6;26;17;1;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Navigator of the Seas 6/26/04 <center> <a href="http://www.escati.com/counter98/free_time_codes.htm"> [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/logos/time98.gif[/img]</center> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefish Posted April 29, 2004 #80 Share Posted April 29, 2004 By the way the bait to use for whale fishing is a half of ton of plankton and a bunch of real tiny hooks. You don't have to hook each one though. Force the plankton to watch the movie Gigli and they will impale themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie Posted April 29, 2004 #81 Share Posted April 29, 2004 This is why I LOVE these boards! One of the funniest threads I've ever read on Cruise Critic!! Thanks everyone! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Sophie Counting down the days till we sail the Rhapsody! 12-5-04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRUZ-AHOLIC Posted April 29, 2004 #82 Share Posted April 29, 2004 <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dafish: You don't have to hook each one though. Force the plankton to watch the movie Gigli and they will impale themselves.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Too funny! Of course, if you don't want to be seen renting Gigli, you can put that duct tape to good use. Pour plankton over some duct tape strips, then lower in water. Of course,you will probably use all your duct tape and will therefore be out of luck for all those other times you need it during your cruise. Cindy Sovereign of the Seas-June 2002 Voyager of the Seas-April 2003-Read My Review Here [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=408097554&m=6323075917"]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=408097554&m=6323075917[/url] Mariner of the Seas-May 30, 2004! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=111111&cdt=2004;05;30;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Til we cruise on Mariner--woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck_dan Posted April 29, 2004 #83 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The one thing I hate about the balcony fishermen is: [B]THEY FISH ON LIFE BOAT TUBING DAY.[/B] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img] They need to get more considerate because life boat tubing is the most fun activity on the ship. So many people want to do it they now charge a $40 surcharge for it. Last time I went tubing off the big boat I ending out get a hook in my rump. After he reeled me into his balcony cabin, all he could say was that’s the biggest I have ever caught in my life. He apologized but didn’t do the courteous thing and give me a free drink at the bar.[img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Dan Proud father of future cruiser [url="http://www.geocities.com/danlu75023/"]Julianna Selene[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammallama Posted April 29, 2004 #84 Share Posted April 29, 2004 A hook in the rump, I HATE when that happens. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] Karen [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;6;6;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] to get me on the ADVENTURE OF THE SEA [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=9483049477"]Roll call AOS 6/06/04 click here[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iroyster Posted April 29, 2004 Author #85 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Well, wife has not found my addtion to her web site yet so added newest RCI excursion. I am of the understanding that you cannot get the on board fishing permit during the the hours of the skiing excursion.[url="http://georgiacandle.com/toppage1.htm"]Fishing and/or Skiing Package[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingoncruiser Posted April 29, 2004 #86 Share Posted April 29, 2004 If I bring my own lighbulbs, can I fish at night? Do I have to stay dressed on formal night to fish or can I just change into my swim suit and tank top? I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950) Next cruise- Serenade of the Sea to Alaska- July 25. Roll call started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUBIDUB2 Posted April 29, 2004 #87 Share Posted April 29, 2004 **** PRICE REDUCTION **** My TA just called, she says there has been a Price reduction on the International Fishing Licence mentioned earlier. Princess will give you a room credit of $100 if you've already paid in full. Also new updates... ** Roller Blading Track will be closed when fishing in progress. Apparently they use it to store and keep any Skates that are reeled in. ** The band will NOT be playing unless it's NOT a "Fishing at Sea Day". Apparently there is not enough Bass otherwise. They sound awful without Bass - apparently. ** If you get EEL - it's not to be confused with you getting the Norwalk virus. Some people do get EEL and then go to the Ships Doctor. ** And there is now a policy protecting the Piranah. You can now NOT THROW THEM OVERBOARD if you catch one. These sun bed hoggers are not good swimmers - just report them to the Deck attendants - LOL <applet codebase="http://*************/java-sys" height="25" width="203" code="countdown.class"> <PARAM NAME="font" VALUE="lcdb0"><PARAM NAME="month" VALUE="4"><PARAM NAME="hour" VALUE="17"><PARAM NAME="year" VALUE="2005"><PARAM NAME="day" VALUE="03"> </applet> RCCL - Mariner (April 3rd 2005) - [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=722105441&r=722105441#722105441"]Click here for April 3rd 2005 Mariner Roll Call[/url] [B]Princess - Golden (April 3rd 2004) RCCL - Navigator (June 2003) RCCL - Explorer (April 2002) RCCL - Voyager (June 2001) Carnival - Paradise (Dec/Jan 1999/2000 Millenium Cruise) Big Red Boat [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] (1997)[/B] [img]http://www.cyberbreezes.com/images/animated/7bdolph.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowser307 Posted April 29, 2004 #88 Share Posted April 29, 2004 If I catch a Piranah, can i use it to save a deck chair along with a towel and cheap sunglasses ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingoncruiser Posted April 29, 2004 #89 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Whoo Hoo! As a Diamond member I get 20 minuts of free fishing! I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950) Next cruise- Serenade of the Sea to Alaska- July 25. Roll call started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyemiller Posted April 29, 2004 #90 Share Posted April 29, 2004 This fishing must be "reel" popular - I have seen lots of people "chumming" over the sides yelling something like "woah - fish - whoa - whoops" or something like that. If you are thinking of being a "chummer", just eat a variety of colored foods. [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iroyster Posted April 29, 2004 Author #91 Share Posted April 29, 2004 the chumming post is cute and very original! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUBIDUB2 Posted April 29, 2004 #92 Share Posted April 29, 2004 I heard they had to stop the ship to recover the people who went over board. They picked up 5 Dancers, the cruise director and 2 singers. The captian mistakenly announced "cast over the side" and someone accomodated his request. (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erin_cruisers Posted April 30, 2004 #93 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Ba dum bum! dat was a gooooodie. dubidub2. Also, Dowser307, I do think your on to somthing there, with the deckchair saving idea. I think I will look for an inflatible piranha before my cruise. I'm sure they're available (somewhere)!I was going to pick up an inflatable doll (and throw cover) to use to save a chair but this would command more room AROUND the chair as well. Grandeur of the Seas 05-31-04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingoncruiser Posted April 30, 2004 #94 Share Posted April 30, 2004 How many cruise criticer does it take to scale a fish once caught? 1 to scale 2 to comment about techinque 5 to say how they did it last trip 1 to save a place for his wife and kids to watch 2 to say you should have checked the fish scaleing post first before trying it. 4 to sneak in booze to help with the scaleing 2 teenagers to run off with the scales to stick them on the door handles in the hall. 15 to comment about how much like a ranch steak the scales look. and someone to begin a thread on "Live scaleing from the ship". also included would be... 1 ship's photographer to take pictures for all that want to hold the fish 2 bar tenders to bring foo foo drinks for the growing crowd. I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950) Next cruise- Serenade of the Sea to Alaska- July 25. Roll call started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefish Posted April 30, 2004 #95 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Help! Can't find the fish scaling posts. Has this thread been removed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingoncruiser Posted April 30, 2004 #96 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Oh drat, it got poofed. Someone went to type bass and missed the b. I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950) Next cruise- Serenade of the Sea to Alaska- July 25. Roll call started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruising Fool Posted May 1, 2004 #97 Share Posted May 1, 2004 Hey, iroyster, are you going to post and let us know what happens after your wife sees her website? klingoncruiser: Whoohoo - that means that both my husband and I get 20 minutes each of free fishing also!! Marianne Royal Caribbean - 23; Carnival - 11; NCL - 9 Princess - 4; Costa - 2; Disney - 1; Celebrity - 1 Other now defunct lines - 18 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;10;8;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Until Our Jewel of the Seas Canada/NE Cruise [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;11;21;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Until Our Radiance Thanksgiving Cruise [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;12;24;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Until Our Brilliance Christmas Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcfaddensfarm Posted May 1, 2004 #98 Share Posted May 1, 2004 This post had me literally laughing out loud. My husband walked in the room and said, "What are you laughing about?" Then looked at the computer and said, "Oh, more cruise stuff..." and walked out. He doesn't share the passion with me.... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] Iroyster, I too am curious to see what your wife said about her web site. Heck, maybe it will give her web site lots of publicity and some new business! I've actually put this post on my notifications because I don't want to miss any of the great stories and comments. Keep them coming! Jane Purple Ribbon Cruise Critic in training Team Aubergine [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=006400&cdt=2004;10;3;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] until Mariner of the Seas 10/3/04 Radiance of the Seas 5/27/02 Carnival Fantasy 5/13/01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUBIDUB2 Posted May 1, 2004 #99 Share Posted May 1, 2004 ALl I know is, I'm hooked on this "cruise" line [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] <applet codebase="http://*************/java-sys" height="25" width="203" code="countdown.class"> <PARAM NAME="font" VALUE="lcdb0"><PARAM NAME="month" VALUE="4"><PARAM NAME="hour" VALUE="17"><PARAM NAME="year" VALUE="2005"><PARAM NAME="day" VALUE="03"> </applet> RCCL - Mariner (April 3rd 2005) - [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=722105441&r=722105441#722105441"]Click here for April 3rd 2005 Mariner Roll Call[/url] [B]Princess - Golden (April 3rd 2004) RCCL - Navigator (June 2003) RCCL - Explorer (April 2002) RCCL - Voyager (June 2001) Carnival - Paradise (Dec/Jan 1999/2000 Millenium Cruise) Big Red Boat [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] (1997)[/B] [img]http://www.cyberbreezes.com/images/animated/7bdolph.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammallama Posted May 3, 2004 #100 Share Posted May 3, 2004 Royster! Are you still alive or did your wife throw you overboard? It looks like you can do tandem skiing by the looks of the picture. Can I sign the hubby and myself up to go together? I would also like to arrange a fishing activity for him--he loves fish. Thanks, Karen [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=4169e1&cdt=2004;6;6;22;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] to get me on the ADVENTURE OF THE SEA [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=9483049477"]Roll call AOS 6/06/04 click here[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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