Another Beer Smuggling Question!

[L2J]

you people are seriously disturbed. :D :D :D

 

And...? I fail to see your point.:confused:

[big_duck]

meanie :D

 

Wrong thread. ;)

[steveNcindy]

Wrong thread. ;)

 

I see that one floated away so to speak.

[Crusin Karen]

Beer can chicken is all about the CHICKEN, not the beer. You are supposed to have a cooler of beer next to you while grilling it. That is the rule. You're not supposed to drink the chicken piss beer! :(

[big_duck]

Beer can chicken is all about the CHICKEN, not the beer. You are supposed to have a cooler of beer next to you while grilling it. That is the rule. You're not supposed to drink the chicken piss beer! :(

 

Steve's a canuck. If you brew it he will drink it. :D

[L2J]

I still don't understand about the beer can up the butt. Is that so you can make your own hefeweizen?

[Caliber1]

you people are seriously disturbed. :D :D :D

 

Why thank you!:eek: :D

[Caliber1]

I still don't understand about the beer can up the butt. Is that so you can make your own hefeweizen?

 

Make your own who er whatsen?:cool: Dude, my Mom is POed cause I won't deep fry turkeys any more. Beer can is the way to go, about 2 hours on the grill and its over.

[L2J]

Make your own who er whatsen?:cool: Dude, my Mom is POed cause I won't deep fry turkeys any more. Beer can is the way to go, about 2 hours on the grill and its over.

 

Jess...Jess...Jess...As connoisseur of fine beer I thought for sure you'd know what hefewiezen is. It's from Germany don'tchaknow and looks like someone seriously backwashed in it:

 

 

"Hefe" means yeast, "Weizen" means wheat. Hefeweizen is a top fermented, unfiltered, bottle conditioned wheat beer with a noticeable yeast sediment and a cloudy appearance. Wheat beers are also referred to as Weissbiers (white beers) because before the invention of pale lagers and pale ales, most beers were dark. Wheat beers were the exception as the wheat content lightened the colour of the beer.

Hefeweizens are usually quite sweet and fruity, with a full body. The typical hefeweizen taste, which distinguishes it from its Belgian wheat beer cousins is produced by the types of yeast used in Bavaria. There are often medicinal or clove flavours, produced by chemicals called phenols engendered by the yeast. Other chemicals produced by the yeast, called esters, produce bubble gum, banana and vanilla flavours. Esters are also used in sweets like pear drops or fruit gums. Hefeweizens are very lightly hopped so have little bitterness and harshness. The ratio of wheat to barley malt used is commonly around 50:50 but the wheat portion may rise to as much as 70%. With the exception of Gose, German wheat beer brewers don't add coriander or other botanicals and spices to their beer as Belgian brewers do.

Hefeweizen should be poured smoothly into a tilted, rinsed glass. Pause when there's about a quarter of the bottle left, swirl the bottle to lift the sediment, then pour the rest into the glass to give a big, fragrant head and release the yeast into the beer to give it its cloudy appearance. The glass should be like the Franziskaner glass shown on the right — tall and graceful, with a narrow base widening toward the top before narrowing slightly again.

I've never seen a German add a slice of lemon to a Weissbier but apparently some do. I think it ruins the taste of the beer and the acidity of the lemon kills the head. I can see the point of adding a wedge of lime to Corona because the taste of the beer is so vapid that the zest of the lime is a welcome reminder that your taste buds are still working, but decent beers shouldn't need a fruit garnish, in my humble opinion. However, I'm told that it is more common to add lemon slices to the filtered version of Weissbier: Kristallweizen.

Wheat beers were originally forbidden by the Reinheitsgebot (German beer purity law), that forbade the inclusion of anything but barley, hops and water (spontaneous fermentation was used instead of yeast). Some say the law was originally intended to save wheat for the baking of bread. Roger Protz [1] states that the Bavarian royal family held a monopoly over barley production and wished to prevent the use of other grains in beer from undermining their monopoly. All the while, the royal Wittelsbach gangsters were still enjoying wheat beers denied to the general population. The laws were relaxed to allow the Schneider brewery to brew wheat beers in 1850. Schneider Weisse is still one of the better examples of the type, and somewhat darker than most.

Weizenbock is a variation on the Hefeweizen style but brewed to a have stronger alcohol content as with Bock lagers - typically around 6.4%.

 

Never did a deep fried turkey myself.:confused:

 

So what is the beer enema for???

Take note: German beer purity law - Herm really does take his beer seriously ;)

[steveNcindy]

You're not supposed to drink the chicken piss beer! :(

 

We pay $1.50 per beer up here with all our taxes - I ain't wasting one just cause it got funky with a chicken :D

 

Steve's a canuck. If you brew it he will drink it. :D

 

Beer builds better bodies :D (It must be true, my coolie says it)

[steveNcindy]

So what is the beer enema for???

 

 

Keeps the breasts supple and juicy

[Caliber1]

Keeps the breasts supple and juicy

 

Yeah what Steve said!! Best turkey you will ever eat. And you've never tasted breasts like that either.:D

[L2J]

Yeah what Steve said!! Best turkey you will ever eat. And you've never tasted breasts like that either.:D

 

 

Speaking of beer...Heard on the radio that someone has come up with some beer scented tanning oil. I can see it now...SO's rubbing this stuff all over and saying...."honey would you like a beer"

[truecruiser]

... Dude, my Mom is POed cause I won't deep fry turkeys any more. Beer can is the way to go, about 2 hours on the grill and its over.

 

that's an instant 911 call:eek:

 

Keeps the breasts supple and juicy

 

gotta admit...this is all news to me:eek:

[steveNcindy]

gotta admit...this is all news to me:eek:

 

I believe that the beer can trick is only applicable to poultry. I would not recommend this for any humans :eek:

 

Now possibly some of liv's hefewiezen body bronzer may work though :D

[truecruiser]

I believe that the beer can trick is only applicable to poultry. I would not recommend this for any humans :eek:

 

Now possibly some of liv's hefewiezen body bronzer may work though :D

 

LMAO!:D :p. re: the beer bronzer, wld that make happy hour a 24 hr thing, then? always able to get a taste?:eek:

[steveNcindy]

LMAO!:D :p. re: the beer bronzer, wld that make happy hour a 24 hr thing, then? always able to get a taste?:eek:

 

At least we would both smell the same at the end of the day. No more complaints "you smell like beer"

[truecruiser]

At least we would both smell the same at the end of the day. No more complaints "you smell like beer"

 

hmmm...might be somethin' to be said for this lotion.:p

[L2J]

No more complaints "you smell like beer"

 

Geez...I hate that.:rolleyes:

[steveNcindy]

Geez...I hate that.:rolleyes:

 

I have never been able to understand that arguement. I quite enjoy the scent and aroma of beer

[L2J]

I have never been able to understand that arguement. I quite enjoy the scent and aroma of beer

 

Exaclty. Now if DW would slather this stuff all over...we'd both win ;)

[truecruiser]

to not divert this thread, we shld let the OP know the lotion wldn't have to smuggled, or wld it?

[steveNcindy]

to not divert this thread, we shld let the OP know the lotion wldn't have to smuggled, or wld it?

 

Nope, carry on is fine and he leaves his autotips in place Stewart will even rub it on him

[Caliber1]

Nope, carry on is fine and he leaves his autotips in place Stewart will even rub it on him

 

:eek: :eek: Rub what on him?:p

[L2J]

:eek: :eek: Rub what on him?:p

 

Suntan lotion you fruit-loop.:p