SeaTeach Posted June 2, 2010 #51 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Going to the pool in a bathrobe Being shocked at having a huge bar tab at the end of the cruise Wearing heels around the ship on sea days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly757s Posted June 5, 2010 #52 Share Posted June 5, 2010 You might be a newbie if.... you grab a snack from the in-room minibar. you broke your toe on the way into the bathroom you made 45 minute phone calls from your cell phone at every port of call to tell everyone what a great time you are having. you get caught bringing booze on the boat. you spend at least one night sleeping by the toilet. you barf into the wind..... Somehow I have personally avoided these mistakes, perhaps it was from watching others misfortunes. Drew 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiseready1975 Posted June 5, 2010 #53 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I'm reading through these and realizing that even though i'm about to go on our 3rd cruise, i'm clearly still a newbie! lol The day I stop gawking at my surroundings and the enormous beauty of the ship, is the day i stop cruising. I was just thinking the same thing Im going on my 3rd cruise in August.. I still like my drink when I get on board and Im always amazed by the size of the ships... My hubby and I still eat util we cant eat no more, and I keep my suitcase out..LOL.. And yes we call it our hotel room.. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banditdoggy Posted June 6, 2010 #54 Share Posted June 6, 2010 A classic dodge here is that they put them in "souvenir glasses" which you are automagically charged for as well, so your "welcome aboard" drink is frequently $10 or more. I was strong enought to quit, after I got all seven different =X= glasses. When asked why I am going to Alaska again, I could say I am missing a glass. Fourteen day cruise means about 3000 photos, I used 24 rolls of film on a seven day cruise. Muster drill, I have to fight down the urge to yell, Dress Right Dress. A newbie always gets off the elevator and goes the wrong way, only to return in a minute or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alrana Eris Posted June 7, 2010 #55 Share Posted June 7, 2010 On my first cruise I did: Purse - I NEVER go anywhere with out my purse(anything happens my purse goes with me)(I use a smaller one with wallet, cellphone, and stuff i need daily) Card on lanyard- most people I know use it for their regular jobs, I see nothing wrong with doing it Can't find my room- I'm normally navigation challenged in nature, so not finding my cabin was very entertaining for DH and Cabin Steward. (Steward got an extra tip end of cruise for helping me). Broke my heel(rubber came off) on way to formal night-didn't care got them fixed at shoemaker when I got home. No one knew it was broken but me. I did not over pack I think less is more anyhow. I do take a lot of pics when traveling guilty(I have a 4G memory card in my camera) The Carnival Conquest is was "huge" ship to me. Guilty of all the above offenses :) Alrana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quilting_Cruiser Posted June 7, 2010 #56 Share Posted June 7, 2010 As others have said, I'll always be awed by the size of the ship! I love to look around and see as much as possible. Interesting that some thing S&S cards on a lanyard make you look like a newbie. Like many others here, I wear a badge at work and it hangs from a lanyard--so used to it. I would think that thinking of bringing a lanyard or getting one once you board would indicate you've cruised before not that you're a newbie. :) I am guilty of overpacking, but I get better with each cruise. For me, what signifies a newbie is taking all your excursions through the cruiseline for fear you'll miss the ship. We prefer the more personal experience with a vendor than the 50 to 100 people on a ship's tour. We've never even come close to missing the ship. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mitsugirly Posted June 12, 2010 #57 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Eating every meal and then some! You mean you're not suppose to do that and gain 10 pounds while on a cruise? :eek: I'm reading through these and realizing that even though i'm about to go on our 3rd cruise, i'm clearly still a newbie! lol The day I stop gawking at my surroundings and the enormous beauty of the ship, is the day i stop cruising. Amen! I feel the same way. Of course I'm a photographer on the side, so I will be the one standing around taking pictures of every little thing...including the elevator or whatever may be around. :D And photographers take many pictures of the same thing...just to make sure you get the perfect workable shot. Then, we you are doing HDR pictures, it's the same picture at different exposures combined...yea, I may be in one spot for awhile. hehe :eek: Even though I'm not a newbie to cruises...I'm a poser I guess. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mitsugirly Posted June 13, 2010 #58 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I just thought of a biggie.... Jumping into the pool and getting a big gulp of water...only sea water and not realizing it until it's too late! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhorhorho Posted June 14, 2010 #59 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Dress Right Dress. . OMG I haven't heard that since drill team days in Texas.:eek::D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaTeach Posted June 14, 2010 #60 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Not a newbie but reformed underpacker. Had too many bad experiences...burned dress with travel iron, ripped dress with hanger, spilled something on dress, caught hem of dress in heel of shoe while going down stairs, snagged dress on arm of chair (just to name a few). You name it, I've done it, if it involves a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mitsugirly Posted June 14, 2010 #61 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Not a newbie but reformed underpacker. Had too many bad experiences...burned dress with travel iron, ripped dress with hanger, spilled something on dress, caught hem of dress in heel of shoe while going down stairs, snagged dress on arm of chair (just to name a few). You name it, I've done it, if it involves a dress. You must wear a lot of dresses. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauldingMom Posted June 14, 2010 #62 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Okay, unpacking my lanyard that I bought special for the trip. Removing the 4 memory cards for my camera, repeating, "Do not wear flotation vest to Muster Drill" over and over in my head..............:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisrn2003 Posted June 15, 2010 #63 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I've been on 8 cruises and still take a TON of pictures... but I also do that at home so... I think it's normal (my DH on the other hand thinks I am crazy). :D I'm already trying to figure out which camera(s) to bring and if I should buy an underwater (really, really want one). :) As I've gotten into scrapbooking now, I take lots of photos and pick the best ones. I DO drive my family crazy though, having my camera with me everywhere. And, strangely, I'm never IN many of the photos, :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaTeach Posted June 19, 2010 #64 Share Posted June 19, 2010 You must wear a lot of dresses. :eek: Yep! On our upcoming cruises I'll wear a dress every night except one.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRZCRAZY Posted June 28, 2010 #65 Share Posted June 28, 2010 I just want to walk up to them and say, "Do you not realize how utterly ridiculous you look?" I've actually walked up to someone with a pocket sized mirror and held it up in from of someone when that person had their makeup half on/off. We laughed but she didn't see the humor. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskelsey Posted July 3, 2010 #66 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I've actually walked up to someone with a pocket sized mirror and held it up in from of someone when that person had their makeup half on/off. We laughed but she didn't see the humor. :eek: You made me "lol" for like five minutes. Thanks for making my day. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgptmp Posted July 6, 2010 #67 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I love watching everyone wear their life jacket to the muster. So I put mine on for theenjoyment of others.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miae77 Posted July 28, 2010 #68 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I still consider myself a newbie especially since it had been NINE years between my 2nd and 3rd cruise (last year on Liberty). I was so stinkin' excited that I was skipping up the gangway, signed for the Welcome Aboard drinks and skipped/ran/skipped all the way to our cabin. Not to mention this was my first cabin with a balcony so I was just in awe that the room didn't feel so small. My poor husband, it was his first cruise and yet he was telling me to contain myself!:o One more thing.... posing for every single photo op with the ship's photographers and buying all the pictures. :p (They were GREAT pictures!) Maria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDebbie Posted August 2, 2010 #69 Share Posted August 2, 2010 A newbie stands in the first buffet line they come to instead of looking around to see if that is even the line they want to be in. (poor DH STILL does this) Every cruise I hear "oh, I didn't want salad" After losing my S&S card in a slot machine I do wear the lanyard to the casino, that way I can't walk off without my card. I prefer the coil type things though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruisin 4 Ever Posted August 4, 2010 #70 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Getting stung with 'The Welcome Aboard Cocktail'..... you know that nice one many people think is free when the waiter with the tray of nice drinks approaches you prior to sailaway and your just finding you way round. 'Welcome Aboard Cocktail Mam / Sir'...... Oh yes please - how wonderful .... how nice ....... 'Sign here please Mam / Sir'...... ouch too late you've taken a large sip through the straw..... $6.95 plus tip ..... make that times 2 as your better half has done likewise..... OMG, I'm laughing so hard right now. I thought we were the only ones who fell for that. I didn't even like it or want it but was too embarrassed to decline after I found out it wasn't free!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BeOnaBoat Posted August 5, 2010 #71 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Hmm, I ... "Get so sunburned the first sea day that you're miserable the rest of the cruise." - Well, it's not miserable but I do burn on day 1, except in Alaska "Walk around calling the ship a boat" "Attend the art auction for the free champagne and purchase the same art available stateside for less." "Wearing your life jacket from your stateroom to lifeboat drill" "call it mustard not muster" "Get stung with 'The Welcome Aboard Cocktail'" "stand in the atrium and looking up and saying 'W-o-o-o-o-o-o-w-w-w-w-w' and taking videos of the elevators." "Looking for a daily newspaper" - I know we are at sea but I love the reaction! "shocked at having a huge bar tab at the end of the cruise" "take all my excursions through the cruiseline" each and every cruise. :) Like a checklist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbutterflygirl Posted August 7, 2010 #72 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Newbies would buy the Lanyard from the Cruise line. Old Salts bring their own from home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melismass Posted August 14, 2010 #73 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Oh no! Im heading out on my 7th &8th cruise in six short months. I still wear the lanyard with my S&S card around my neck. However, my lanyard is a sparkley, beaded one! Does that make a difference?:o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bette And Bill Posted August 15, 2010 #74 Share Posted August 15, 2010 We will be taking our 25th RCL cruise and I still use a lanyard as I do not want to have to carry a purse or take a chance on snapping the card in half by having it in my pocket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capncarp Posted August 15, 2010 #75 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Instead of focusing on having their own fun, they keep looking around at others and pointing out how unsophisticated the supposed "virgins" are as compared to their own jaded, world-weary selves.:p Actually, I find seeing the "WOW!!!" reactions to be refreshing, knowing someone has had a momentously impressive moment on what will hopefully be a cruise PACKED with many more such moments. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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