madelinerose Posted August 30, 2009 #51 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Yeah but honesty how many of those have you seen on a cruise ship ;) None, but the post I quoted said no one. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish weave Posted August 30, 2009 #52 Share Posted August 30, 2009 in a nut shell!;) Winnie --Keep it clean !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted August 30, 2009 #53 Share Posted August 30, 2009 On our Spirit repo in 2008 there's an image of one older guy that is burned in my memory. I would swear he was trying to smuggle a squirel in his speedo.:eek: Some men stuff stuff down there and some woman stuff stuff someplace else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted August 30, 2009 #54 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Whether it's a G-Sting, Thong, Banana Hammock or Grape Smuggler, Banana Hammock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambs2 Posted August 30, 2009 #55 Share Posted August 30, 2009 The quintessential Budgie Smuggler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veggie59 Posted August 30, 2009 #56 Share Posted August 30, 2009 OP...good topic. Been reading these to hubby. He reminded me that he wears a speedo.......but it is just the brand of his suits. He doesnt wear the skimpy ones.....though he could probably pull it off as he is skinny with no beer belly. He is hairy though......:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieinWA Posted August 30, 2009 Author #57 Share Posted August 30, 2009 When I began this thread I was not aware there was a brand called Speedo's. I'm older than the brand, I'm sure! ;) I was referring to the thong type bikini that men wear. Granted I would love to see young, strong, fit, handsome men in them but while on a cruise I usually never see those men.:( What I do see on ALL my cruises around the pool that blazens itself in my memory and hurts my eyes is the following: http://sunandsin.com/content_images/1/speedoooffender.jpg Please forgive me as I don't know how to post a pic here. Thanks for everyone who added to the fun of this thread and especially those who posted pics!.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrymtex01 Posted August 30, 2009 #58 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) First of all, incase you did not know.. I, Terry, am the big guy of the two in the pic on my postings. And I am here and proud to say not only do I wear speedo's on a cruise, but at my developements pool as well. Yes.. I heard some of you gasp for air. I even saw some of my Southern sisters gasp for air while clutching an always appropriate strand of pearls drapped around your neck. Now if you have survived the mental image I have put before you, you should know that my swim trunks are speedo BRAND. LOL. Believe me, they cover me all the way down to my knees.. LOL. I know I had some of you worried.. and I know I had some of you ready to dial NCL and immediately cancel your cruise when you saw by my signature that I was going to be on the same cruise as you. But rest assured you are safe. And I will also agree that most people should never wear speedo's (the kind you think of when you hear the word speedo), however there are a few that should never take them off. LOL. Well.. I don't know about never taking them off.. :D Edited August 30, 2009 by terrymtex01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted August 30, 2009 #59 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I am very slow so I can knot wear speedos slowdos maybe but knot speedos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish weave Posted August 31, 2009 #60 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Some men stuff stuff down there and some woman stuff stuff someplace else. Remember to put the physique enhancer in the front -- not in the back !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokeypoke Posted August 31, 2009 #61 Share Posted August 31, 2009 First of all, incase you did not know.. I, Terry, am the big guy of the two in the pic on my postings. And I am here and proud to say not only do I wear speedo's on a cruise, but at my developements pool as well. Yes.. I heard some of you gasp for air. I even saw some of my Southern sisters gasp for air while clutching an always appropriate strand of pearls drapped around your neck. Now if you have survived the mental image I have put before you, you should know that my swim trunks are speedo BRAND. LOL. Believe me, they cover me all the way down to my knees.. LOL. I know I had some of you worried.. and I know I had some of you ready to dial NCL and immediately cancel your cruise when you saw by my signature that I was going to be on the same cruise as you. But rest assured you are safe. And I will also agree that most people should never wear speedo's (the kind you think of when you hear the word speedo), however there are a few that should never take them off. LOL. Well.. I don't know about never taking them off.. :D You know Terry, the only person that should wear a skimpy speedo, regardless if they leave it on or take it off, is a Greek God:D! And I stress a Greek God, NOT a GREEK GUY:eek:! There is a BIG difference;) LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieinWA Posted August 31, 2009 Author #62 Share Posted August 31, 2009 You know Terry, the only person that should wear a skimpy speedo, regardless if they leave it on or take it off, is a Greek God:D! And I stress a Greek God, NOT a GREEK GUY:eek:! There is a BIG difference;) LOL! But have you seen the statues of the Greek gods? A tiny bit embarrassing if you ask me. :p The only other thing worse would be a GEEK god! :eek: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luddite Posted August 31, 2009 #63 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Geek Gods? I can see it now. Next port? Chicken Eatsa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markperth Posted August 31, 2009 #64 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Nothing worse than the mans course - shrinkage, expecialy in the Budgie smugglers:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaDead Posted August 31, 2009 #65 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I do agree that the choice of swimsuit should be directly related to the bather's physical attributes. As an example, I myself am a 45 year old male. Standing roughly 63 inches, I carry between 365 and 375 pounds (depending on lunch). I have a skin condition that forbades me from any direct exposure to the sun. Which, as a result, grants me the complexion of a decaying corpse. I was, however, blessed with an abundance of body hair. Some have even likened my appearance to an adult alpaca. All of which is why my swimsuit of choice is, and always has been something a little less modest than a traditional "Speedo". Known in different parts of the world by different names. Whether it's a G-Sting, Thong, Banana Hammock or Grape Smuggler, if it consist of more material than a hanky I can't use it. I've found that these suits not only flatter my figure, but also exposes enough crack to satisfy inner city Detroit. As with most things, there is an inherit danger to wearing such a suit. On a recent Sailing in the Caribbean the hot climate did cause me to perspire profusely. Which in turn caused my suit to ride up into my "nether regions". Requiring the assistance of 2 cabin stewards and the ship's engineer, along with a 5000 pound winch and a length of anchor chain to help remove the garment. :D OMG! I just had a visual - Thanks for the laugh! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaDead Posted August 31, 2009 #66 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Yeah but honesty how many of those have you seen on a cruise ship ;) Not enough if you ask me!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrobynec Posted August 31, 2009 #67 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Not enough if you ask me!:D Most Certainly NOT ENOUGH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrobynec Posted August 31, 2009 #68 Share Posted August 31, 2009 The only other thing worse would be a GEEK god! :eek: :p Of the Intel commercial where they show a nerdy looking guy, sweater vest and all--and everybody swooning around him cuz he invented the USB flashdrive (which is pretty hot), and they say "our Rock Stars aren't like your Rock Stars"--:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSky Posted August 31, 2009 #69 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Hey, as far as I can see, a man in a speedo is the same as a woman in a bra! Doesn't bother me if they wear them or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakincakes Posted September 1, 2009 #70 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Speedos are the main reason I watch the summer olympics.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derf5585 Posted September 1, 2009 #71 Share Posted September 1, 2009 What good is a cheerleader without an official pom pom? How about this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coka Posted September 1, 2009 #72 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Derf, it looks like the cheerleader split his pants when he does that. coka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lvteks Posted September 1, 2009 #73 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Nothing compares with the men on a MSC cruise. Well, except for the women who also were way oversized (in certain areas) for their attire. Quite a show. Blessings, Gail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinnieinWA Posted September 1, 2009 Author #74 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hey, as far as I can see, a man in a speedo is the same as a woman in a bra! Doesn't bother me if they wear them or not! You haven't seen my aunts without their bras on or you'd be singing a different song. :eek: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickels Posted September 1, 2009 #75 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Actually my swimming trunks are Speedo's....they come down to above my knees and even have a pocket or two...and I look darn good in them...LOL :D Next year, I'm showing off my colection of Ed Hardys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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