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Darkness is the abscence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light

 

Nice one Rebel :D:D

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There is a few theory's out there on this subject :)

 

I like this one (but don't try it with a drink in your hand) ;):D

 

A man stands at the doorway of his bedroom, attired in boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt.

One hundred times in a row, he turns off the light switch and dashes for the bed.

How many times does he see himself land under the covers? Zero.

 

There isn't any light there. Obviously dark got there quicker than light.

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Kalos why is it a man why can't it be a woman :D

 

 

A Woman stands at the doorway of her bedroom, attired in boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt.

One hundred times in a row, she turns off the light switch and dashes for the bed.

How many times does she see herself land under the covers? Zero.

 

There isn't any light there. Obviously dark got there quicker than light.

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A Woman stands at the doorway of her bedroom, attired in boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt.

One hundred times in a row, she turns off the light switch and dashes for the bed.

How many times does she see herself land under the covers? Zero.

 

There isn't any light there. Obviously dark got there quicker than light.

 

:D

 

:D:D

OK then RR why does the woman have to have boxers and not Y fronts :D:D:D

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