A Meta Thread To Save Us All Time

[sharecruises]

I do like the suggestions about your "food allergies", and yes, your pup will make a good "service dog">> so bring her on...

 

but.....you did forget that we have soooo many experts here...

 

Surely you have some medical /legal problems for us to solve??

 

how bout some Dear Abby stuff???

 

Don't forget...you really do not need a lawyer/doctor/marriage counselor/therapist when you have people on internet message boards

[fishtaco]

John Heald is no celebrity!

 

No? but anyone who will have a ship on a stick waiting for me in my cabin is a star though:D

[usafchick1980]

Omg - me too! I was thinking this woman's off, until I got to the 2nd paragraph

 

Glad I wasn't the only one. I thought she can not be serious..then I got the the second paragraph and thought..now I KNOW SHE IS NOT SERIOUS!!

[Rudyard]

Thanks OP. It's always nice to start the weekend with a chuckle :D

[saltmom1]

You forgot to mention that if there is a serious weather issue, SURELY Carnival will not change the itinerary and if they do, won't you be entitled to a new cruise along with a total refund of your present cruise?

 

AND a refund of your private excursion that Carnival has now ruined. Oh. And Carnival wont care if we are a few hours late returning to the ship in port. They WILL wait for us, right?

[elcuchio24]

Omg - me too! I was thinking this woman's off, until I got to the 2nd paragraph

 

Well, sadly, up until the 2nd paragraph I have seen similar REAL posts in the past;)

[CruzerDeb]

First post I read this morning; what a great way to start off my day!

 

Just to be clear, these are really things we should do, right? No one would joke about the serious business of cruising on a cruising message board. Right? Right?:eek:

[ChefSusan]

What an awesome thread!

 

Big thumbs up from me!

[Quilting_Cruiser]

Thanks for the chuckle. :D

 

 

Don't forget that your family may be in a hurry and the other passengers will have no issues if you want to move to the front of the line. Be sure someone's saving seats for you at the show! :D

[not-enough-cruising]

Priceless, absolutely priceless, THANKS!!:D