101 Reasons Cruising Isn't For Everyone

[ekerr19]

55. You have to put your stuff on a deck chair first thing in the morning, "just in case" you decide to use it later on!!!:p

[Golfette]

58. No golf courses:) .

[sab490]

59. You might have to eat dinner with a Republican

60. You might have to eat dinner with a Democrat

 

- Steve

[Old As Dirt Mom]

61. You might have to eat dinner with........me!!:eek:

[Frick_&_Frack]

58. No golf courses:) .

 

You sound like DH (though he loves the simulator now - it's an added adventure "playing St. Andrews" when the seas are rolling!!) :D Plus he golfs at every port that has a course.

[CDRMark]

62. You may run into someone who doesn't speak English. (Speak slower and louder)

63. You don't play bridge. (What will I do all day!?)

[SeeSeaRider]

62. "Poseidon Adventure"

63. "Flashbacks" - LST 902 "Vietnam Package"

(Mekong River and Delta , including picturesque coastal excursions and Pacific crossing)

[Golfette]

Frick & Frack - oh boy, another golfaholic! We golfed at Mazatlan & Puerto Vallarta when we were there in 2005. This time, I am trying to see what the world is like when you don't golf for 7 whole days!

[Frick_&_Frack]

Frick & Frack - oh boy, another golfaholic! We golfed at Mazatlan & Puerto Vallarta when we were there in 2005. This time, I am trying to see what the world is like when you don't golf for 7 whole days!

 

Golfette - DH loves Mahagony Run in St. Thomas. It's great - he plays golf and I shop. What a beautiful combination! ;)

[tomc]

64. There's something on the menu you don't like. You have seven other choices, but the fact that it's there makes you dash to the message board.

 

65. They made you dress up on formal night and since you paid for the cruise, you should be able to walk in wearing whatever you want, on time or late.

 

66. The captain keeps blowing that [xxx] foghorn when all the other boats should know we're here; we keep a regular schedule.

[Susie51]

64. You can ONLY unpack once as you go place to place.

[Captain Dave]

67. I will not be able to respond to 100 annoying emails each day.

 

68. I will not be able to receive 100 annoying voice messages each day.

[Lynne Myrna]

They have that chocolate extravaganza, & make you choose your desserts:)

 

They stop at all the dam ports....why can't they just keep going????

 

They don't have air conditioning on the outside decks...after all....it's hot in the Caribbean.....

[hammybee]

69. The booze is too expensive and you ran out of Listerine bottles.

[hammybee]

70. Cancelling the Auto Tip is such a hassle and why tip anyone, I paid enuf for this cruise.

[Guest LoveMyBoxer]

71. What do you mean I have to be back on the "boat" at least 1/2 hour before sailing? I'll get there when I'm good and read!

72. Adult only pool, I think not! I paid the same amount of $ for my child and they'll go in any pool they want!

(P.S., I have a 7-year old DS)

[LADYLAYLA]

73. The movies are not first run in the theatres

74. They close the Casinos and shops when stopped at one of those dam ports

75. You have to pack and leave long before you are willing to

[Lynne Myrna]

They make you drink expired dated soda....ha,ha!!!!!!:)

[hammybee]

It's not the way cruising used to be.

[LAFFNVEGAS]

[SIZE=3]76. I am too addicted to CC to be gone from the computer that long[/SIZE]:D

[tomc]

[quote]They make you drink expired dated soda....ha,ha!!!!!![/quote] And not only that, but as the "We're as good as 60 Minutes" video so clearly proves (?), soda that is four months beyond its "sell by" date is definitely a health hazard which entitles these would-be investigative reporters to a free cruise and a chance to check the expiration date on the Yum Yum Man's peppermints.

[lka1012]

They drag you off kicking and screaming "I don't wanna leave" at the end of the cruise. After they drag you out from under your bed and pry your fingers from the doorframe.

[mamaofami]

[quote name='LAFFNVEGAS'][SIZE=3]76. I am too addicted to CC to be gone from the computer that long[/SIZE]:D[/quote]


LOL! tHAT'S GREAT!:D

[RedmondCruiser]

77. There just are not enough art actions.

[COLandlocked]

77 - You can't wear jeans to the dining room
78 - The midnight buffet is really at midnight
79 - The Neptune Lounge is only for suite guest