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New Names for the Triumph


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With yesterday's news about The Triumph breaking away from it's dock I think the Triumph may be officially suffering some

dark magical malfeasance. I suppose somewhere along the line some gypsy got shorted on their OBC and cursed the Triumph

to a life of mishaps.

 

The only way to break the curse is to

(1) sacrifice a rubbery lobster (fortunately there are plenty of those on board),

(2) drink a watered down adult beverage ... (lots of those available on the ship,)

(3) do this while standing in an elevator that is temporary out of order ... (always one or two of those around).

 

Finally we will have to rename the ship.

 

How about the

The Carnival "Catastrophe"

The Carnival "Maalox"

The Carnival "Good Ship Loli-plop...plop...plop"

 

Or the ever more classy:

Carnival Merde dans le sac rouge (french for "poop in the red bag")

 

Any other suggestions:

 

We need to hurry .... I hear the Triumph has drifted 20 feet form the docK so CCL is considering towing it to Progresso, Mexico.

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Still think Carnival Crappy fits better .

But going with the flow,

 

C Run Away

C High Tail

C Scoot -N- Boot

C Mule

C Haul A$$

C Desertion

C Forsaken

C Awol

C Skip to my Loo

C Break Out

 

Need more :D

I thought this tread was for information, not bashing Carnival, you all need to understand the reason for Cruise Critic, it is your kind of member that is giving this site a bad name.
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I thought this tread was for information, not bashing Carnival, you all need to understand the reason for Cruise Critic, it is your kind of member that is giving this site a bad name.
I think I love you, can I buy you a drink :D

 

OH wait , wife says No :eek: :):D.

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