krewzin Posted November 19, 2010 #26 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Lucky for you my man I just happened to be passing by. I just might be in time to save your cruise ;) How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. Do you have any raisins? How about a date. Are you a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? Could I borrow your cell phone quickly, I just want to call my mum and tell her I've just met the girl of my dreams. Are those things real? You might add, My great uncle was a doctor would you mind if I checked? Have I got the right day? Because I didn't think we pulled into paradise until Thursday. You're lovely, fancy hooking up? "NO". Oh come on, lower your standards a bit, I did. You aren't the best looking bird here tonight but I've got a light switch in my cabin, so how about it? Every one a winner my son. If you need any more pearls like those just ask. Keep smiling Henry :) And on a more serious note the singles meet is the way forward but to honest the great thing about a cruise is the ease of just going up to someone and saying hello. Don't get out much, huh Hank? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able Seaman H Posted November 19, 2010 #27 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oh, you girls may deny it now but you know as well as I do that when delivered with an English accent you would be putty in my hands :) I can't think for one minute you'll need it Batman but just on the off chance make sure you know where the ice is kept in case you need pain relief after whallop in the nads ;) Keep smiling Henry :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Bound4Bermuda Posted November 19, 2010 #28 Share Posted November 19, 2010 LOL! DON'T use those--or any other--pick-up lines. Girls get creeped out by that! The only way it would ever work is if the girl already thought you were hot. But if there were just a marginal interest, it would turn her off immediately. So, either way, your safest bet is to just introduce yourself and make some conversation about the cruise, what she did in port, where she's from, etc. Or maybe come up with a funny story or question pertaining to the CRUISE, not about her personally. (Henry, can you maybe help the guy out with some cruise-oriented lines rather than creeperish ones? :D) Not that you asked for advice on talking to girls. I just thought Henry was steering you astray. And if you're going to all this trouble to track down the girls, you don't want to scare them off! :p Have a great time! (Sounds like you plan on it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Bound4Bermuda Posted November 19, 2010 #29 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oh, you girls may deny it now but you know as well as I do that when delivered with an English accent you would be putty in my hands :) I can't think for one minute you'll need it Batman but just on the off chance make sure you know where the ice is kept in case you need pain relief after whallop in the nads ;) Keep smiling Henry :) You do have a point there. We American girls are suckers for British accents! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazsamp Posted November 19, 2010 #30 Share Posted November 19, 2010 You do have a point there. We American girls are suckers for British accents! :D Yup, I have to agree with you there B4B!:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spadercool Posted November 19, 2010 #31 Share Posted November 19, 2010 No. The next day.You sail the Liberty Of The Seas on Nov 21, 2010. The Meet and Mingle is listed for the next day, Nov 22, 2010 at 10:15:00 AM, in the Olive or Twist Lounge. ... When I sailed in August, this was the meeting place. There is also refreshments and a small get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pltag Posted November 19, 2010 #32 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Henry's input has sealed my vote on this matter ........ CREEPY !!! :eek: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted November 19, 2010 #33 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I'm sorry but if I think back to when I was 19 and if I was getting 'dragged' along on a cruise with my folks and having a forum like this at my disposal, I'd probably do the same. Good on you mate, I admire you're ingenuity and I'd never judge anyone I hadn't met before. I wish that my parents had dragged me along on a cruise when I was 19. Now I drag them along whenever we go on a cruise.:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able Seaman H Posted November 19, 2010 #34 Share Posted November 19, 2010 LOL! DON'T use those--or any other--pick-up lines. Girls get creeped out by that......... Don't listen to the woman Batman - I feel sure she is trying to sell you a curve ball to keep all the good looking girls for her son ;) I was going to keep this one for an emergency, it's an absolute slam dunker. If it doesn't work check the girl's pulse. Best delivered whilst sipping an iced cocktail, cherry, umbrella shirt collar turned up: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? You sir will undoubtedly be the man on that cruise if you follow my wise words. My legal team have suggested I point out there is also just a faint chance you will get thrown overboard. Keep smiling people Henry :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman2000 Posted November 19, 2010 Author #35 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I have gotten too many laughs out of all of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Bound4Bermuda Posted November 19, 2010 #36 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Henry, we've already established that you can say ANYTHING with a British accent and the girls will be swooning. This kid doesn't have a chance with those lines...unless, perhaps, he takes on a British affectation. ;) But, no, that's too risky to try to stay "in character." :p Batman, just "be normal." No woman wants to feel like you're just picking up on her--and then will use the same line on every other woman in the room. And even though this is likely your modus operandi since you have an Internet broadcast calling for any and all single ladies, :p you need to at least feign an interest in getting to know her as a real person. Don't listen to the woman Batman - I feel sure she is trying to sell you a curve ball to keep all the good looking girls for her son ;) I was going to keep this one for an emergency, it's an absolute slam dunker. If it doesn't work check the girl's pulse. Best delivered whilst sipping an iced cocktail, cherry, umbrella shirt collar turned up: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? You sir will undoubtedly be the man on that cruise if you follow my wise words. My legal team have suggested I point out there is also just a faint chance you will get thrown overboard. Keep smiling people Henry :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbgd Posted November 19, 2010 #37 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I have gotten too many laughs out of all of this! Oh To be 19 again and be on a cruise ship;) It is a buffet of beauties Just remember if you hook up early on the cruise you may be stuck with her the rest of the cruise pick and choose carefully young man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted November 19, 2010 #38 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oh To be 19 again and be on a cruise ship;) It is a buffet of beauties Just remember if you hook up early on the cruise you may be stuck with her the rest of the cruise pick and choose carefully young man And it is pretty amazing how many times you can run into some whom you would rather not!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbgd Posted November 19, 2010 #39 Share Posted November 19, 2010 And it is pretty amazing how many times you can run into some whom you would rather not!:eek: Got to watch out for those stage 3 clingers:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able Seaman H Posted November 19, 2010 #40 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Get with the times peeps, never mind Batman having to make wise choices. Just pray there are no British girls on the cruise. They eat him alive. Then who'll be hiding from who! Have a great cruise :) H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixDawgCruising Posted November 19, 2010 #41 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Here's a perfect pick-up line for the OP, given the timing of the cruise: If your right leg was Thanksgving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays??:D:D:D:D:eek: I dare you to use it.....lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofingPrincess Posted November 19, 2010 #42 Share Posted November 19, 2010 PHXDawg, that's TERRIBLE! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixDawgCruising Posted November 19, 2010 #43 Share Posted November 19, 2010 PHXDawg, that's TERRIBLE! :p Sorry Cindy, I couldn't resist. I have a thing about really bad pickup lines, I collect them.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted November 19, 2010 #44 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Here's a perfect pick-up line for the OP, given the timing of the cruise: If your right leg was Thanksgving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays??:D:eek: I dare you to use it.....lol! PHXDawg, that's TERRIBLE! :p That was the best one yet.:eek:;):D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able Seaman H Posted November 19, 2010 #45 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I will not be beaten by a woman (not unless I'm paying her good money anyway), on the same theme : Is that a ladder in your tights (I think that translates as pantyhose on your side of the pond), or the stairway to heaven. Ahh... And they said romance was dead :) Keep smiling Henry ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixDawgCruising Posted November 19, 2010 #46 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I will not be beaten by a woman (not unless I'm paying her good money anyway), on the same theme : Is that a ladder in your tights (I think that translates as pantyhose on your side of the pond), or the stairway to heaven. Ahh... And they said romance was dead :) Keep smiling Henry ;) Here are two oldies but goodies in honor of my Godfather who passed earlier this year (at age 84), these were his favorite standbys when a pretty girl walked by: 1. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" 2. "What's your nationality?" "I'm half Russian and half Roman, cause I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers". (you must say this one out loud for it to work):) -Tracey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixDawgCruising Posted November 19, 2010 #47 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I will not be beaten by a woman (not unless I'm paying her good money anyway), on the same theme : Is that a ladder in your tights (I think that translates as pantyhose on your side of the pond), or the stairway to heaven. Ahh... And they said romance was dead :) Keep smiling Henry ;) 2 issues: 1. How did you know I was a girl, I coulda been that big guy (my husband) in the picture.:D 2. Nothing's gonna beat my Thanksgiving line, it's the best EVER, so you might as well stop now!;) -Tracey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman2000 Posted November 19, 2010 Author #48 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I will make after the cruise I will post back on how everything went :D I got a great feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Able Seaman H Posted November 19, 2010 #49 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I knew because it's my job to know these things. It's always the women who post on here and a bloke would be too scared to post the chat up line you did! I had to temper my offerings somewhat. Having seen you in the flesh Brandon the best advice I could give would be to aim low. Don't worry bud, only joking. I'm sure the chicks will luv ya, you do nothing for me but that's probably a good thing :) Oh and make sure you check out big bucks bingorama, the cougars love their bingo ;) Henry :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twometresplus Posted November 20, 2010 #50 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Haven't we all missed something here? Batman, it's Batman! Surely the caped crusader won't have any trouble picking up girls?? By the way thanks for the tip on the British accent, just don't tell my fiancée! Now for my best effort....you don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.